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Clips from Never Have I Ever - ...had my own troll (S03E03)

"What you're doing is shitty."
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"Stop trying to ruin my relationship."
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"All right. Well, I guess I'll have to manufacture"
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"some other drama to entertain myself."
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"Oh, the DMer wrote back."
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"She says, "I'm sorry. I'm just trying to help.""
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""You've already gone through so much.""
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""Losing a parent during Debussy is enough heartache for one lifetime.""
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"Whoa, she mentioned your dad."
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"-Yeah. How dare that bitch?"
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"I don't want your help. Leave me alo--"
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"But before Devi could hit send, she had an epiphany."
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"Wait, did the DMer just say Debussy?"
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"That's what they played at the spring concert,"
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"and no student would be caught dead going to that,"
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"so that means she's in orchestra."
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"Hello, Haley."
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"This is the closest location I could find to a bridge."
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"So start talking, troll."
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"Devi, I'm sorry. I really was trying to look out for you."
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"You created a fake account,"
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"sent me creepy DMs with no information in it"
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"to ruin my relationship."
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"I know, I just… I didn't want you to know who I was because honestly,"
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"I didn't wanna have to relive it."
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"Relive what?"
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"Did Paxton kill your dog? Steal your car?"
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"Get specific. You're not a friggin' horoscope."
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"Fine."
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"Basically,"
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"Paxton and I used to be best friends."
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"I've known his whole family since fifth grade."
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"I even went to church with them once"
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"where there was frankly a lot of talk about how Jesus probably surfed."
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"Anyways, last summer, we were messing around"
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"and just started kissing, which was awesome."
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"And then we had sex,"
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"which was, as I'm sure you know, incredible."
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"Yup, yup, yup. Get onto the bad stuff."
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"Anyway, I thought that meant we were gonna be something more,"
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"but then when I got to school the next day, he iced me out."
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"That's horrible."
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"After that, I just hit rock bottom,"
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"which is when I joined orchestra."
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"Makes sense."
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"Listen, Haley,"
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"I'm really sorry Paxton did that to you."
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"I get why you wanted to reach out and why you went incognito."
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"I'm also really sorry I called you a troll."
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"Maybe things will be different for you, and I'll be happy if they are."
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"But as a woman or a friend or whatever, I just felt like you needed to know."
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"Devi's troll had turned out to be an actual person"
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"who was actually hurt by her boyfriend."
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"She wasn't quite sure what to do with this information."
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"Vishwakumar. Hey, I just wanted you to know"
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"that I think it would be very unprofessional of me"
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"to use my position as your teacher"
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"to try and get information from you about your cousin."
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"Okay."
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"Which is why I'm not gonna mention how weird it is"
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"that she hasn't texted me back"
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"after we did karaoke together a few weeks ago."
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"But don't worry. I will not be asking if you might know what's going on there."
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"Cool."
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"But… But since it was you who pulled me aside--"
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"Oh my God, Mr. K, have some dignity."
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"Fine."
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"Kamala called things off with her almost fiancé."
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"And now my grandmother is throwing her a mixer tonight"
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"to find her a new one."
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"-Interesting. Um, what time we talking? -Seven."
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"Okay. Thank you, Miss Vishwakumar."
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"Really great impromptu chat about Tolstoy!"
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"Hey."
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"Oh. What's going on?"
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"-Do you still have feelings for Devi? -What?"
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"I saw you hanging out with her yesterday."
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"You say you have too much studying to do to come to my championship game,"
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"but you seem to have loads of time to dick around with her."
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"What… That's not what happened."
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"You know how Devi is."
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"Her problems just sort of suck everybody in."
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"She's like if one of those Dune worms had a flowery backpack"
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"and an annoying voice."
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"-Do you know what my backpack looks like? -It's yellow."
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"That's correct."
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"Look, you don't have to worry about Devi."
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"Hey, I promise."
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"-I just want to know that you're in this. -Yeah. I definitely am!"
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"And of course I'll be at your game later. I don't know what I was thinking."
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"I'm gonna do all my studying tonight, so that I can focus on this chemistry."
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"Ah, that stinks and I hated that,"
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"but…"
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"I guess you're forgiven."
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"Hey, everyone. Look!"
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"I bought us expensive juices!"
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"Thank you, Geeta."
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"But no slurping. I need to hear all the flirting."
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"And do you have any hobbies?"
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"I find that you don't need hobbies if you love what you do for work."
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"-Oh, great. And what do you do? -Mostly autopsies."
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"Excuse me for just a second."
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"Oh, no, no, Kamala, I've got it. Please stay with your new friends."
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"Okay, great."
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"No, I could bring you to the morgue one weekend."
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"Hi, I'm Rhyah."
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"My mother-in-law said she was invited to a party here."
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"Uh, yes, welcome. I'm Nalini, and Nirmala is my mother-in-law."
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"She just went to the eye doctor. I tried to let her out at the curb,"
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"but she started veering towards your bushes, so…"
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"-Ah, hello, Rhyah! -Hi, Nirmala Auntie!"
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"I see you've already met Nalini."
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"She's a brilliant doctor with many patients and zero friends."
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"-I have friends. -You two should chat."
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"You are both in the medical field."
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"-Oh. I'm a dermatologist. What do you do? -I'm a nutritionist."
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"And actually I don't consider myself in the medical field."
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"Especially now that they focus more on profits than healing people."
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"I prefer to exist in the wellness space."
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"Mm-hmm. Good for you! Could you excuse me for a second?"
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