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Clips from Never Have I Ever - ...had my own troll (S03E03)

"-I got it! No one else get it!"
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"Manish!"
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"Devi couldn't decide whether or not to ask Paxton about Haley."
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"On one hand, she considered herself a feminist"
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"who would stand up for a sister in need."
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"But on the other hand, she also didn't want to end up"
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"in Paxton's Goodwill pile with old Haley."
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"Looks like feminism was gonna win."
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"Hey."
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"So I know I said I wouldn't,"
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"but I kind of kept talking to the troll."
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"What? Why?"
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"Well, she actually turned out not to be a troll and was in fact,"
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"Haley,"
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"who then told me that you had sex with her,"
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"and then kind of blew her off."
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"That's messed up that she told you that."
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"So, it's not true?"
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"No."
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"Well, I mean, yeah, it's kind of true, but I didn't do it to be mean."
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"I panicked, and I didn't know how to deal, so I just avoided her."
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"Seemed easier that way."
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"For you."
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"But you really hurt her."
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"You know she joined orchestra because of you?"
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"People like her aren't supposed to join orchestra."
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"All right, I guess I was kind of a dick back then,"
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"but I wouldn't do that to someone now."
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"I believe you, but I think you should apologize to her and--"
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"What?"
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"No. It's weird to bring it up again."
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"And honestly, she owes me an apology for trashing me to my girlfriend."
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"-Paxton. Come on, you were awful to her. -Devi. Drop it. I'm not apologizing."
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"-You have to! -No, I don't."
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"Well, then I can't be with you!"
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"I--"
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"What?"
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"Damn, you got rid of this Prince Eric-looking dude?"
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"I'd be furious too if I was your grandma."
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"He's like CW beautiful."
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"I know, but even that jawline doesn't make me ready for marriage."
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"I'm not ready, either."
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"I got two roommates, and we share one suit."
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"And guess who got it tonight? Your boy!"
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"A lot of laughter and open body language over here."
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"Are you the architect, the anesthesiologist, or the astronaut?"
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"None of the above. Um, I teach English."
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"At a university? Uh, Stanford, perhaps?"
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"No, at Devi's high school."
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"That rat hole? Whose grandson are you?"
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"I don't really know my grandparents."
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"They are back in India, and I've never visited."
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"Pati, this is Manish. He's Devi's favorite teacher."
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"Where did you grow up? What do your parents do?"
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"Well, I grew up in central Arkansas until my parents got divorced. Ruh-roh."
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"And then my mom moved to Myrtle Beach to run a nightclub."
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"And then my dad remarried a white woman in Baton Rouge,"
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"and now they run an Etsy store selling Grateful Dead sweatshirts."
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"Kamala, get the hose!"
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"Pati, stop it. He'll understand you."
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"Feel free to say whatever you want."
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"I don't speak any Indian languages."
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"Oh."
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"-Oh. -Pati?"
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"-Oh my God. -Oh my God! She's having a heart attack."
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"-Wait, no, Nalini."
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"It might not be. I know this juice shop very well."
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"She had the mango namaslay, and that has maca in it."
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"Thank you, Rhyah, but I'm a doctor. So I will take it from here."
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"We're calling an ambulance."
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"Maca's a stimulant. Let me just try one thing."
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"If it doesn't work, we can take her to the hospital in 30 seconds."
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"Open your mouth."
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"-Ah. -Good."
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"Oh."
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"-I feel better. -You feel better?"
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"Your pulse is better."
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"What did you just do?"
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"Just a little acupressure and a calming elixir that I whipped up."
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"Thank you. Truly."
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"Okay! I think this is a great time"
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"to just wrap this all up and say good night."
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"Hey, um,"
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"that was a really weird date for me, but would you want to do it again"
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"but without the crowd?"
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"I would."
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"I understand, sweetie, but we have to talk about this."
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"You're mad at me for speaking my truth?"
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"We're mad because you told a girl in your fashion program"
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"that her designs were ugly."
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"She stitched reverse pleats into a burgundy knit."
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"It was disgusting."
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"But that doesn't give you the right to make someone feel bad."
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"But she's the worst."
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"She called me a turd yesterday. A turd!"
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"Whoa. Who called you a turd? I'll kill her."
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"No one's killing anyone. Unless it's with kindness."
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"Rebecca, sweetheart, I'm not saying this girl's perfect,"
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"but you're a young woman now."
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"This is the time you decide what kind of person you wanna be,"
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"and you don't wanna be someone that doesn't own up to her mistakes."
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"Fine. I'll say I'm sorry,"
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"but the bigger mistake here is still those pleats."
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"-Hi. -Hey."
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"So, I'll apologize to Haley."
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"-You will? -Yeah, I shouldn't have done that to her."
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"I was immature and wasn't ready for anything serious,"
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"but I was a coward about it."
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"So I ghosted her."
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"I promise I'll make it right."
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"Thank you."
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"So,"
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"I think the mixer was a success,"
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"except for the part we thought you were dying."
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"Devi's teacher asked me on a date."
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"No, not him."
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"What? What's wrong with Manish?"
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"He's employed. He's handsome. He's Indian."
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"He looks Indian,"
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"but he has the soul of Seth Rogen and none of the charm."
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