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Clips from Bob's Burgers - The Spider House Rules (S12E12)

"No, no, no, no. It's okay. - I'll- - I'll do it. I-I got it."
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"It's fine. I'll get her out of there."
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"And I'll take her back to her box,"
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"and we'll all be happy and we'll eat live flies--"
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"some of us-- and we'll be this cool blended family"
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"that everybody's jealous of."
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"Come on, Phoebe. Ugh! I can't get her."
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"Oh, we're gonna get her. Because I sleep"
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"right under there, Louise."
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"And I know you like her, but I don't like her"
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"as much as you do. And I don't want her"
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"to crawl on my face or go into my mouth."
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"Or ears, nose, throat-- all the openings."
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"- That's not all of them. - Gene."
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"Okay, uh, what if you guys just sleep in my room with me"
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"and this is Phoebe's room now?"
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"I'd be open to roommates. We could split the utilities."
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"I'm sorry, sweetie, that's not gonna work."
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"It's not fair. Everyone thinks Phoebe is this scary spider."
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"And, yeah, maybe she's a little dangerous, but not much."
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"She's just trying to live her life. But that doesn't"
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"make her weird or bad. Does it? I mean, does it?"
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"Are we still talking about Phoebe?"
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"- I can't tell. - Louise, are we possibly"
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"talking about you now?"
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"What? I don't know. Maybe."
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"Oh, honey. Come here. Come on."
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"You know all that so-called dangerous stuff?"
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"That's a part of who you are. But don't let anyone"
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"make you feel like it's all you are."
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"You're also thoughtful and kind and imaginative."
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"Part of the big, crazy mix that"
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"- makes Louise Louise. - Your mom's right."
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"You are a little bit of a risk taker, maybe, compared to some,"
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"but it's one of the things that makes you interesting."
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"And it's not like it's hurting anyone."
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"I mean, you know, every once in a while,"
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"but probably not on purpose. That much."
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"Right. But, Louise,"
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"you're adventurous, and in another time,"
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"you might have been a-a, uh, a pirate."
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"Uh, a nice pirate. Or a fun bootlegger."
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"Ooh, bootlegger."
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"Anyway, we're all glad you are who you are."
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"Well, that's... Thanks, guys."
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"I like the pirate part. That was a nice touch."
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"So, what should we do about Phoebe?"
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"Please let this work. Please let this work."
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"- Please let this work. - LOUISE: Got her!"
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"- Oh! - Oh, thank God. - TINA and GENE: Yay!"
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"Aw, Bob. It's late. Are your dad friends"
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"still waiting for you?"
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"Eh, it's fine. I'd rather be doing this. Honestly, you guys"
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"are the only people I really like to hang out with."
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"Don't tell Teddy I said that."
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"So, we're your only friends. Which is not sad at all."
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"But, like, who's your best friend? Don't say Mom."
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"You're all equal. But Phoebe the least."
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"But just because I don't know her that well."
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"Okay, Phoebe and I are going to bed."
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"- We'll see you all upon the morrow. - Louise."
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"Not that your box isn't really nice with all the twigs"
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"and stuff, but I don't think Phoebe likes it in there."
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"She did escape."
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"We've been through this. I'm not taking her outside."
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"She's a house spider. I looked it up."
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"They gave themselves that name for a reason."
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"I-I think I know a place where she'll be happy."
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"This is a great idea."
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"She's gonna eat so many flies for you, Dad."
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"Yup. I'm really, really glad that we'll be working together."
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"She's not family, so you might have to pay her."
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"And I'm kind of taking care of her finances"
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"while she gets on her feet. So, you can pay me."
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"- Yeah sure, okay, we'll talk about that. - (phone dings)"
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"Oh, it's Teddy."
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"He says, "I'm sorry. The sandwich was a disaster.""
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"There was blood everywhere. It's okay now, but, uh,"
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"I'm gonna come into the restaurant tomorrow."
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"It's just easier to hang out at the restaurant because"
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"that's where you work. And it's where I eat."
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"I know it's late but, I-I need you to text me back."
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"Tonight. Now. And send."
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"(phone dings)"
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""Sounds good." Yes! We're back, baby!"
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"Ow. Ow. Oh, boy, that's bleeding again."
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"♪ Me and my spider, I'm stronger beside her ♪"
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"♪ Just can't deny that we're two of a kind ♪"
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"♪ The world doesn't get us, it tries to correct us ♪"
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"♪ But that's okay because we'll leave it behind ♪"
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"♪ You've caught me in your web ♪"
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"♪ And there's no word that can describe ♪"
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"♪ The feeling when I look in all your eyes ♪"
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"♪ Little Phoebe ♪"
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"♪ I want to spend my life catching your flies. ♪"
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