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Clips from Beerfest (2006)

"I remember my first beer."
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"I am guessing that he is the one who taught you how to drink beer."
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"Now..."
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"...where is our recipe?"
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"Friends..."
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"...this is all that remains of a thieving stable boy..."
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"...who ran away to America with his whore mother!"
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"I'm a sucker for family reunions."
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"Here are a couple of euros."
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"We gotta go back. We gotta go back and beat those guys."
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"-Oh, come on, man, that's crazy. -Is it? We can do this."
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"Great Gam Gam."
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"Honey, what happened to your eye?"
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"I accidentally walked into a wall. Yeah, the Berlin Wall."
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"I'll tell Tippy to get some cold pig stomach."
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"We put that on Janny's eye."
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"So tell me, was the ceremony beautiful?"
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"Yeah. Very beautiful. I mean, gorgeous."
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"Was it a peaceful resting place?"
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"Have you ever been to the family resting place?"
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"No, but I've been told it is wonderful."
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"-Quiet, lovely. -Yeah."
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"-Oh, he's fine. Great guy. -Yeah. Good."
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"Oh, you boys have done a great thing."
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"Now your grandpapa can rest in peace."
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"She couldn't be more not a whore."
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"We're gonna defend her honor."
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"We're gonna defend Grandpa's honor!"
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"-We're gonna put together our own team! -Yes."
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"Then we're gonna go back and kick the tar out of those Krauts!"
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"Some dude, used to work with him at the brewery."
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"There he is."
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"Oh, no autographs, kids."
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"No, no, no. Thanks anyway. Get you next time."
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"Hey, guys. Good job out there, Naka."
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"Hey, Landfill! Hey, big guy!"
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"Hey, look what the cat dragged in!"
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"What's going on? You disappeared for a while."
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"They brew 10,000 bottles of beer a day."
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"I drink 45 off the assembly line, and I'm the asshole."
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"Jim Tobleson's a fucking Chatty Cathy."
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"Made some friends, went Muslim. Now I'm out, praise Allah."
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"Yeah, somebody did die that day."
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"Me."
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"They took it away from me."
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"Big round of applause, people."
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"What's he gonna do, check my urine?"
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"I met Finkelstein back in college."
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"Studied everything about everything. Including beer."
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"What are you doing? Put the frog on the table."
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"Clean out the floxinator or something, all right?"
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"Then stroke it. Stroke it. Stroke it hard."
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"Cup the gonads. If you don't cup the gonads...."
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"Finky!"
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"Jan? Todd? What are you guys doing here?"
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"-Hey, smart coat. -Oh, thank you. It's rayon."
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"What are you doing?"
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"We're extracting frog gamete for cloning trials."
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"You're jerking him off."
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"Listen, Fink. We're putting together a drinking team."
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"There's a competition and we want you to be part of it."
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"-Come on. I'm really busy. -We're serious."
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"You don't understand. I'm a respected member of the scientific community."
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"Sorry."
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"-We can't do it without you, Fink. -No chance. I have a job."
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"I've got a house with a pool and a two-car garage. I got three Ph.D.s."
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"Hey! Don't do that!"
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"That sounds a little dramatic."
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"Germans?"
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"Yeah. Big, blond, asshole Germans."
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"You got 15 minutes to tell me more."
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"What am I supposed to do?"
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"You have room. You're little."
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"-I'm putting a team together. -Turn around."
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"Who's Barry Badrinath? Who's Barry Badrinath?"
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"Barry Badrinath was the best beer-gamer ever."
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"We should put him on our team."
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"Well, actually, Barry and Todd had a falling-out."
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"-See, Barry doinked Todd's girlfriend. -Yahtzee."
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"-Is this guy really that good? -Yeah."
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"All right. It's a regular hot-dog cart in here, huh?"
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"All right, here's how it works."
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"Back the fuck up, Antonio!"
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"My dick!"
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"Six dollars to touch it while I touch your toe--"
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"Oh, hey, Jan. How are you?"
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"Todd. And Fink."
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"I wish I could give you a deal here, but my pimp's a real ball ache, you know?"
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"So it's $ 10 for a BJ, $ 12 for an HJ, $ 15 for a ZJ."
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"What's a ZJ?"
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"...or a ZJ or any kind of a J."
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"Barry, wait."
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"Barry!"
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"We're putting a team together."
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"No, no, no. You'd be training with us over the next year."
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"-Thirty bucks? -Jan, forget it."
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"No, just show us some of the old coin tricks. Come on."
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"Oh, please, Jan, let's get out of here."
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"-No. Wait. -No?"
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"Clearly, you've fallen on hard times."
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"Show them."
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"Just like college."
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"It's nothing to worry about. He's shaking the cobwebs off."
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"I got it. I got it."
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"What are you looking at?"
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"Barry, what happened to you?"
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"-Get out of here! -Barry, Barry--"
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"-Get out of here! -Help! Help!"
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"So, what about Dan "The Magic Man" Dunchkowski?"
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"He went black?"
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"Don't be a moron. He got his stomach stapled."
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"Most he can fit are two Triscuits and a glass of water."
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"Really?"
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"-I'll say. -Of course. So is everybody."
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"Hey. Looks like we got ourselves a team!"
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"...we're gonna need a training facility!"
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"Look at the size of this graduated cylinder: 2000 milliliters!"
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"Half-barrel capacity, with an anti-foaming mechanism."
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"These are really the coins?"
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"Hey. I think I found us a creepy new mascot."
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