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Clips from Beerfest (2006)

"Don't. That belonged to our grandpa."
Beerfest (2006)
"Listen up, fellas."
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"The next 11 months are gonna be tough."
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"-That's a good one, Todd. -Good. That's what I wanted to hear."
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"Because in this silver slice of heaven here are 1984 ounces of beer."
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"All right, Fink, hit me."
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"Hey, Barry, how about a little warm-up match?"
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"All right, guys, let's focus, huh? Huddle up."
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"All right!"
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"Guys, those Germans are incredible drinkers."
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"One more thing, I cannot stress this enough, people."
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"Or else what?"
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"The guy that brought us there, they killed him."
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"But let's not worry about that now."
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"-All right! -Yeah, cheers!"
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"Drinking and dancing at the same time. That's what's making it tough."
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"Might have a cavity here."
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"Remember we made Fudgsicles out of shit and Mark DeFanti ate one?"
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"Eight points."
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"These big ones have a different flight pattern."
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"Nobody said it was gonna be easy."
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"That shiner's sure starting to fade, huh?"
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"Yeah, I kind of wish it wouldn't."
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"You are a good friend."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Sorry."
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"Don't go there. You do not sully a yarmulke, you goyim schmendrik miskayt."
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"I don't know why you're here. You can't drink beer."
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"I'll show you how to drink a beer, motherfucker."
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"Fucking man cow."
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"Hey, I think somebody's trying to chug in my face!"
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"Look out, Germans!"
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"You got chutzpah, Fuckelstein."
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"-That's great. -Hey, Todd."
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"-I don't know. -It was just a one-night stand, right?"
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"I mean, she just laid there, taking it like a plastic fuck doll, am I right?"
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"I happen to have married that plastic fuck doll!"
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"Hey! Get off him!"
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"Oh, my God. Phil. Phil, honey."
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"We need an ambulance immediately at 622 Francis Drive."
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"Oh, my God, what is that?"
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"Phil?"
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"Not good."
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"If we're gonna drink like the Germans, I think we're gonna need a little help."
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"You don't have to yell."
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"Don't talk about her being a whore."
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"-So what if she was a whore? -She's not."
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"I'm just saying, some of my best friends are whores."
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"My name's Cherry."
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"-Is everything okay? -Everything is fine."
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"Mein darling great-grandboys..."
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"Come in."
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"Here, try this. Oh, no, wait. Here, let me warm it up for you."
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"...Germans are raised to be excellent beer drinkers."
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"-How? -Well, for one thing..."
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"...they train high up in the Alps."
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"Interesting. High-altitude training. Similar to the Kenyan marathon runners."
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"Germans can pretty much stick anything down there."
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"I myself can probably fit in at least.... Oh, at least nine inches."
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"-Here, let me show you. -No. You don't have to demonstrate."
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"They also practice by drinking the urine of a ram."
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"-The what? -They drink ram's piss."
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"Because if you can drink ram's piss, fuck, you can drink almost anything."
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"No, I was saying it was a tradition back in the old country."
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"Damn, that's nasty. The old country must have been fucked up."
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"Now, come on, baby, it's time for your nap."
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"-Come on. -Okay. Well...."
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"See you boys later."
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"I always sleep better when I have a little sausage in me."
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"...l'd have to say the whole whore thing is a real possibility."
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"Bavarians have been warming sausages like that for hundreds of years."
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"All right, but more importantly, where are we gonna find a ram?"
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"I'm gonna fucking puke."
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"That's the most disgusting thing I've ever drank."
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"Oh, God, is there anything better?"
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"Not right now."
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"You know, fellas, maybe training alone on a rooftop..."
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"...drinking ram piss isn't the way to go."
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"Maybe we should get out there and mix it up with some randoms, you know?"
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"-Smart idea, college boy. -Go test our mettle."
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"Yeah, challenge somebody. Challenge ourselves."
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"Let's get bombed!"
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"We're the party brigade."
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"Drink. You're rowing on the wrong side."
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"I've got one."
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"I never made out with Tommy Mullarky."
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"My turn. I never fooled around with Coach Gerber."
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"What you're gonna do is take a hit..."
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"...chug your beer, do a shot, then blow out the smoke."
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"Here goes nothing."
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""Strikeout," right?"
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"That's nothing."
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"...all the..."
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"-Yeah. It's me, Jerry, your paperboy. -Hey, Jerry."
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"Wake up, Finky. Wake up."
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"Dude, aren't you like 40?"
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"-Night, Todd. -Bye, Todd."
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"Say hi to the missus."
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"My glasses!"
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"Two, three, go."
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"Maybe we'll move to mugs tomorrow."
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"I have figured out the problem, I just don't know the solution yet."
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"Check this out."
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"Hey, fellas, gather up."
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"When you drink, the shape of the boot causes an air bubble to form in the toe."
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"The bubble."
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"This air bubble shoots around the heel..."
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"...and explodes towards your face while drinking."
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"In your face, it explodes."
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"-It's impossible to handle. -It's impossible to handle."
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"It's unavoidable. The Germans know how."
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"It's frustrating."
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"It's frustrating."
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"It's frustrating."
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"-Hey, it's Popo. -Sorry."
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"You knocked his head off."
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"Wait, wait. There's something in there."
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"Hey, what is that?"
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"-Looks like it's German. -Aren't you guys German?"
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"-Yeah, so? -Give me that."
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