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Clips from Beerfest (2006)

"You gotta be kidding me."
Beerfest (2006)
"...for this big, secret, international, pot-smoking competition."
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"Now, you guys don't wanna be my teammates, do you?"
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"Yeah!"
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""If you don't quit masturbating, you'll go blind.""
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"Yeah, I think we just-- Yeah, I think we just--"
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"What the hell is going on? Yeah."
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"-Bastards. -I was playing Ping-Pong in Ding Dang."
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"Turned out, the guys I was playing-- The guys-- Okay."
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"I was playing Ping-Pong in Ding Dang."
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"He's got it going on, this guy."
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"Are we playing or not?"
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"Are we playing or not?"
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"One question. Who are we gonna get--?"
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"I remember now. I paid you a dollar to touch your toes..."
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"Cut."
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"BEERFEST (2006)"
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"I don't got room in my pocket for more of your money."
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"You couldn't hit your own ball bag with your own wrinkled cock."
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"Jesus, Mary and Joseph. You play rim rules?"
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"Doesn't everybody?"
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"Yeah, the shit-stabbers like you."
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"Hold on there, girlfriend."
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"...you're gonna have to earn it."
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"Oh, no. No way."
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"Forget about it. I'm out of here. Where's my--?"
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"You weren't trying to play me for a fool, were you, Wolfhouse?"
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"Beginner's luck."
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"You don't come into my place of business and take my money like that."
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"Now, what I should do is beat seven shades of shit out of you."
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"-But I'll teach you something somebody-- -Hey!"
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"What's going on down here?"
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"Todd, welcome home!"
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"Might not be the best time. Everyone's waiting."
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"Oh, of course."
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"Padre?"
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"My friends..."
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"...as we gather today to mourn the passing of Johan Wolfhouse..."
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"...what can I say that Johan can't say for himself?"
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"Hello, all."
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"If you are watching this, then I have croaked."
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"-He loved that show. -But seriously, I wanted to thank you all..."
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"Prosit."
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"...take good care of the restaurant."
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"It is the last piece of your heritage."
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"Popo!"
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"Looking good down there."
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"Good night, Popo."
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"For hundreds of years, it has been a Wolfhouse tradition..."
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"I am too old. I want you boys to go to Germany..."
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"...and carry out this tradition for your grandfather."
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"The tradition is to spread the ashes..."
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"He will take you to the family resting place."
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"The festival begins this week."
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"The festival of the what-what?"
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"Oh, boys, you know this festival as Oktoberfest."
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"We're in."
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"Are you making fun of us, mate?"
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"What do you think, mate?"
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"I think we should fucking brain them."
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"Hey, we love Oktober--"
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"Hot cheese soup!"
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"Hot cheese so--!"
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"Come on. This is the Fräuleins Gone Wild!"
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"Just kiss each other, ja?"
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"Helmut, my God, are you okay?"
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"So this is Oktoberfest."
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"Yeah."
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"-Gotcha. -Hey!"
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"Make fast! Make very fast!"
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"Split! Split!"
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"Schniedelwichsen. Come."
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"Halt. See, we're here."
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"The ashes. We left them back at that tent."
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"We gotta go get our grandfather's ashes."
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"Oh, hello, blondie."
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"Jan? Jan?"
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"I miss you!"
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"They're playing Quarters!"
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"I'd bugger her for a game of soldiers, huh?"
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"And what is this?"
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"Beerfest, innit!"
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"Beerfest is our lives."
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"The ultimate test of a beer-gamer's mettle!"
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"-That's worth a squirt, innit? -What?"
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"Excuse me, guys."
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"That's why Schniedelwasher brought us here."
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"We're supposed to put Grandpa's urn up there with those."
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"Das Boot! Das Boot! Das Boot! Das Boot!"
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"You see them blokes in the knickers?"
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"They're regular diamond geezers, they are, right?"
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"And she's a cruel old mistress, she is."
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"Wow, they're fast!"
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"Schniedelspanker!"
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"Your last name's von Wolfhausen?"
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"We must be related through our grandfather, Johan von Wolfhausen."
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"Why are you taking him? Where's he going?"
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"We kind of need to stick close."
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"-He is of no concern to you. -But he was just walking us through. He--"
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"You do not speak of Beerfest outside of Beerfest!"
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"But our grandfather was Johan von Wolf--"
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"Your grandfather was no von Wolfhausen."
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"Your grandfather was a thieving bastard stable boy."
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"-What did you say? -Baron Ludwig von Wolfhausen..."
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"...our great-grandfather, the most legendary brewmeister in all Deutschland."
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"Hold on a second. Our grandfather didn't brew beer."
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"He had this little sausage house in Colorado. He couldn't--"
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"He could und he did."
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"He stole our recipe und fled Germany with his mother..."
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"Hooker. Prostitute. Slut for money."
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"Und now, instead of having Deutschland's greatest beer, we merely have fourth-best."
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"-Don't call Gam Gam a whore! She's not! -Punch me! Do it!"
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"You should go back to your strip malls and drink your Zimas and Smirnoff Ices."
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"Ja, maybe a little. I think we just beat the Irish, so...."
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"Why don't you pick your best two? Because you just opened up a can of corn."
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"Corn."
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"-Our best two? You want our best two? -The corn."
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"You take the big guy. I'll get the little one."
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"Everyone at once. First team to finish wins. On my word."
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"Hey, boys, why don't you let us put a nipple on that for you?"
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