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Clips from Beerfest (2006)

"Oh, my God."
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"I too came to pay my respects to a good man."
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"...of the Baron Ludwig von Wolfhausen, who fell in love..."
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"So you really were a whore?"
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"What do you think this is?"
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"This is the mark of the whore."
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"It was a simple time, a beautiful time."
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"...because he was the baron's first-born son."
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"Yes."
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"Wow, you even talk like a whore."
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"If you can't do it for your grandfather or your country or your dead friend..."
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"-I'm in. -Me too."
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"...but they held me down..."
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"I'm damaged goods."
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"...we are not so different, you and I."
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"I got over it."
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"You will too."
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"Let's do this for Landfill..."
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"...I was hoping maybe you guys could call me Landfill, in honor of him."
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"-Yeah, sure, sure. -Sure."
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"Landfill..."
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"Wait!"
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"-I wanna bask in it. -Yeah, yeah. Just let it be."
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"Welcome back, Landfill."
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"Hey, let's go get sour on some Krauts."
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"-Yeah! -Come on!"
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"Landfill Two, you are twice the man Landfill One was."
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"It might work. I did this study in college:"
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"Finkelstein's Theory on Effects of Alcohol on the Temporal Lobes."
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"Now, in the morning, they had no recollection of it."
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"But when I got them drunk again, they remembered."
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"Maxim magazine, under the title "E Equals MC Hammered.""
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"Here. Try this."
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"-That's cheap. -Shit."
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"I got an idea."
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"The pa--!"
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"Very clever for Americans."
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"The stableboy thief?"
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"Are you gonna let us do that, or are you afraid of getting your asses stomped?"
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"Yeah! Let them compete!"
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"-We can do it. -Yeah."
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"-Yeah! -Come on!"
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"You are the privileged few."
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"First round is best of five."
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"U.S.A. versus England."
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"-I'm sorry. One more time? -Shove off!"
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"Come on!"
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"Now, how do I say this? The Mexican."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Pay attention. I'm only doing this once, okay? Excuse me!"
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"Do me a favor, top me off."
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"Thank you. Okay."
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"Now, look. The bubble is essentially a high-pressure vacuum..."
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"...that grows and grows until it gets to the heel..."
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"...then it pops and explodes out of the boot. Okay?"
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"...by spinning the boot and making a whirlpool."
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"So, what you're saying is, when the bubble comes..."
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"Yeah!"
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"I'm still peeing! I'm still going!"
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"We're gonna wipe our schwanz on you."
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"Move the bucket 20 meters."
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"Twenty meters!"
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"Okay. Let's see it."
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"Germany, the winner!"
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"It's okay. It's okay."
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"Germany, three."
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"And the rule says every competitor must compete, otherwise..."
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"Jan, if we let him play, we're gonna get slaughtered and it's over, kaput."
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"Sure as schnitzel."
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"Volley for serve."
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"What do you think about that, fuckhead?"
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"What do you think about that, headfuck?"
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"Come on, we gotta win this one."
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"You got nothing. Bring it."
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"Come on, Barry."
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"Hey, Todd, sorry about porking your wife, man."
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"Thumper!"
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"To get fucked up!"
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"No, I didn't! No, I did this! No, I didn't! No, I didn't!"
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"Bullshit! I did the--"
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"All tied up. Sudden death."
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"You know what that means."
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"Das Boot!"
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"...this would be shown up on the humongotron..."
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"And I'll be damned if we're gonna let the good guys win!"
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"Hey, let's do this for Grandpa Wolfhouse."
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"And Gam Gam?"
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"Grandpa Wolfhouse, Landfill and Gam Gam and America!"
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"Go, go, go!"
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"Winner is champion..."
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"...of Beerfest!"
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"Das Boot! Das Boot! Das Boot!"
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"Take what's yours, Grandpapa."
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"Damn, that's nasty."
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"Shake it off."
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"...he squealed like a stuffed pig."
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"Germany!"
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"Get out of here. Get out!"
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"Losers."
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"See you later, stableboy."
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"The von Wolfhausen family recipe."
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"Or should I say our brewery?"
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"But we already have the recipe."
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"-That's rich, Baron. -What's so funny?"
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"You're trying to see my panties. Goddamn it, put me down, please!"
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"Where are the Africans? Can the Africans come help me? Jesus!"
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"So are we gonna play for the recipe..."
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"...or should I just roll it up and eat it? I'm hungry."
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"Grandpapa?"
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"And then I want spectator number one killed."
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"Just spin the boot when the bubble comes."
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"Das Boot!"
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"Look, the little one looks like he has pubic hair all over his head."
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"Yeah."
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"He's got the eye of the Jew. Fink's our anchorman."
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"Come on. Trust me. Trust me."
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"You just blew it, Friedrich."
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"Spin it."
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"Drink, Fink, drink! Drink, Fink, drink! Drink, Fink, drink!"
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"You know, I came to a conference here once. Hookerthon 2002."
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