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Clips from Veep - Mother (S05E05)

"It wasn't a plug. It was a ventilator tube that they just..."
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"Oh, darling."
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"Oh, honey, no, no, no, no."
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"Mee-Maw didn't know you weren't here, honey."
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"She's brain dead."
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"Baby doll, she was brain dead."
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"We got good news"
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"about Nevada."
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"Wait, what?"
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"We got good news from Nevada."
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"Mom?"
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"- I'm gonna step outside. - Okay."
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"Mother would never let me use the good piano."
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"I always had to take my lessons on the shitty upright in the den."
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"Oh, you know what?"
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"That would be a good story for the eulogy."
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"Mom, why would you want to paint Mee-Maw in such a negative light?"
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"Oh, Catherine, Thomas fucking Kinkade"
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"couldn't paint Mee-Maw in a positive light."
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"Oh, my God."
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"- You never knew Daddy. - Gary: Oh."
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"He was so sweet. Mee-Maw blamed me for his death."
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"What?"
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"I think that's probably your interpretation of it."
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"Oh, Catherine, you have no idea"
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"what it was like to be the only daughter"
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"of a pathological narcissist."
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"I mean, all this woman did was criticize me or ignore me."
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"I'm gonna go to bed."
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"Selina: Okay, 'night."
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"- The pillows are not for sleeping. - Gary: Mm-mm."
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"Sue: Ma'am, your mother's attorney George Huntzinger is here."
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"Okay. Uncle George."
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"- Selina. - Oh!"
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"Or should I say Madam President?"
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"Oh, my goodness."
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"I'm so happy to see you."
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"You know what? You were always my favorite"
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"of all of Mother's lawyers."
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"- You're too kind. - No, it's true."
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"So we need to get you the keys"
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"to Mother's summer house for the appraisers."
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"Right over here? Yeah."
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"She was the most darling woman."
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"Yes, she certainly was in a sense, yeah."
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"- Here's the key, sir. - There we go."
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"Ma'am, we really need to return to funeral planning."
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"- Yes. - So many people outside."
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"I feared I might have to start driving over them to get in here."
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"Really? Protesters?"
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"This country's just lost its sense of decency."
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"- Well, they're animals. - No, no. Heavens, no."
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"- They're well-wishers. - Really?"
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"Yeah."
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"People are wishing me well?"
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"Well, of course they are. You're in mourning."
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"Oh, right. Yeah."
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"Oh."
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"Thank you so much. You're too kind."
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"I appreciate it."
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"Oh, my goodness. I feel like a bride."
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"A sad bride because, of course, this is a day of grief."
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"Her brain was quite damaged for quite a long time."
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"I love you."
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"There are so many friendly and diverse faces here."
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"And I wish that Mother were alive"
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"to see this on her property."
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"Woman: O'Brien."
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"Ms. Brookheimer, how goes the count?"
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"Oh, it's great if you want a bloated booze bag to be our next president."
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"- O'Brien. - So O'Brien's a lush?"
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"Did Eleanor Roosevelt eat pussy?"
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"Oh! Oh, Jesus."
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"Oh, God, I'm sorry. It's the way we talk in the White House."
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"I'm not even aware I'm doing it anymore."
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"Wow. I mean, you seem so..."
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"- and then... whew. - Hey, it may not even be true."
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"Did she eat pussy or did she just fingerbang her way down Pennsylvania Avenue?"
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"Fuck my mouth. I'm doing it again."
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"Jiminy Cricket. Wow."
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"Mike: Damn it. Apparently our born-again surrogate"
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"is super against DNR, so when POTUS pulled the plug on MOTUS,"
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"she started having second thoughts."
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"Did you explain to her that there is no scientific evidence of a higher power?"
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"How long has this yogurt been in here?"
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"Make yourself at home, Mike."
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"Don't eat the bananas. They're wax."
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"- Copy that. - Shit news from Nevada."
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"What?"
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"The new votes are tilting heavily toward O'Brien."
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"Apparently most of them are military absentees."
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"Of course. Fort Dutton. It all makes sense."
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"No, no, no. That doesn't make any sense."
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"Nevada is my state. I'm gonna be president."
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"I'm gonna be the first elected lady president."
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"I'm gonna have a lovely inauguration. Billy Joel is gonna sing."
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"So you guys have to stop the recount."
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"- I'm sorry, what? - Stop the count."
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"- Shut up, Gary. Ma'am, we can't. - I don't care."
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"The train has very publically left the station and derailed at high speed."
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"You got to stop the count."
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"Ma'am, this would look like a size-14 flip-flop."
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"- We really can't... - I don't give a fuck!"
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"You're gonna cancel this recount like Anne Frank's bat mitzvah."
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"Yeah, I'm on it, though I think the DJ already spent the deposit."
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"I'm on it right... yeah, Amy. Yeah."
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"I'm tired of losing things!"
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"We would like to file a motion to exclude"
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"all pending ballots from the recount."
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"Ms. Collins, you do realize that what you're saying"
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"is in diametric opposition to the case you presented yesterday?"
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"If the deadline has passed, why is the recount allowed to continue?"
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"Objection, Your Honor. The count must continue."
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"Did we tell Huey, Dewey, and Rapey"
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"that it's Stop the Count now and not Count Every Vote?"
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"Shit."
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"Count every vote. Count every vote."
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"Count every vote. Count every vote."
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"Doesn't he work for O'Brien?"
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"No. Jesus. Come on, Richard, no."
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