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Clips from Veep - Mother (S05E05)

"- Count every vote! - Dan: Jonah!"
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"- Count every vote! - Richard!"
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"Stop protesting, you idiots!"
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"Count every vote! Count every vote!"
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"Maybe I'll get assassinated."
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"Selina, Selina, Selina."
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"- What? - Life takes so many turns."
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"Yeah."
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"I just want you to know where I'm coming from."
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"- All right. - Monica, she's sweet,"
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"she's lovely, she's short-term."
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"She's something to get me through the long nights for now."
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"Andrew, you know that we're at a funeral, right?"
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"- We're not at Club Med. - In here..."
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"it's always been you."
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"Wow. Wow."
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"In a church."
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"- Madam President. - Oh, Tom."
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"- I'm so sorry for your loss. - Thank you very much."
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"Thanks for being here, Tom. I appreciate it."
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"I see that Charlie Baird is here."
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"Yes. Yeah, he flew in this morning."
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"So who's fisting the American economy while he's here?"
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"Really, Tom?"
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"My apologies, Madam President."
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"- God. - Charlie."
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"- Tommy. - Yeah?"
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"- Ma'am. - Oh, hang on two seconds."
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"- Hi. - Hi."
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"- Hi, Gary. - Hi."
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"Wow, your ex, not afraid to mix business with mourning."
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"Oh, yeah. How soon after meeting you"
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"did he ask you to invest in his latest venture?"
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"- 17 seconds. I timed it. - Really?"
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"Some can't-lose scheme about the third largest hotel chain in Brazil."
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"- Can't lose. - Can't lose."
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"Got to see if I still have my wallet."
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"- Ma'am, sorry to interrupt. - Yeah?"
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"- The eulogy is all set. - Okay."
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"- And I added the good piano anecdote. - Perfect."
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"- I don't know if that was the best... - No, it works."
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"Andrew."
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"Can anybody get in on this Brazil thing?"
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"I got a baby to pay for."
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"Please let me play the Tim McGraw song."
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"Okay? I have it all cued up."
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"Seriously, Catherine,"
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"this is a funeral, not a NASCAR race."
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"I don't have the time for this right now."
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"When do you have the time, then, Mom? When?"
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"Shh."
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"Okay? Because you don't like Tim McGraw,"
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"then nobody is supposed to like Tim McGraw."
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"Catherine, you are forbidden"
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"from saying the words Tim McGraw ever again."
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"Unbelievable. Mee-Maw was so right about you."
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"- What is that supposed to mean? - Pardon me, ma'am."
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"Pardon me. Could I borrow you for a minute?"
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"What?"
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"I've just been kibitzing with the Qatari ambassador,"
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"Mohammed bin Nasser bin Khalifa Al Jaffar."
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"Please don't have him sign the guest book."
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"Yeah, he comes bringing a message from China."
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"Why would China go through Qatar?"
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"Qataris love to insert themselves."
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"- They're wet-fingered. - They're into ass play?"
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"No, they have a gift for sensing prevailing political winds."
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"I'll bet they're into ass play, too."
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"Those people that you bring in,"
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"as they bring in people, you get a piece of that."
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"I get a piece of that."
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"In perpetuity."
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"- Madam President. - Mr. Ambassador."
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"So I understand you have a message for me."
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"What I say to you is in the strictest of confidence."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"The sanctions you have threatened against our friends in China"
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"may undermine their very fragile economy"
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"at a most inopportune moment."
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"But in exchange for easing the economic pressure,"
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"they would be open to indirect talks."
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"What is on the table?"
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"Oh, everything."
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"From climate change to human rights."
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"We shall be in touch."
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"Thank you, Ambassador Al..."
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"Okay."
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"Well, that was mysterious, right?"
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"- Ma'am. They're ready for you. - Yeah?"
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"Let's get this show on the road."
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"Priest: We are gathered together today"
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"to remember the life of Catherine Calvert Eaton."
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"This China thing is like legacy material, right?"
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"Nobel Peace Prize material."
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"What?"
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"I'll tell you after."
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"Tell me now."
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"Karen couldn't stop the count."
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"We officially lost Nevada,"
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"so we're gonna have to fight it out in Congress."
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"- And... - And what?"
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"What else?"
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"With all the new votes going to O'Brien, we've..."
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"Kent."
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"We lost the popular vote."
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"Oh, God."
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"Oh, wow."
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"I'm so sorry, ma'am."
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"Sorry for your loss."
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"Yeah."
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"Okay."
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"I grieve with thee."
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"Oh, thank you, Kent."
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"As we begin our service, we will now hear from her daughter,"
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"President Selina Meyer."
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"My mother had a good piano."
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"I'm sorry."
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"It's just all sort of hitting me right now."
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"I have lost..."
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"so much."
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