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Clips from The Great North - My Fart Will Go On Adventure (S01E01)

"makes me realize that even though"
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"Mom's not here, she's still got us running around"
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"like a bunch of chickens with our butts cut off."
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"I don't want to start my marriage off"
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"with a bunch of bing-bong lies to my wife."
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"I need to tell her that Mom said yes"
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"and we're doing the shadow wedding."
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"We got to come clean to the Shaws that I'm going"
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"to be marrying two women in one day"
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"because we're basically a band of no-good grifters"
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"with a terrible family secret!"
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"-What?! -Oh, no."
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"-Oh, boy. -Keith!"
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"Oh, good, now they already know."
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"MOON: And then Mom"
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"pantsed the sheriff when she couldn't"
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"calm down at my science fair."
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"(chuckles) And then she took his gun."
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"I had to give my ribbon back."
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"Oh, no. Not your ribbon."
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"God herself couldn't take my ribbon."
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"So, in summation, Mom's the frickin' worst"
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"and will ruin our wedding if she shows"
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"and, so, yeah, that's why we planned"
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"this whole shadow wedding thing."
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"Okay, I agree-- your mom is bad."
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"But, Wolf, honey, you can't throw a big,"
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"elaborate shadow wedding"
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"-just because she might show up. -It's just that,"
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"I'm not saying we were a disaster before you showed up,"
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"but we kind of had, I don't know,"
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"low family self-esteem."
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"So you coming into our lives, you make everything great,"
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"and I guess we all just got a little scared of, well,"
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"losing you. I just wanted..."
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"I mean, we all just wanted to make sure"
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"it was the perfect night for you and your perfect family."
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"(scoffs) You think we're a perfect family?"
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"Of course. I mean, look at you guys."
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"Look at your slacks-- you all have nice slacks."
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"Oh, we are far from perfect. Isn't that right?"
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"Louis, you know exactly what I'm talking about."
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"I farted on the couch one time about 17 years ago."
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"And these two never let me forget it."
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"We had eaten some egg salad."
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"I called the fire department."
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"I thought there was an electrical fire in the walls."
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"We tried to reupholster the couch,"
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"but it had gotten into the bones."
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"Oh, Wolf, just because we own an amazing business"
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"and dress well, we're still not perfect."
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"No one is. We've got some truly unique people"
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"in our family, too."
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"My cousin Brenda, for instance."
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"She swears wholeheartedly that she's the Zodiac Killer."
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"The timeline doesn't work, but she insists."
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"And sometimes I'll use a breath mint instead of deodorant."
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"I just suck on it for a second, then stick it to my pit."
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"-Jerry! -I know!"
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"-Jerry. -I know."
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"See, babe, no one's judging you but you."
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"Actually, now that I think about it,"
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"this thing with your mom is great."
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"I mean, we're having a Titanic -themed wedding,"
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"and your mom is our iceberg. And if she tries to ruin"
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"our wedding and we get married and we stay married anyway,"
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"then we're the Unsinkable Molly Brown."
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"It's proof that we can survive anything together."
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"We'll be even stronger than Jack and Rose,"
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"because Jack voluntarily drowned near a door."
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"All right, I'll tell everyone that the shadow wedding's off."
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"Let the storm come."
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"Blow, winds, blow!"
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"Crack your cheeks."
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"Sorry, I just played King Lear recently,"
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"and the character hasn't left me."
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"♪ ♪"
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"Huh, kind of thought Mom would be here by now."
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"I'm sure she's just waiting in her car so she can"
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"make a late entrance and draw attention to herself."
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"She's no doubt tucking her own skirt into her underwear"
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"for a classic Kathleen cheek peek."
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"Okay, welp, let's go get our Wolf married."
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"(harmonizing)"
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"♪ Wolf was chatting on the computer late one night ♪"
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"♪ When his eyes beheld a beautiful sight ♪"
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"♪ And his love for a Bee did begin to rise ♪"
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"♪ And suddenly to his surprise ♪"
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"♪ She loved him back ♪"
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"♪ It was a marriage match... ♪"
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"(sobbing): Frickin' beautiful Honeybee!"
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"(choir vocalizing)"
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"Frickin' beautiful door!"
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"Friends and family, we are gathered here today"
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"in the year 1912 on this,"
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"the unsinkable ship, to celebrate the love"
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"of Wolf "King of the World" Tobin"
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"and Honeybee "Spit Like a Man" Shaw."
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"Just like the constrictor knot, which can be impossible"
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"to untie once it is tightened, and only grows"
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"tighter when pulled, so shall your love grow tighter."
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"Oh. Now that man can tie a knot."
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"Ay, chihuahua."
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"And that is exactly why"
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"blind brackets come in packs of two,"
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"to support each other, because it takes two to make it work."
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"Just like in marriage."
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"If I would've known she was gonna talk about brackets,"
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"(sniffling) I would've brought extra tissues."
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"True love straight ahead!"
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"♪ ♪"
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"And now Wolf and Honeybee will exchange their vows..."
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"in the form of some of their favorite movie quotes."
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"Honeybee, commenting in that online famous movie quotes"
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"message board was the best thing that ever happened to me."
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"Because it brought me to you, and now we both found"
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"something we love more than quotes from movies-- each other."
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"We're gonna need a bigger boat... for our love"
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"and someday our kids."
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"Because life moves pretty fast."
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