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Clips from The Great North - My Fart Will Go On Adventure (S01E01)

"-Oh, no. No, no, no. -Oh, no. What?"
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"There's a new post to Mom's blog."
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"Oh, God. Mom's on a flight."
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"And she's already three plane-aritas deep."
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"Do you feel that, children?"
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"The way the wind has stilled in the pines,"
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"and the caribou no longer utters its lonely howl?"
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"She is set upon us."
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"Okay. I was wondering what was up"
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"with the wind stilling in the pines."
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"I was looking for the actress Kathy Bates."
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"But you're a drag queen insult comic named Kathy Berates?"
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"Hmm. I mean, it's not a no."
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"Hold on, I got to take this."
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"Hello? Oh, my gosh. (gasps)"
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"You sound exactly how you sounded in the movie."
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"And you can actually come?"
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"Oh, I feel so powerful."
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"This must be how the iceberg felt."
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"JUDY: Okay, shadow wedding."
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"We need three things: location, actors and decorations."
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"And guess what? I know where we can go for each."
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"Dad, your involvement is not to be involved at all."
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"The last thing we need is you seeing Mom"
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"at the shadow wedding and falling under her spell."
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"But there is a task that's perfect for you to take on."
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"You can give Honeybee's family a tour of Lone Moose's hot spots"
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"and keep them distracted while we do this."
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"Be our man on the outside."
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"Honeybee is picking them up at the airport as we speak."
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"I'm on it. I could take them to the bowling alley"
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"and show them your great-grandmother's trophies."
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"Then I could take them to our backyard,"
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"and show them her grave."
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"And we could stop for a nice lunch in between."
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"Okay, hands in the middle, everyone."
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"On three, everyone say,"
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""Do a shadow wedding, trick Mom,"
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""save Honeybee and Wolf's marriage,"
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"and everyone lives happily ever after.""
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"-One, two, three. -ALL: Do a shadow wedding."
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"-Trick Mom. Save Honeybee and Wolf's marriage. -BEEF: Kathleen."
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"-And everyone lives happily ever after. -(overlapping chatter)"
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"-...happily ever after. -Perfect."
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"Tobins, this is the Shaws."
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"(overlapping greetings)"
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"-A hug for you. -Louis Shaw, pleased to meet you."
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"Well, I'm gonna go spend some me time"
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"finishing up the wedding prep."
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"-Have fun, guys. -Enjoy your she time."
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"And the four of us have to go do something very normal"
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"and nobody should be concerned about it."
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"(chuckles) Why would they? That's boring."
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"Okay, bye-bye."
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"Welp, that just leaves us, then."
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"Today I'm gonna take you on a guided tour"
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"of Lone Moose's finest attractions."
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"The van is all warmed up and I made you each"
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"a personal thermos of hot chocolate."
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"-Thank you, Keith. -Uh, it's, uh, Beef."
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"No, that's not a name."
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"You know, Beef, as owners of a curtain shop ourselves,"
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"I'd love to see an Alaskan window covering store."
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"-If you have one. -Oh, sure, we could stop by Count Drape-ula."
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"Now everyone buckle up."
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"I always drive safely, but if I see any gorgeous"
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"natural scenery, I may gently tap the brakes"
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"so that we can partake."
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"♪ Take a look around, look at all this stuff ♪"
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"♪ Stuff that you can look at, go on and look at it ♪"
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"♪ Here's another thing ♪"
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"♪ A thing that you can see, oh, look ♪"
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"♪ At us looking, looking at the stuff ♪"
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"♪ So look around and ♪"
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"♪ See what's here and look at ♪"
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"♪ This thing and see ♪"
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"♪ What's here and, oh, look, now we're done. ♪"
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"Welp, the Shaws were riveted by the tour."
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"And I learned that the inventor of the curtain rod"
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"was coincidentally named Rod."
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"-He was also a murderer. -Aw, what fun."
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"Now let's go over the shadow wedding plan one last time."
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"We'll park the Mighty Kathleen"
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"and the newly-decorated shadow wedding boat on opposite ends"
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"of the dock, where they aren't visible to each other."
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"-When Mom arrives... -HAM: My true love"
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"and the most handsome teen in Lone Moose, Crispin--"
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"love you, Big C-- will be there to head her off"
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"with three complimentary glasses of champagne."
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"JUDY: Which will instantly"
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"send her to the "party zone,""
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"where she is, you know, less apt to question anything."
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"HAM: Crispin will then golf-cart her to the shadow wedding boat."
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"MOON: Where we'll be waiting along with the shadow guests"
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"and wedding party played by Judy's improv troupe."
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"WOLF: I'll escort Mom to her seat"
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"in the front row and await my bride,"
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"who is being played by Zoya."
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"Hello. We make wedding now?"
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"JUDY: From there, the wedding begins."
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"And it goes perfectly."
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"MOON: Then we all make our exit to head"
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"to the real wedding as the boat sets sail with Mom,"
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"Zoya and all the shadow guests aboard"
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"for the quote, unquote "reception.""
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"Bon voyage, B words!"
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"HAM: And once the shadow wedding boat is on the water,"
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"if Mom asks anyone where her family went,"
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"they know to say, "They went-a thatta way," while gesturing"
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"-with their thumbs like in the Three Stoog-ies. -JUDY: At the end of the night,"
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"when we've pulled it all off, we'll have a happy Honeybee,"
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"a bamboozled Mom and two perfect weddings."
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"Any questions? No? Okay, great."
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"I grabbed this wedding dress from the drama wardrobe closet"
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"at school from when we did M. Butterfly. Wolf?"
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"Could you snow-machine this over to Zoya's house?"
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"Oh, man."
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"(sighs) What are we doing?"
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"Looking at this perfect costume wedding dress"
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"that isn't for my actual bride"
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