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Clips from Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly

"AND THEN, TO TOP IT OFF,"
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"HE LIED, WHICH I THOUGHT, I THOUGHT THAT WAS SPECIAL."
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"I DID MAN, I KNOW HOW HE DID IT."
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"I'VE BEEN ACCUSED OF HAVING SEX"
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"WITH A GIRL I DID NOT HAVE SEX WITH BEFORE,"
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"AND LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING,"
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"THAT SHIT IS INFURIATING."
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"YOU EVER GO THROUGH THAT ? IT'LL MAKE YOU CRAZY."
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"YOU'LL BE SCREAMING AT YOUR BEST FRIENDS,"
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""I DIDN'T TOUCH THAT BITCH, NIGGER, I'LL KILL YOU !"
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""FUCK YOU, NIGGER, I'LL KILL YOU !"
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""PLEASE BELIEVE ME !"
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"PLEASE BELIEVE ME !""
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"CLINTON DIDN'T DO IT LIKE THAT, DID HE ?"
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"CLINTON CAME OUT OF THE PRESS CONFERENCE,"
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"ALL RELAXED, SHOULDERS ALL RELAXED,"
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"IN ALL THIS TROUBLE."
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"LOOKED LIKE HE JUST GOT DONE FUCKING OR SOMETHING."
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""LISTEN, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, AMERICA."
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""I DON'T THINK YOU HEARD ME THE FIRST TIME."
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""I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS"
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""WITH THAT WOMAN..."
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"MISS LEWINSKY.""
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"YOU KNOW HE DID IT !"
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"YOU KNOW HE DID IT !"
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"EVERYBODY KNOW WHAT THAT FINGER SMELLED LIKE."
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"NOBODY CARES, NOBODY CARES."
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"WE ALL WATCH."
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"WE WAS DISGUSTED, BUT, WE KEPT WATCHING THE NEWS."
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"I KNOW I DID, I WAS TAPING IT."
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"I WAS IN THE CRIB, I WAS LIKE,"
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""BABY, TURN THE LIGHTS OFF,"
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"THE NEWS IS COMING ON.""
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"EVERY WEEK ON "60 MINUTES","
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"IT WAS A DIFFERENT GIRL ACCUSING CLINTON."
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"REMEMBER WHEN KATHLEEN WILLEY CAME OUT ?"
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"SHE WAS UPSET, "THE PRESIDENT"
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""CALLED ME INTO HIS OFFICE."
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""HE BEGAN..."
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""MASSAGING MY BREASTS SLOWLY..."
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""I'M SORRY."
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""AND THEN HE PLACED MY HAND,"
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"ON HIS GENITALS.""
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"ED BRADLEY WAS SHOCKED, "OHHH !""
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""WAS HE AROUSED ?""
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"I WAS AT HOME, LIKE, "YEAH, WAS HE AROUSED ?""
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"AND THEN ED BRADLEY LOOKED RIGHT IN THE CAMERA,"
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"HE SAID, "DON'T BUST THAT NUT YET, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.""
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"OH, MAN, THE NEWS HAD NEVER BEEN SO GOOD."
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"BUT, THERE WERE NO VICTIMS, THERE WERE NO VICTIMS."
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"THE ONLY ONE I FEEL SORRY FOR IS LEWINSKY,"
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"I FEEL A LITTLE SORRY FOR HER."
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"DON'T Y'ALL FEEL A LITTLE SORRY FOR HER AT ALL ?"
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"( audience ) NO !!"
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"GODAMN, Y'ALL COME ON NOW."
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"HAVE A HEART,"
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"THAT'S A HARD THING TO BE FAMOUS FOR, MAN."
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"NOBODY WANTS TO BE THE MOST FAMOUS COCKSUCKER"
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"OF ALL TIMES AND SHIT !"
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"I FEEL BAD FOR HER."
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"NOT EVEN THE WOMEN FEEL SORRY FOR HER, LADIES ?"
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"( women ) NO !"
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"NOW THAT'S JEALOUSY."
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"THAT'S WHAT THAT IS."
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"I MEAN, C'MON, THAT'S ONE DICK"
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"THAT GIRL SUCKED THAT'S GONNA HAUNT HER"
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"FOR THE REST OF HER LIFE."
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"LONG AFTER SHE SPENT THAT MONEY UP,"
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"THAT'S STILL GONNA HAUNT HER."
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"I KNOW THERE'S A LOT OF WOMEN IN HERE"
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"WITH AT LEAST ONE DICK THEY REGRET."
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"AND I BETCHA IT WASN'T THE PRESIDENT'S DICK."
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"I BETCHA HE WORKED AT KINNEY SHOES"
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"OR SAFEWAY OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT !"
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"DON'T GO JUDGIN' HER, DON'T GO JUDGIN' HER."
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"SEE, WE GOTTA STOP JUDGIN' PEOPLE."
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"THAT GIRL WAS YOUNG, AND SHE MADE A MISTAKE"
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"THAT YOUNG GIRLS MAKE."
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"SHE WANTED TO FUCK A POWERFUL MAN, PERIOD,"
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"THAT'S AS FAR AS SHE THOUGHT THROUGH."
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"SHE WASN'T THINKING ABOUT HOW POWERFUL THE PRESIDENT WAS."
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"SHE HAD NO WISDOM."
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"AN OLDER WOMAN WOULD'VE HELPED EVERYBODY."
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"AN OLDER WOMAN WOULD HAVE BEEN IN THERE,"
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""YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULD LOWER TAXES.""
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"( slurping noises )"
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"AN OLDER WOMAN WOULD'VE SUCKED US INTO UTOPIA !"
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"THE LAST THING I'M GONNA SAY ABOUT IT IS THIS,"
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"THAT HE IS A FAMOUS MAN."
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"I HAVE DREAMT OF BEING FAMOUS, BUT,"
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"I NEVER DREAMT OF BEING THAT FAMOUS."
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"I NEVER UNDERSTOOD HOW FAMOUS A PRESIDENT WAS,"
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"BUT, IMAGINE IF SOMEBODY COULD SUCK YOUR DICK"
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"AND THEN THEY'RE FAMOUS !"
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"YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M SAYING ?"
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"THAT'S CRAZY."
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"THAT'S CRAZY."
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"I MEAN, NO GUY EVER THOUGHT OF THAT."
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"THERE'S NOBODY WITH A PICK-UP LINE"
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"THAT GOOD AND SHIT."
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""HEY, SUCK MY DICK, THERE'S A FUTURE IN IT.""
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""WHAT ?""
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""OH, THAT'S IT,"
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""NOW GET OUT THERE AND BE SOMEBODY !"
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""GO WRITE A BOOK."
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"YOU'RE A QUALIFIED AUTHOR NOW, GO WRITE A BOOK.""
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"I'M IN THE WRONG BUSINESS, I SHOULD BE THE PRESIDENT,"
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"SHIT, I'M IN THE WRONG BUSINESS."
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"SEE, THE ONLY REASON I DON'T WANT TO BE PRESIDENT"
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"IS 'CAUSE I'M BLACK."
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"THAT WOULD MAKE IT TOO HOT FOR ME."
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"I MEAN THERE COULD BE A BLACK PRESIDENT ONE DAY,"
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"BUT, YOU DON'T WANT TO BE THE FIRST ONE."
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"I MEAN, THE SECOND OR THIRD, THAT'S FINE,"
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"BUT, THAT FIRST NIGGER BETTER WATCH OUT."
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"I'M GONNA TELL YOU THAT RIGHT NOW."
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"TOO HOT."
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"I MEAN, I'D BE THE FIRST BLACK PRESIDENT,"
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"I DON'T THINK THAT NOBODY WOULD REALLY, REALLY HURT ME."
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"I'M SURE SOMEBODY WOULD WANNA HURT ME, BUT,"
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