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Clips from Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly

DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE VOTING FOR YET ?

"DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE VOTING FOR YET ?"

Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly

DON'T KNOW, DO YOU ?

"DON'T KNOW, DO YOU ?"

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NOW, YOU SEE THAT ?

"NOW, YOU SEE THAT ?"

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YOU SEE WHAT JUST HAPPENED HERE ?

"YOU SEE WHAT JUST HAPPENED HERE ?"

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LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, THAT IS CULTURAL THING.

"LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, THAT IS CULTURAL THING."

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HE KNOWS WHO HE'S GONNA VOTE FOR,

"HE KNOWS WHO HE'S GONNA VOTE FOR,"

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HE'S JUST NOT GONNA TELL ME.

"HE'S JUST NOT GONNA TELL ME."

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SEE...

"SEE..."

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I'VE NOTICED THAT, THAT IS A CULTURAL THING.

"I'VE NOTICED THAT, THAT IS A CULTURAL THING."

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WHITE PEOPLE DO NOT LIKE TO TALK ABOUT

"WHITE PEOPLE DO NOT LIKE TO TALK ABOUT"

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THEIR POLITICAL AFFILIATIONS.

"THEIR POLITICAL AFFILIATIONS."

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IT'S A SECRET.

"IT'S A SECRET."

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DID YOU EVER ASK A WHITE GUY WHO HE'S VOTING FOR ?

"DID YOU EVER ASK A WHITE GUY WHO HE'S VOTING FOR ?"

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"HEY, BOB, WHO ARE YOU GONNA VOTE FOR ?"

""HEY, BOB, WHO ARE YOU GONNA VOTE FOR ?""

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"DAVE, DAVE, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,

""DAVE, DAVE, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,"

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"TAKE IT EASY NOW, TAKE IT EASY.

""TAKE IT EASY NOW, TAKE IT EASY."

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"SO, ANYWAY, I WAS FUCKING MY WIFE IN HER ASS, RIGHT ?

""SO, ANYWAY, I WAS FUCKING MY WIFE IN HER ASS, RIGHT ?"

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AND, I MEAN, IT WAS SOMETHING ELSE."

"AND, I MEAN, IT WAS SOMETHING ELSE.""

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"YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, BUT, WHO ARE YOU VOTING FOR ?"

""YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, BUT, WHO ARE YOU VOTING FOR ?""

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"DAVE, DAVE, COME ON WITH THE VOTING.

""DAVE, DAVE, COME ON WITH THE VOTING."

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"I'M TRYING TO TELL YOU ABOUT FUCKING MY WIFE HERE,

""I'M TRYING TO TELL YOU ABOUT FUCKING MY WIFE HERE,"

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AND YOU'RE ASKING ME ALL THESE PERSONAL QUESTIONS."

"AND YOU'RE ASKING ME ALL THESE PERSONAL QUESTIONS.""

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THEY DON'T LIKE TO DIVULGE THAT INFORMATION

"THEY DON'T LIKE TO DIVULGE THAT INFORMATION"

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'CAUSE IT MATTERS TO THEM.

"'CAUSE IT MATTERS TO THEM."

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BLACK PEOPLE TALK ABOUT THAT SHIT.

"BLACK PEOPLE TALK ABOUT THAT SHIT."

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BLACK PEOPLE WILL OPENLY TALK ABOUT POLITICS.

"BLACK PEOPLE WILL OPENLY TALK ABOUT POLITICS."

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BLACK PEOPLE WILL OPENLY TALK ABOUT

"BLACK PEOPLE WILL OPENLY TALK ABOUT"

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BEATING UP POLITICIANS AND SHIT.

"BEATING UP POLITICIANS AND SHIT."

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"IF I SEE GEORGE BUSH, I'LL KICK HIS MOTHERFUCKIN' ASS

""IF I SEE GEORGE BUSH, I'LL KICK HIS MOTHERFUCKIN' ASS"

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FOR CUTTING MY MEDICAID !"

"FOR CUTTING MY MEDICAID !""

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WELL, WE JUST SAY IT.

"WELL, WE JUST SAY IT."

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BUT, THERE'S A REASON FOR THAT,

"BUT, THERE'S A REASON FOR THAT,"

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'CAUSE IT MATTERS MORE, IT MATTERS MORE.

"'CAUSE IT MATTERS MORE, IT MATTERS MORE."

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SEE, EVEN WHEN I VOTE, RIGHT ?

"SEE, EVEN WHEN I VOTE, RIGHT ?"

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WHICH I DON'T, BUT...

"WHICH I DON'T, BUT..."

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BUT, EVEN WHEN I THINK ABOUT WHO I WOULD VOTE FOR,

"BUT, EVEN WHEN I THINK ABOUT WHO I WOULD VOTE FOR,"

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RIGHT ?

"RIGHT ?"

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I DON'T EVEN LOOK AT THEIR POLITICAL POLICIES.

"I DON'T EVEN LOOK AT THEIR POLITICAL POLICIES."

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I JUST LOOK AT THEIR CHARACTER.

"I JUST LOOK AT THEIR CHARACTER."

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YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING NOW ?

"YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING NOW ?"

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NO, I'M SERIOUS, YOU GOTTA READ BETWEEN THE LINES.

"NO, I'M SERIOUS, YOU GOTTA READ BETWEEN THE LINES."

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YOU LOOK AT CLINTON, AND BLACK PEOPLE LIKE CLINTON.

"YOU LOOK AT CLINTON, AND BLACK PEOPLE LIKE CLINTON."

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I SAW ONE THING ON THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL,

"I SAW ONE THING ON THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL,"

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HE ACTUALLY JUST PICKED A BLACK BABY UP...

"HE ACTUALLY JUST PICKED A BLACK BABY UP..."

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"COME HERE, YOU LITTLE NIGGER BABY."

""COME HERE, YOU LITTLE NIGGER BABY.""

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AND JUST KISSED HIM.

"AND JUST KISSED HIM."

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I SAID, "UM-HMM, I LIKE THAT."

"I SAID, "UM-HMM, I LIKE THAT.""

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HE DID NOT HESITATE OR NOTHING.

"HE DID NOT HESITATE OR NOTHING."

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YOU SEE GEORGE BUSH, HE'D BE LIKE, "EWWW !"

"YOU SEE GEORGE BUSH, HE'D BE LIKE, "EWWW !""

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LIKE, SEE, I'D NEVER VOTE FOR GEORGE BUSH Jr.,

"LIKE, SEE, I'D NEVER VOTE FOR GEORGE BUSH Jr.,"

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BUT I DON'T KNOW GEORGE BUSH Jr.'s POLITICS.

"BUT I DON'T KNOW GEORGE BUSH Jr.'s POLITICS."

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THE ONLY THING I KNOW ABOUT GEORGE BUSH Jr. IS,

"THE ONLY THING I KNOW ABOUT GEORGE BUSH Jr. IS,"

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THAT GUY SNIFFED COCAINE, THAT'S RIGHT.

"THAT GUY SNIFFED COCAINE, THAT'S RIGHT."

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NOW, LISTEN,

"NOW, LISTEN,"

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WE CANNOT HAVE THAT SHIT IN THE WHITE HOUSE.

"WE CANNOT HAVE THAT SHIT IN THE WHITE HOUSE."

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THAT MIGHT BE FINE FOR A MAYOR,

"THAT MIGHT BE FINE FOR A MAYOR,"

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BUT, GODAMMIT, NOT IN THE WHITE HOUSE !

"BUT, GODAMMIT, NOT IN THE WHITE HOUSE !"

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NOT IN THE WHITE HOUSE.

"NOT IN THE WHITE HOUSE."

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( laughter )

"( laughter )"

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YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING ?

"YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING ?"

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THE STAKES ARE TOO HIGH IN THE WHITE HOUSE.

"THE STAKES ARE TOO HIGH IN THE WHITE HOUSE."

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CAN'T HANDLE NO COKE-HEAD PRESIDENT, UH-UH.

"CAN'T HANDLE NO COKE-HEAD PRESIDENT, UH-UH."

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HE'D BE SELLING NUCLEAR SECRETS

"HE'D BE SELLING NUCLEAR SECRETS"

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FOR $20, $30 AND SHIT.

"FOR $20, $30 AND SHIT."

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HE'D BE IN MEETINGS EMBARRASSING AMERICA.

"HE'D BE IN MEETINGS EMBARRASSING AMERICA."

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"C'MON, SIGN THE TREATY, BABY.

""C'MON, SIGN THE TREATY, BABY."

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I'LL SUCK YOUR DICK !"

"I'LL SUCK YOUR DICK !""

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"MR. PRESIDENT !

""MR. PRESIDENT !"

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"MR. PRESIDENT,

""MR. PRESIDENT,"

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"THAT IS NOT HOW WE DO BUSINESS HERE, SIR.

""THAT IS NOT HOW WE DO BUSINESS HERE, SIR."

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STOP SUCKING THE AMBASSADOR'S DICK."

"STOP SUCKING THE AMBASSADOR'S DICK.""

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"NO, LET HIM FINISH.

""NO, LET HIM FINISH."

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"I WILL SIGN THE TREATY.

""I WILL SIGN THE TREATY."

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THERE BE PEACE IN ISRAEL, FINALLY."

"THERE BE PEACE IN ISRAEL, FINALLY.""

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I'D VOTE FOR CLINTON AGAIN, IF I COULD.

"I'D VOTE FOR CLINTON AGAIN, IF I COULD."

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NOW AGAIN, I'M NOT LOOKING AT HIS POLITICS.

"NOW AGAIN, I'M NOT LOOKING AT HIS POLITICS."

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT HIS POLITICS ARE.

"I DON'T KNOW WHAT HIS POLITICS ARE."

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I'M JUST LOOKING AT HIS BEHAVIOR.

"I'M JUST LOOKING AT HIS BEHAVIOR."

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I UNDERSTAND THAT KIND OF BEHAVIOR.

"I UNDERSTAND THAT KIND OF BEHAVIOR."

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I KNOW A LOT OF DUDES WITH THEM SHORTCOMINGS.

"I KNOW A LOT OF DUDES WITH THEM SHORTCOMINGS."

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WEED-SMOKING FORNICATORS, THERE'S A LOT OF THEM.

"WEED-SMOKING FORNICATORS, THERE'S A LOT OF THEM."

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I MEAN, COME ON, NOW, LET'S BE HONEST,

"I MEAN, COME ON, NOW, LET'S BE HONEST,"

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LET'S BE HONEST.

"LET'S BE HONEST."

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BILL CLINTON WAS NOT THE FIRST PRESIDENT

"BILL CLINTON WAS NOT THE FIRST PRESIDENT"

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TO DO WHAT HE DID.

"TO DO WHAT HE DID."

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NOW...

"NOW..."

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LET'S THINK BACK FOR A MINUTE.

"LET'S THINK BACK FOR A MINUTE."

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REMEMBER A GUY NAMED KENNEDY ?

"REMEMBER A GUY NAMED KENNEDY ?"

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JOHN F. KENNEDY ? REMEMBER HIM ?

"JOHN F. KENNEDY ? REMEMBER HIM ?"

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HE FUCKED MARILYN MONROE.

"HE FUCKED MARILYN MONROE."

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AS A MATTER OF FACT,

"AS A MATTER OF FACT,"

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HIM AND HIS BROTHER, BOBBY, FUCKED MARILYN MONROE !

"HIM AND HIS BROTHER, BOBBY, FUCKED MARILYN MONROE !"

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AND HISTORY DOESN'T TALK ABOUT THAT MUCH.

"AND HISTORY DOESN'T TALK ABOUT THAT MUCH."

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YOU KNOW WHY HISTORY DOESN'T TALK ABOUT THAT MUCH ?

"YOU KNOW WHY HISTORY DOESN'T TALK ABOUT THAT MUCH ?"

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BECAUSE THOSE TWO PAGES IN HISTORY ARE STUCK TOGETHER !

"BECAUSE THOSE TWO PAGES IN HISTORY ARE STUCK TOGETHER !"

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THEY WAS GETTIN' IT ON.

"THEY WAS GETTIN' IT ON."

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THEY WERE GETTIN' IT ON.

"THEY WERE GETTIN' IT ON."

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I SEEN THE TAPES, REMEMBER THE TAPES ?

"I SEEN THE TAPES, REMEMBER THE TAPES ?"

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SHE'D BE SINGING ALL NASTY AT HIS PARTY,

"SHE'D BE SINGING ALL NASTY AT HIS PARTY,"

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STRESSIN' HIM ALL OUT...

"STRESSIN' HIM ALL OUT..."

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♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY ♪

"♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY ♪"

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♪ MR. PRESIDENT... ♪

"♪ MR. PRESIDENT... ♪"

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"BITCH, MY FAMILY'S HERE !"

""BITCH, MY FAMILY'S HERE !""

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CLINTON DID THE SAME THING.

"CLINTON DID THE SAME THING."

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BUT, HE DIDN'T DO IT LIKE THAT

"BUT, HE DIDN'T DO IT LIKE THAT"

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BECAUSE, IT'S THE YEAR 2000,

"BECAUSE, IT'S THE YEAR 2000,"

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HE'S BUSIER THAN KENNEDY WAS.

"HE'S BUSIER THAN KENNEDY WAS."

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HE'S A BUSY MAN.

"HE'S A BUSY MAN."

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CLINTON DID THAT KIND OF THING

"CLINTON DID THAT KIND OF THING"

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THE WAY BUSY MEN DO IT.

"THE WAY BUSY MEN DO IT."

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YOU KNOW WHAT BUSY MEN DO ?

"YOU KNOW WHAT BUSY MEN DO ?"

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THEY FUCK WHO'S CLOSE TO THEM.

"THEY FUCK WHO'S CLOSE TO THEM."

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I CAN TELL THAT'S WHAT CLINTON WAS UP TO.

"I CAN TELL THAT'S WHAT CLINTON WAS UP TO."

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IT LOOKED LIKE HE JUST STUCK HIS HEAD

"IT LOOKED LIKE HE JUST STUCK HIS HEAD"

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OUT THE OFFICE DOOR AND SAID, "AHH, HELP !

"OUT THE OFFICE DOOR AND SAID, "AHH, HELP !"

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"YOU, YOU, COME HERE, COME HERE !"

""YOU, YOU, COME HERE, COME HERE !""

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( wild laughter )

"( wild laughter )"

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"I NEED MY PENIS SUCKED BEFORE MY 3:30, C'MON !

""I NEED MY PENIS SUCKED BEFORE MY 3:30, C'MON !"

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OH, BOY."

"OH, BOY.""

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HE WAS PROBABLY LOOKING AT KENNEDY'S PICTURE AND SHIT...

"HE WAS PROBABLY LOOKING AT KENNEDY'S PICTURE AND SHIT..."

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