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Clips from Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly

I WAS LIKE, "WHAT THE FUCK ?!"

"I WAS LIKE, "WHAT THE FUCK ?!""

Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly

I COULD NOT BELIEVE IT.

"I COULD NOT BELIEVE IT."

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COULD NOT BELIEVE THAT SHIT.

"COULD NOT BELIEVE THAT SHIT."

Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly

THIS MAN WAS ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.

"THIS MAN WAS ABSOLUTELY RIGHT."

Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly

I SAID, "HOW DID HE KNOW,

"I SAID, "HOW DID HE KNOW,"

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THAT I WAS GONNA GET SOME CHICKEN ?"

"THAT I WAS GONNA GET SOME CHICKEN ?""

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I ASKED HIM, I SAID, "HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT ?

"I ASKED HIM, I SAID, "HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT ?"

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HOW'D YOU KNOW I WAS GONNA GET SOME CHICKEN ?"

"HOW'D YOU KNOW I WAS GONNA GET SOME CHICKEN ?""

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HE LOOKED AT ME LIKE I WAS CRAZY.

"HE LOOKED AT ME LIKE I WAS CRAZY."

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"COME ON BUDDY, COME ON BUDDY.

""COME ON BUDDY, COME ON BUDDY."

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"NOW, EVERYBODY KNEW, AS SOON AS YOU WALKED THROUGH

""NOW, EVERYBODY KNEW, AS SOON AS YOU WALKED THROUGH"

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"THE GODDAMNED DOOR,

""THE GODDAMNED DOOR,"

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"YOU WERE GONNA GET SOME CHICKEN.

""YOU WERE GONNA GET SOME CHICKEN."

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"IT IS NO SECRET DOWN HERE

""IT IS NO SECRET DOWN HERE"

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"THAT BLACKS AND CHICKENS

""THAT BLACKS AND CHICKENS"

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ARE QUITE FOND OF ONE ANOTHER."

"ARE QUITE FOND OF ONE ANOTHER.""

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THEN I FINALLY UNDERSTOOD WHAT HE WAS SAYING,

"THEN I FINALLY UNDERSTOOD WHAT HE WAS SAYING,"

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AND I GOT UPSET.

"AND I GOT UPSET."

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I WASN'T EVEN MAD, I WAS JUST UPSET.

"I WASN'T EVEN MAD, I WAS JUST UPSET."

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I WASN'T READY TO HEAR THAT SHIT.

"I WASN'T READY TO HEAR THAT SHIT."

Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly

ALL THESE YEARS, I THOUGHT I LIKED CHICKEN

"ALL THESE YEARS, I THOUGHT I LIKED CHICKEN"

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'CAUSE IT WAS DELICIOUS.

"'CAUSE IT WAS DELICIOUS."

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TURNS OUT I'M GENETICALLY PREDISPOSED TO LIKING CHICKEN !

"TURNS OUT I'M GENETICALLY PREDISPOSED TO LIKING CHICKEN !"

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BECAUSE I'M BLACK.

"BECAUSE I'M BLACK."

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I GOT NO SAY IN THE MATTER.

"I GOT NO SAY IN THE MATTER."

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THAT GUY RUINED CHICKEN FOR ME.

"THAT GUY RUINED CHICKEN FOR ME."

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NOW I'M SCARED TO EAT IT IN PUBLIC.

"NOW I'M SCARED TO EAT IT IN PUBLIC."

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I DON'T WANT SOMEBODY TO SEE ME AND SAY...

"I DON'T WANT SOMEBODY TO SEE ME AND SAY..."

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YOU KNOW, YOU'D BE EATING SOME CHICKEN...

"YOU KNOW, YOU'D BE EATING SOME CHICKEN..."

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"LOOK AT HIM.

""LOOK AT HIM."

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"HE LOVES IT !

""HE LOVES IT !"

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"JUST LIKE IT SAID IN THE ENCYCLOPEDIA.

""JUST LIKE IT SAID IN THE ENCYCLOPEDIA."

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LOOK HOW HAPPY HE LOOKS."

"LOOK HOW HAPPY HE LOOKS.""

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SOMETIMES, THIS WORLD IS TOO MUCH TO DEAL WITH.

"SOMETIMES, THIS WORLD IS TOO MUCH TO DEAL WITH."

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LIKE, SHOW BUSINESS BE CRAZY.

"LIKE, SHOW BUSINESS BE CRAZY."

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THAT'S WHERE THE CULTURES REALLY COLLIDE.

"THAT'S WHERE THE CULTURES REALLY COLLIDE."

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SHOW BUSINESS BRINGS A LOT OF RACES TOGETHER.

"SHOW BUSINESS BRINGS A LOT OF RACES TOGETHER."

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SOMETIMES IT WORKS, SOMETIMES IT DON'T.

"SOMETIMES IT WORKS, SOMETIMES IT DON'T."

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THIS IS ONE THING THAT HAPPENS THAT'S FUNNY.

"THIS IS ONE THING THAT HAPPENS THAT'S FUNNY."

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YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES, I'LL BE ON A BUSINESS CALL,

"YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES, I'LL BE ON A BUSINESS CALL,"

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LIKE WITH A LAWYER OR SOMETHING,

"LIKE WITH A LAWYER OR SOMETHING,"

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AND, YOU KNOW, MY LAWYERS BE WHITE, AND...

"AND, YOU KNOW, MY LAWYERS BE WHITE, AND..."

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WE'LL BE ON A CALL, RIGHT ?

"WE'LL BE ON A CALL, RIGHT ?"

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AND, THEY'LL BE LIKE,

"AND, THEY'LL BE LIKE,"

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"OH, OKAY, DAVE, WE'RE GONNA CLOSE THE DEAL,

""OH, OKAY, DAVE, WE'RE GONNA CLOSE THE DEAL,"

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IS THAT FINE WITH YOU ?"

"IS THAT FINE WITH YOU ?""

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I'D BE LIKE, "YEAH, THAT'S COOL FOR ME."

"I'D BE LIKE, "YEAH, THAT'S COOL FOR ME.""

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"GREAT, GREAT, YOU HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND, DAVE."

""GREAT, GREAT, YOU HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND, DAVE.""

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I'D BE LIKE, "ALRIGHT, YOU TOO, MAN, PEACE."

"I'D BE LIKE, "ALRIGHT, YOU TOO, MAN, PEACE.""

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"WELL, ALRIGHT, BYE-BYE."

""WELL, ALRIGHT, BYE-BYE.""

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( laughter )

"( laughter )"

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THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY, RIGHT ?

"THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY, RIGHT ?"

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SO, SOMETIMES, I'LL MAKE UP SHIT

"SO, SOMETIMES, I'LL MAKE UP SHIT"

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THAT'S NOT EVEN SLANG,

"THAT'S NOT EVEN SLANG,"

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JUST TO SEE HOW THEY HANDLE IT AND SHIT.

"JUST TO SEE HOW THEY HANDLE IT AND SHIT."

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THE SAME BUSINESS CALL,

"THE SAME BUSINESS CALL,"

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"ALRIGHT, WE'RE GONNA CLOSE THE DEAL,

""ALRIGHT, WE'RE GONNA CLOSE THE DEAL,"

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IS THAT FINE WITH YOU, DAVE ?"

"IS THAT FINE WITH YOU, DAVE ?""

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"YEAH, IT SOUNDS GOOD TO ME."

""YEAH, IT SOUNDS GOOD TO ME.""

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"GREAT, YOU HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND, DAVE."

""GREAT, YOU HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND, DAVE.""

Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly

"ALRIGHT, BUDDY, ZIP IT UP,

""ALRIGHT, BUDDY, ZIP IT UP,"

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AND ZIP IT OUT !"

"AND ZIP IT OUT !""

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"UHH...

""UHH..."

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ALRIGHT, ZIPPITY-DO-DAH, BYE-BYE !"

"ALRIGHT, ZIPPITY-DO-DAH, BYE-BYE !""

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SOMETIMES RACISM WORKS OUT IN BLACK PEOPLE'S FAVOR.

"SOMETIMES RACISM WORKS OUT IN BLACK PEOPLE'S FAVOR."

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YEAH, IT DOESN'T HAPPEN OFTEN.

"YEAH, IT DOESN'T HAPPEN OFTEN."

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IT HAPPENS VERY RARELY.

"IT HAPPENS VERY RARELY."

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BUT, WHEN IT HAPPENS, IT IS FUCKIN' SWEET.

"BUT, WHEN IT HAPPENS, IT IS FUCKIN' SWEET."

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I'M SERIOUS.

"I'M SERIOUS."

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THIS ONE TIME, RACISM SAVED MY LIFE, MAN.

"THIS ONE TIME, RACISM SAVED MY LIFE, MAN."

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I WAS ON A PLANE...

"I WAS ON A PLANE..."

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I WAS COMING FROM OVERSEAS, AND,

"I WAS COMING FROM OVERSEAS, AND,"

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I DON'T KNOW HOW THIS GUY GOT A MACHINE GUN ON THE PLANE,

"I DON'T KNOW HOW THIS GUY GOT A MACHINE GUN ON THE PLANE,"

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BUT, HE STOOD UP MAN, HE SAID,

"BUT, HE STOOD UP MAN, HE SAID,"

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( Pakistani accent ) "EVERYBODY,

"( Pakistani accent ) "EVERYBODY,"

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"GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND !

""GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND !"

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NOBODY LOOK AT MY FACE !"

"NOBODY LOOK AT MY FACE !""

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I STARTED FREAKING OUT.

"I STARTED FREAKING OUT."

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'CAUSE HE WAS CHINESE,

"'CAUSE HE WAS CHINESE,"

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I WAS LIKE, WHY IS HE TALKING LIKE THAT ?

"I WAS LIKE, WHY IS HE TALKING LIKE THAT ?"

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HE WAS SCREAMING AND CRYING.

"HE WAS SCREAMING AND CRYING."

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I WAS THE ONLY BROTHER ON THE PLANE.

"I WAS THE ONLY BROTHER ON THE PLANE."

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WELL, I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY BROTHER.

"WELL, I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY BROTHER."

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I LOOKED OVER, THERE WAS ONE OTHER BLACK DUDE.

"I LOOKED OVER, THERE WAS ONE OTHER BLACK DUDE."

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HE WAS FROM NIGERIA.

"HE WAS FROM NIGERIA."

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I LOOKED OVER AND HE WAS LOOKIN' RIGHT AT MY FACE, MAN.

"I LOOKED OVER AND HE WAS LOOKIN' RIGHT AT MY FACE, MAN."

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HE DIDN'T SAY TWO WORDS TO ME,

"HE DIDN'T SAY TWO WORDS TO ME,"

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HE JUST LOOKED AT ME, HE WAS LIKE...

"HE JUST LOOKED AT ME, HE WAS LIKE..."

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HE DIDN'T NEED TO TALK, I KNEW JUST WHAT HE WAS TALKING ABOUT,

"HE DIDN'T NEED TO TALK, I KNEW JUST WHAT HE WAS TALKING ABOUT,"

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I LOOKED RIGHT BACK AT HIM.

"I LOOKED RIGHT BACK AT HIM."

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SOME WHITE DUDES ON THE FRONT OF THE PLANE SEEN US,

"SOME WHITE DUDES ON THE FRONT OF THE PLANE SEEN US,"

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THEY WERE LIKE, "HUH, OH, MY GOD !

"THEY WERE LIKE, "HUH, OH, MY GOD !"

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( whispering ) I THINK THOSE BLACK GUYS ARE GONNA TRY TO SAVE US."

"( whispering ) I THINK THOSE BLACK GUYS ARE GONNA TRY TO SAVE US.""

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"MM-MMM !"

""MM-MMM !""

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( applause )

"( applause )"

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WE WERE JUST COMMUNICATIN'

"WE WERE JUST COMMUNICATIN'"

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THAT WE UNDERSTOOD THE SITUATION.

"THAT WE UNDERSTOOD THE SITUATION."

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WE WERE BOTH SEEING THE SAME THING.

"WE WERE BOTH SEEING THE SAME THING."

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WHAT WE UNDERSTOOD WAS SIMPLE.

"WHAT WE UNDERSTOOD WAS SIMPLE."

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TERRORISTS DON'T TAKE BLACK HOSTAGES.

"TERRORISTS DON'T TAKE BLACK HOSTAGES."

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THAT'S THE TRUTH.

"THAT'S THE TRUTH."

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I HAVE YET TO SEE ONE OF US ON THE NEWS

"I HAVE YET TO SEE ONE OF US ON THE NEWS"

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READING THE HOSTAGE LETTER.

"READING THE HOSTAGE LETTER."

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"THEY IS TREATING US GOOD.

""THEY IS TREATING US GOOD."

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"UH, WE ALL CHILLIN' AND SHIT.

""UH, WE ALL CHILLIN' AND SHIT."

Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly

"I'D LIKE TO GIVE A SHOUT-OUT

""I'D LIKE TO GIVE A SHOUT-OUT"

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TO RAY-RAY AND BIG STEVE... "

"TO RAY-RAY AND BIG STEVE... ""

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( wild applause )

"( wild applause )"

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YOU'RE NOT GONNA SEE IT.

"YOU'RE NOT GONNA SEE IT."

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TERRORISTS ARE SMART.

"TERRORISTS ARE SMART."

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THEY KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING THERE, YOU KNOW ?

"THEY KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING THERE, YOU KNOW ?"

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THEY'RE TERRORISTS.

"THEY'RE TERRORISTS."

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THEY KNOW BLACK PEOPLES ARE BAD BARGAINING CHIPS.

"THEY KNOW BLACK PEOPLES ARE BAD BARGAINING CHIPS."

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THEY CALLED THE WHITE HOUSE,

"THEY CALLED THE WHITE HOUSE,"

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"HELLO, WE HAVE GOT FIVE BLACK...

""HELLO, WE HAVE GOT FIVE BLACK..."

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HELLO ?!"

"HELLO ?!""

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BACK IN D.C.,

"BACK IN D.C.,"

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YOU KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING ?

"YOU KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING ?"

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THIS IS AN ELECTION YEAR,

"THIS IS AN ELECTION YEAR,"

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I'M ASKING YOU, YOU'RE A WHITE GUY,

"I'M ASKING YOU, YOU'RE A WHITE GUY,"

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