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Clips from Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly

A CRACK-HEAD WOULD COME UP TO THE CAR

"A CRACK-HEAD WOULD COME UP TO THE CAR"

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AND LOOK IN THE WINDOW.

"AND LOOK IN THE WINDOW."

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IT WAS LIKE "JURASSIC PARK" AND SHIT,

"IT WAS LIKE "JURASSIC PARK" AND SHIT,"

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HE'D BE LOOKING IN THE CAR...

"HE'D BE LOOKING IN THE CAR..."

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I SAID, "GET OUTTA HERE, CRACKIE !"

"I SAID, "GET OUTTA HERE, CRACKIE !""

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THAT BABY WAS STILL STANDING THERE, MAN.

"THAT BABY WAS STILL STANDING THERE, MAN."

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THEN I STARTED FEELING BAD AGAIN.

"THEN I STARTED FEELING BAD AGAIN."

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YOU KNOW HOW WEED MAKE YOU FEEL GUILTY SOMETIMES ?

"YOU KNOW HOW WEED MAKE YOU FEEL GUILTY SOMETIMES ?"

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"MAN, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME ?

""MAN, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME ?"

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MAN, I HAVE JUST BOUGHT WEED FROM AN INFANT."

"MAN, I HAVE JUST BOUGHT WEED FROM AN INFANT.""

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I CAN'T CONDONE THIS KIND OF BEHAVIOR.

"I CAN'T CONDONE THIS KIND OF BEHAVIOR."

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WHAT AM I THINKING ?

"WHAT AM I THINKING ?"

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I CAN'T LET THE FEAR RUIN MY MORALS.

"I CAN'T LET THE FEAR RUIN MY MORALS."

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GOTTA DO SOMETHING.

"GOTTA DO SOMETHING."

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"HEY, BABY, STOP SELLING WEED, ALRIGHT ?

""HEY, BABY, STOP SELLING WEED, ALRIGHT ?"

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YOU GOT YOUR WHOLE LIFE AHEAD OF YOU."

"YOU GOT YOUR WHOLE LIFE AHEAD OF YOU.""

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HE SAID, "FUCK YOU, NIGGER, I GOT KIDS TO FEED !"

"HE SAID, "FUCK YOU, NIGGER, I GOT KIDS TO FEED !""

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I WAS LIKE, "GOD-DAMN !"

"I WAS LIKE, "GOD-DAMN !""

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SAD !

"SAD !"

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AND, JUST AT THAT VERY MOMENT,

"AND, JUST AT THAT VERY MOMENT,"

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A CRACK-HEAD WAS RUNNING ACROSS THE STREET

"A CRACK-HEAD WAS RUNNING ACROSS THE STREET"

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AND GOT HIT BY A CAR.

"AND GOT HIT BY A CAR."

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NOW, I KNOW IT WAS A HIT-AND-RUN.

"NOW, I KNOW IT WAS A HIT-AND-RUN."

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THE POLICE DID IT.

"THE POLICE DID IT."

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THAT'S ALRIGHT,

"THAT'S ALRIGHT,"

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THEY SPRINKLED SOME CRACK ON HIM AND HE GOT BACK UP !

"THEY SPRINKLED SOME CRACK ON HIM AND HE GOT BACK UP !"

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( applause )

"( applause )"

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YOU KNOW, I'D BE SEEIN' THAT KINDA SHIT, MAN.

"YOU KNOW, I'D BE SEEIN' THAT KINDA SHIT, MAN."

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THEY USE THE TV TO PROGRAM US,

"THEY USE THE TV TO PROGRAM US,"

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FROM A YOUNG AGE.

"FROM A YOUNG AGE."

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YOU EVER WATCH LIKE, A CARTOON,

"YOU EVER WATCH LIKE, A CARTOON,"

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THAT YOU USED TO WATCH WHEN YOU WERE LITTLE,

"THAT YOU USED TO WATCH WHEN YOU WERE LITTLE,"

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AS AN ADULT ?

"AS AN ADULT ?"

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THAT SHIT IS SOME WILD SHIT.

"THAT SHIT IS SOME WILD SHIT."

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I MEAN, LIKE, I WAS WITH MY NEPHEW,

"I MEAN, LIKE, I WAS WITH MY NEPHEW,"

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WE WERE SITTING THERE, WE WERE WATCHING PEPE LEPIEU,

"WE WERE SITTING THERE, WE WERE WATCHING PEPE LEPIEU,"

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I SAID, "NOW, PAY ATTENTION TO THIS GUY

"I SAID, "NOW, PAY ATTENTION TO THIS GUY"

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"'CAUSE HE'S FUNNY.

""'CAUSE HE'S FUNNY."

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I USED TO WATCH HIM WHEN I WAS LITTLE."

"I USED TO WATCH HIM WHEN I WAS LITTLE.""

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AND I'M WATCHING PEPE LEPIEU, BUT, I'M OLD NOW.

"AND I'M WATCHING PEPE LEPIEU, BUT, I'M OLD NOW."

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I'M LOOKIN' AT HIM LIKE, "GOOD, GOD !

"I'M LOOKIN' AT HIM LIKE, "GOOD, GOD !"

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WHAT KIND OF FUCKIN' RAPIST IS THIS GUY ?!"

"WHAT KIND OF FUCKIN' RAPIST IS THIS GUY ?!""

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LIKE, "TAKE IT EASY, PEPE !!"

"LIKE, "TAKE IT EASY, PEPE !!""

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MY NEPHEW WAS SITTING THERE, CRACKING UP.

"MY NEPHEW WAS SITTING THERE, CRACKING UP."

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( laughter )

"( laughter )"

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"SEE, SOMETIMES YOU GOTTA TAKE THE PUSSY, LIKE PEPE !"

""SEE, SOMETIMES YOU GOTTA TAKE THE PUSSY, LIKE PEPE !""

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I'M LIKE, "NO, NO, NO,

"I'M LIKE, "NO, NO, NO,"

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NO !"

"NO !""

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I HAD TO TURN THE CHANNEL REAL QUICK.

"I HAD TO TURN THE CHANNEL REAL QUICK."

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I TURNED ON "SESAME STREET".

"I TURNED ON "SESAME STREET"."

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I SAID, "WHEW ! SESAME STREET.

"I SAID, "WHEW ! SESAME STREET."

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"THIS IS MUCH BETTER

""THIS IS MUCH BETTER"

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'CAUSE NOW HE'LL LEARN HOW TO COUNT AND SPELL."

"'CAUSE NOW HE'LL LEARN HOW TO COUNT AND SPELL.""

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BUT, NOW I'M WATCHING IT, AS AN ADULT,

"BUT, NOW I'M WATCHING IT, AS AN ADULT,"

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AND I REALIZED "SESAME STREET" TEACHES KIDS OTHER THINGS.

"AND I REALIZED "SESAME STREET" TEACHES KIDS OTHER THINGS."

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IT TEACHES KIDS HOW TO JUDGE PEOPLE,

"IT TEACHES KIDS HOW TO JUDGE PEOPLE,"

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AND LABEL PEOPLE, THAT'S RIGHT.

"AND LABEL PEOPLE, THAT'S RIGHT."

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THEY GOT A CHARACTER ON THERE NAMED, OSCAR.

"THEY GOT A CHARACTER ON THERE NAMED, OSCAR."

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THEY TREAT THIS GUY LIKE SHIT,

"THEY TREAT THIS GUY LIKE SHIT,"

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THE ENTIRE SHOW.

"THE ENTIRE SHOW."

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THEY JUDGE HIM RIGHT IN HIS FACE.

"THEY JUDGE HIM RIGHT IN HIS FACE."

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"OSCAR, YOU ARE SO MEAN.

""OSCAR, YOU ARE SO MEAN."

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ISN'T HE KIDS ?"

"ISN'T HE KIDS ?""

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"YEAH, OSCAR, YOU'RE A GROUCH !"

""YEAH, OSCAR, YOU'RE A GROUCH !""

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HE'S LIKE, "BITCH, I LIVE IN A FUCKIN' TRASH CAN !

"HE'S LIKE, "BITCH, I LIVE IN A FUCKIN' TRASH CAN !"

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"I'M THE POOREST MOTHERFUCKER ON "SESAME STREET" !

""I'M THE POOREST MOTHERFUCKER ON "SESAME STREET" !"

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NOBODY'S HELPING ME."

"NOBODY'S HELPING ME.""

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THEN YOU WONDER WHY YOUR KIDS ROLL UP

"THEN YOU WONDER WHY YOUR KIDS ROLL UP"

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AND STEP OVER HOMELESS PEOPLE.

"AND STEP OVER HOMELESS PEOPLE."

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"GET IT TOGETHER, GROUCH."

""GET IT TOGETHER, GROUCH.""

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"GET A JOB, GROUCH."

""GET A JOB, GROUCH.""

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SO, DON'T EVEN TELL ME HOW TO GET TO "SESAME STREET",

"SO, DON'T EVEN TELL ME HOW TO GET TO "SESAME STREET","

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THAT IS A TERRIBLE PLACE.

"THAT IS A TERRIBLE PLACE."

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I WOULDN'T GO THERE IF I KNEW THE WAY.

"I WOULDN'T GO THERE IF I KNEW THE WAY."

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WHO WOULD WANNA LIVE IN A NEIGHBORHOOD LIKE THAT ?

"WHO WOULD WANNA LIVE IN A NEIGHBORHOOD LIKE THAT ?"

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FUCKIN' SIX FOOT PIGEONS WALKING AROUND,

"FUCKIN' SIX FOOT PIGEONS WALKING AROUND,"

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AND AN ELEPHANT THAT'S A JUNKIE.

"AND AN ELEPHANT THAT'S A JUNKIE."

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"HI, BIRD."

""HI, BIRD.""

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YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, SNUFFY !

"YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, SNUFFY !"

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"HI, BIRD, I'M SICK, I NEED SOME SMACK, BIRD !"

""HI, BIRD, I'M SICK, I NEED SOME SMACK, BIRD !""

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THE COOKIE MONSTER,

"THE COOKIE MONSTER,"

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WITH HIS EYES POPPING OUT OF HIS HEAD,

"WITH HIS EYES POPPING OUT OF HIS HEAD,"

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SCREAMIN', "COOKIE, COOKIE, COOKIE !"

"SCREAMIN', "COOKIE, COOKIE, COOKIE !""

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WHAT KIND OF COOKIES ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ?!

"WHAT KIND OF COOKIES ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ?!"

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CHOCOLATE CHIPS DON'T DO THAT TO PEOPLE.

"CHOCOLATE CHIPS DON'T DO THAT TO PEOPLE."

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AND THEY HAVE THE NERVE TO PUT A PIMP ON THERE.

"AND THEY HAVE THE NERVE TO PUT A PIMP ON THERE."

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THEY DIDN'T COME OUT AND SAY, HE'S A PIMP.

"THEY DIDN'T COME OUT AND SAY, HE'S A PIMP."

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BUT, I KNOW A PIMP WHEN I SEE ONE.

"BUT, I KNOW A PIMP WHEN I SEE ONE."

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THEY CALLED HIM, "THE COUNT".

"THEY CALLED HIM, "THE COUNT"."

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HE HAS A CAPE AND EVERYTHING.

"HE HAS A CAPE AND EVERYTHING."

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YOU CAN JUST SEE HIM PIMPIN'.

"YOU CAN JUST SEE HIM PIMPIN'."

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"BITCH, WHERE IS MY MONEY ?

""BITCH, WHERE IS MY MONEY ?"

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"YOU'VE BEEN LATE FOUR TIMES,

""YOU'VE BEEN LATE FOUR TIMES,"

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"I'VE BEEN COUNTING.

""I'VE BEEN COUNTING."

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"HOW MANY TIMES MUST I SMACK YOU BEFORE YOU ACT RIGHT ?

""HOW MANY TIMES MUST I SMACK YOU BEFORE YOU ACT RIGHT ?"

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"ONE, TWO !

""ONE, TWO !"

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TWO SMACKS... !"

"TWO SMACKS... !""

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( wild applause and laughter )

"( wild applause and laughter )"

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THAT'S THE THING, THERE'S SO MUCH STUFF TO WORRY ABOUT.

"THAT'S THE THING, THERE'S SO MUCH STUFF TO WORRY ABOUT."

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YOU KNOW, THE MORE YOU KNOW,

"YOU KNOW, THE MORE YOU KNOW,"

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THE MORE YOU DON'T KNOW, AND SHIT.

"THE MORE YOU DON'T KNOW, AND SHIT."

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YOU KNOW, LIKE A LOT OF PEOPLE BE TELLING ME,

"YOU KNOW, LIKE A LOT OF PEOPLE BE TELLING ME,"

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"DAVE, YOU KNO YOU JUST GOTTA RELAX,

""DAVE, YOU KNO YOU JUST GOTTA RELAX,"

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THE RACISM THING IS BUGGIN' YOU TOO MUCH."

"THE RACISM THING IS BUGGIN' YOU TOO MUCH.""

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I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT IT, SOMETIMES, SHIT'LL HAPPEN.

"I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT IT, SOMETIMES, SHIT'LL HAPPEN."

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YOU KNOW A LOT OF BLACK PEOPLE CAN RELATE TO THIS.

"YOU KNOW A LOT OF BLACK PEOPLE CAN RELATE TO THIS."

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HAVE YOU EVER HAD SOMETHING HAPPEN

"HAVE YOU EVER HAD SOMETHING HAPPEN"

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THAT WAS SO RACIST,

"THAT WAS SO RACIST,"

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THAT YOU DIDN'T EVEN GET MAD ?

"THAT YOU DIDN'T EVEN GET MAD ?"

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YOU WERE JUST LIKE, "GODAMN, THAT WAS RACIST !"

"YOU WERE JUST LIKE, "GODAMN, THAT WAS RACIST !""

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I MEAN, IT WAS SO BLATANT, YOU WERE JUST LIKE, "WOW !"

"I MEAN, IT WAS SO BLATANT, YOU WERE JUST LIKE, "WOW !""

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LIKE IT DIDN'T EVEN HAPPEN TO YOU,

"LIKE IT DIDN'T EVEN HAPPEN TO YOU,"

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IT WAS LIKE A FUCKING MOVIE.

"IT WAS LIKE A FUCKING MOVIE."

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LIKE YOU WAS WATCHING "MISSISSIPPI BURNING",

"LIKE YOU WAS WATCHING "MISSISSIPPI BURNING","

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"WOW, THAT HAPPENED TO ME, I WAS IN MISSISSIPPI."

""WOW, THAT HAPPENED TO ME, I WAS IN MISSISSIPPI.""

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I WAS IN MISSISSIPPI, DOIN' A SHOW,

"I WAS IN MISSISSIPPI, DOIN' A SHOW,"

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AND I GO TO A RESTAURANT TO ORDER SOME FOOD,

"AND I GO TO A RESTAURANT TO ORDER SOME FOOD,"

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AND, I SAY TO THE GUY, "I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE... "

"AND, I SAY TO THE GUY, "I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE... ""

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AND BEFORE I EVEN FINISH MY SENTENCE, HE SAYS,

"AND BEFORE I EVEN FINISH MY SENTENCE, HE SAYS,"

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"THE CHICKEN !"

""THE CHICKEN !""

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