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Clips from Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly

SEE, I TALK LIKE THAT.

"SEE, I TALK LIKE THAT."

Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly

NOT ALL THE TIME, BUT,

"NOT ALL THE TIME, BUT,"

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IF SOMEBODY PUT THE PRESSURE ON ME,

"IF SOMEBODY PUT THE PRESSURE ON ME,"

Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly

FUCK IT, I GOTTA CUT LOOSE.

"FUCK IT, I GOTTA CUT LOOSE."

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WHEN THE POLICE PULL ME OVER, I'LL TALK CRAZY.

"WHEN THE POLICE PULL ME OVER, I'LL TALK CRAZY."

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"SON, SON,

""SON, SON,"

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DO YOU KNOW WHY WE PULLED YOU OVER ?"

"DO YOU KNOW WHY WE PULLED YOU OVER ?""

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( Cagney voice ) "YEAH, 'CAUSE I'M BLACK, SEE, YEEAAAHHH !"

"( Cagney voice ) "YEAH, 'CAUSE I'M BLACK, SEE, YEEAAAHHH !""

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( applause )

"( applause )"

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I'LL DO IT,

"I'LL DO IT,"

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IT'S NOT ILLEGAL TO TALK LIKE THAT.

"IT'S NOT ILLEGAL TO TALK LIKE THAT."

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HOW DO THEY KNOW I DON'T TALK LIKE THAT EVERY DAY ?

"HOW DO THEY KNOW I DON'T TALK LIKE THAT EVERY DAY ?"

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"STOP TALKING LIKE THAT !"

""STOP TALKING LIKE THAT !""

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"STOP TALKING LIKE WHAT, 'COPPER ?!

""STOP TALKING LIKE WHAT, 'COPPER ?!"

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"HA, THAT'S HOW I TALK, SEE ?!"

""HA, THAT'S HOW I TALK, SEE ?!""

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YOU GOTTA MAKE LIFE INTERESTING LIKE THAT,

"YOU GOTTA MAKE LIFE INTERESTING LIKE THAT,"

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'CAUSE THIS SHIT IS FLIMSY.

"'CAUSE THIS SHIT IS FLIMSY."

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LIFE IS FLIMSY.

"LIFE IS FLIMSY."

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YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA LIVE FOREVER,

"YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA LIVE FOREVER,"

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BUT YOU'RE NOT GONNA LIVE FOREVER.

"BUT YOU'RE NOT GONNA LIVE FOREVER."

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IT'S DANGEROUS OUT HERE, WE KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON.

"IT'S DANGEROUS OUT HERE, WE KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON."

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I TRAVEL, NOW, YOU KNOW.

"I TRAVEL, NOW, YOU KNOW."

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I USED TO THINK D.C. HAD THE ROUGHEST GHETTOS

"I USED TO THINK D.C. HAD THE ROUGHEST GHETTOS"

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IN THE COUNTRY.

"IN THE COUNTRY."

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NO, NIGGER, UH-UH.

"NO, NIGGER, UH-UH."

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I HAVE SEEN SOME SHIT NOW.

"I HAVE SEEN SOME SHIT NOW."

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OH, THERE'S SOME ROUGH, ROUGH AREAS

"OH, THERE'S SOME ROUGH, ROUGH AREAS"

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OUTSIDE OF D.C.

"OUTSIDE OF D.C."

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EVERYBODY SHOULD GO TO THE GHETTO.

"EVERYBODY SHOULD GO TO THE GHETTO."

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I WAS TAKEN TO THE GHETTO ONE TIME,

"I WAS TAKEN TO THE GHETTO ONE TIME,"

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AND THAT'S THE WORST.

"AND THAT'S THE WORST."

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WHEN YOU GET TAKEN AND YOU'RE NOT EXPECTING TO GO.

"WHEN YOU GET TAKEN AND YOU'RE NOT EXPECTING TO GO."

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USUALLY, YOU WANNA KNOW WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO THE GHETTO,

"USUALLY, YOU WANNA KNOW WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO THE GHETTO,"

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LIKE, I'M GONNA SEE SOME WILD SHIT,

"LIKE, I'M GONNA SEE SOME WILD SHIT,"

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I GOTTA PREPARE MYSELF.

"I GOTTA PREPARE MYSELF."

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I'M GONNA SEE SOMETHING CRAZY.

"I'M GONNA SEE SOMETHING CRAZY."

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WHEN YOU'RE TAKEN, IT'S DIFFERENT.

"WHEN YOU'RE TAKEN, IT'S DIFFERENT."

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I HAD A LIMOUSINE DRIVER, IT WAS AFTER A SHOW,

"I HAD A LIMOUSINE DRIVER, IT WAS AFTER A SHOW,"

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IT WAS LATE AT NIGHT,

"IT WAS LATE AT NIGHT,"

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IT WAS LIKE THREE IN THE MORNING,

"IT WAS LIKE THREE IN THE MORNING,"

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I HAD A LIMOUSINE DRIVER,

"I HAD A LIMOUSINE DRIVER,"

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HE WAS A NICE GUY, TALKING TO ME AND SHIT.

"HE WAS A NICE GUY, TALKING TO ME AND SHIT."

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"OH, HEY, WHERE YOU FROM, DOG ?

""OH, HEY, WHERE YOU FROM, DOG ?"

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"D.C., WORD ?

""D.C., WORD ?"

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THAT'S A ROUGH CITY, MAN."

"THAT'S A ROUGH CITY, MAN.""

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AND THE CELL PHONE STARTED RINGING,

"AND THE CELL PHONE STARTED RINGING,"

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"HOLD ON, ONE SECOND.

""HOLD ON, ONE SECOND."

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"HELLO ?

""HELLO ?"

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"OH, WHAT'S UP, NIGGER, WHAT ?

""OH, WHAT'S UP, NIGGER, WHAT ?"

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"SLOW DOWN, WHAT THE FUCK ?

""SLOW DOWN, WHAT THE FUCK ?"

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"NO, NO... !

""NO, NO... !"

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NO, FUCK THAT, NIGGER, FUCK IT, I'M ON MY WAY !"

"NO, FUCK THAT, NIGGER, FUCK IT, I'M ON MY WAY !""

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( wild applause )

"( wild applause )"

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"HEY...

""HEY..."

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"I GOTTA MAKE A STOP REAL QUICK."

""I GOTTA MAKE A STOP REAL QUICK.""

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AT 3:00 IN THE MORNING,

"AT 3:00 IN THE MORNING,"

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I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS TAKING ME TO THE GHETTO AT FIRST.

"I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS TAKING ME TO THE GHETTO AT FIRST."

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I STARTED LOOKING OUT THE WINDOW,

"I STARTED LOOKING OUT THE WINDOW,"

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I WAS LIKE, "WHAT THE FUCK ?"

"I WAS LIKE, "WHAT THE FUCK ?""

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"GUN STORE, GUN STORE, LIQUOR STORE, GUN STORE...

""GUN STORE, GUN STORE, LIQUOR STORE, GUN STORE..."

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"WHERE THE FUCK YOU TAKING ME ?!

""WHERE THE FUCK YOU TAKING ME ?!"

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THIS DON'T LOOK GOOD."

"THIS DON'T LOOK GOOD.""

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HE DIDN'T SAY SHIT.

"HE DIDN'T SAY SHIT."

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HE JUST PULLED UP IN FRONT OF AN OLD, RICKETY BUILDING

"HE JUST PULLED UP IN FRONT OF AN OLD, RICKETY BUILDING"

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THAT LOOKED LIKE A PROJECT.

"THAT LOOKED LIKE A PROJECT."

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NOW, I'D NEVER BEEN THERE BEFORE,

"NOW, I'D NEVER BEEN THERE BEFORE,"

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I'M NOT SURE IF IT WAS A PROJECT, BUT,

"I'M NOT SURE IF IT WAS A PROJECT, BUT,"

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IT CERTAINLY HAD ALL THE FAMILIAR SYMPTOMS

"IT CERTAINLY HAD ALL THE FAMILIAR SYMPTOMS"

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OF A PROJECT.

"OF A PROJECT."

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A FUCKIN' CRACK-HEAD RAN THIS WAY...

"A FUCKIN' CRACK-HEAD RAN THIS WAY..."

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( laughter )

"( laughter )"

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AND THEN ANOTHER ONE JUMPED OUT OF A TREE AND SHIT.

"AND THEN ANOTHER ONE JUMPED OUT OF A TREE AND SHIT."

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THE DRIVER SAID, "I'LL BE RIGHT BACK."

"THE DRIVER SAID, "I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.""

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AND LEFT ME,

"AND LEFT ME,"

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TOOK THE KEYS WITH HIM AND JUST LEFT ME.

"TOOK THE KEYS WITH HIM AND JUST LEFT ME."

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AT 3:00 IN THE MORNING,

"AT 3:00 IN THE MORNING,"

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IN FRONT OF A PROJECT IN A FUCKIN' LIMOUSINE !

"IN FRONT OF A PROJECT IN A FUCKIN' LIMOUSINE !"

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THIS WAS NOT GOOD.

"THIS WAS NOT GOOD."

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I WAS LIKE, "MAN, I GOTTA LOOK AROUND

"I WAS LIKE, "MAN, I GOTTA LOOK AROUND"

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"AND SEE IF I CAN SEE SOME LANDMARKS

""AND SEE IF I CAN SEE SOME LANDMARKS"

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"AND FIGURE OUT WHERE I'M AT.

""AND FIGURE OUT WHERE I'M AT."

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I'M GONNA HAVE TO ESCAPE ON FOOT."

"I'M GONNA HAVE TO ESCAPE ON FOOT.""

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NOW, THIS IS WHEN I KNEW I WAS IN A BAD NEIGHBORHOOD.

"NOW, THIS IS WHEN I KNEW I WAS IN A BAD NEIGHBORHOOD."

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YOU ONLY SEE THIS IN THE WORST NEIGHBORHOODS.

"YOU ONLY SEE THIS IN THE WORST NEIGHBORHOODS."

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REMEMBER, IT'S 3:00 IN THE MORNING.

"REMEMBER, IT'S 3:00 IN THE MORNING."

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I LOOK OUT THE WINDOW,

"I LOOK OUT THE WINDOW,"

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THERE WAS A FUCKIN' BABY STANDIN' ON THE CORNER !

"THERE WAS A FUCKIN' BABY STANDIN' ON THE CORNER !"

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THERE WAS !

"THERE WAS !"

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AND THE BABY DIDN'T EVEN LOOK SCARED,

"AND THE BABY DIDN'T EVEN LOOK SCARED,"

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HE WAS JUST STANDING THERE.

"HE WAS JUST STANDING THERE."

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I MEAN, IT MADE ME SAD, IT MADE ME SAD, IT REALLY DID.

"I MEAN, IT MADE ME SAD, IT MADE ME SAD, IT REALLY DID."

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YOU KNOW, BECAUSE I WANTED TO HELP THE BABY.

"YOU KNOW, BECAUSE I WANTED TO HELP THE BABY."

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"HMM, I DON'T TRUST YOU EITHER, SORRY !"

""HMM, I DON'T TRUST YOU EITHER, SORRY !""

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THE OLD BABY-ON-THE-CORNER TRICK, EH ?

"THE OLD BABY-ON-THE-CORNER TRICK, EH ?"

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I'M NOT GONNA FALL FOR THAT SHIT.

"I'M NOT GONNA FALL FOR THAT SHIT."

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WHERE'S THIS LIMOUSINE DRIVER ?

"WHERE'S THIS LIMOUSINE DRIVER ?"

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YOU KNOW, I START FEELING BAD.

"YOU KNOW, I START FEELING BAD."

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AS TIME GOES BY, I START FEELING WORSE.

"AS TIME GOES BY, I START FEELING WORSE."

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MAN, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME ?

"MAN, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME ?"

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I'M SCARED OF A BABY.

"I'M SCARED OF A BABY."

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AND THIS BABY COULD BE IN TROUBLE,

"AND THIS BABY COULD BE IN TROUBLE,"

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HE MIGHT NEED MY HELP.

"HE MIGHT NEED MY HELP."

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I GOTTA DO SOMETHING.

"I GOTTA DO SOMETHING."

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BUT, I WASN'T GONNA GET OUT OF THE CAR.

"BUT, I WASN'T GONNA GET OUT OF THE CAR."

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I'M SERIOUS, MAN,

"I'M SERIOUS, MAN,"

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I JUST CRACKED THE WINDOW A LITTLE BIT.

"I JUST CRACKED THE WINDOW A LITTLE BIT."

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IT WAS AN OLD LIMOUSINE, I CAN ROLL IT DOWN.

"IT WAS AN OLD LIMOUSINE, I CAN ROLL IT DOWN."

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"HEY, BABY !

""HEY, BABY !"

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"BABY, GO HOME, MAN.

""BABY, GO HOME, MAN."

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"IT'S 3:00 IN THE MORNING.

""IT'S 3:00 IN THE MORNING."

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WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING UP ?!"

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING UP ?!""

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THE BABY SAID, "I'M SELLING WEED, NIGGER !"

"THE BABY SAID, "I'M SELLING WEED, NIGGER !""

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I SAID, "OH, SHIT !"

"I SAID, "OH, SHIT !""

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( loud applause and laughter )

"( loud applause and laughter )"

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I WASN'T EXPECTING THAT !

"I WASN'T EXPECTING THAT !"

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I'M SERIOUS, I HAD TO BUY TWO BAGS FROM HIM

"I'M SERIOUS, I HAD TO BUY TWO BAGS FROM HIM"

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TO CALM MY NERVES.

"TO CALM MY NERVES."

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I GOT BACK IN THE CAR AND ROLLED ME A JOINT, MAN.

"I GOT BACK IN THE CAR AND ROLLED ME A JOINT, MAN."

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THAT SHIT WAS SCARY, MAN,

"THAT SHIT WAS SCARY, MAN,"

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AND EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE,

"AND EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE,"

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