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Clips from Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly

"I'M NOT SAYING THAT."
Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly
"I'M SAYING I'M JUST SCARED OF 'EM."
Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly
"THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT."
Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly
"SOMETIMES, WE WANNA CALL 'EM TOO."
Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly
"SOMEBODY BROKE INTO MY HOUSE ONCE,"
Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly
"THAT'S A GOOD TIME TO CALL 'EM, BUT, NO,"
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"UH-UH, UH-UH."
Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly
"THE HOUSE WAS TOO NICE."
Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly
"IT AIN'T A REAL NICE HOUSE,"
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"BUT, THEY'D NEVER BELIEVE I LIVED IN IT."
Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly
"THEY'D BE LIKE, "HE'S STILL HERE !"
Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly
""OH, MY GOD !"
Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly
""OPEN AND SHUT CASE, JOHNSON !"
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""I SAW THIS ONCE BEFORE WHEN I WAS A ROOKIE."
Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly
""APPARENTLY, THIS NIGGER BROKE IN"
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""AND HUNG UP PICTURES OF HIS FAMILY EVERYWHERE."
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""WELL, LET'S SPRINKLE SOME CRACK ON HIM"
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"AND GET OUTTA HERE !""
Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly
"AH, YOU KNOW, THAT'S THE WHOLE BRUTALITY THING."
Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly
"SEE, THAT'S COMMON KNOWLEDGE NOW."
Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly
"THERE WAS A TIME WHEN ONLY MINORITIES"
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"REALLY KNEW ABOUT THAT."
Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly
"I'M NOT GONNA SAY WHITE PEOPLE DIDN'T BELIEVE US,"
Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly
"BUT, YOU WERE A LITTLE SKEPTICAL."
Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly
"AND, I MEAN, I DON'T BLAME YOU,"
Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly
"AND THEN NEWSWEEK PRINTED IT AND YOU KNEW IT WAS TRUE."
Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly
"IN NEWSWEEK, WHITE PEOPLE WERE LIKE, "OH, MY GOD."
Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly
""HONEY, DID YOU SEE THIS ?"
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""APPARENTLY THE POLICE HAVE BEEN BEATING UP NEGROES"
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""LIKE HOTCAKES !"
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"IT'S IN THE MAY ISSUE.""
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"I MEAN, REALLY, HOW COULD YOU KNOW, THOUGH ?"
Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly
"HOW COULD ANYONE ELSE KNOW ?"
Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly
"I MEAN, MAYBE YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN SOMETHING"
Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly
"A LITTLE SUSPICIOUS."
Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly
"DIDN'T YOU THINK IT WAS LIKE A LITTLE SUSPICIOUS,"
Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly
"JUST A LITTLE SUSPICIOUS ?"
Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly
"EVERY DEAD BLACK PERSON THE POLICE FIND"
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"HAS CRACK SPRINKLED ALL OVER THEM ?"
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"C'MON, MAN."
Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly
"WHO GETS SHOT AND SPRINKLES CRACK ON THEMSELVES ?"
Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly
"NOBODY WOULD DO THAT."
Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly
"BAM !"
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""OH, OH... ""
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"( laughter and applause )"
Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly
""I DON'T WANNA LEAVE NO MYSTERIES.""
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"I'M A PARANOID GUY, YOU KNOW, SO,"
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"I'D BE SCARED TO CALL 911 FOR ANYTHING."
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"EVEN IF IT'S LIKE A FIRE OR ANYTHING."
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"'CAUSE THEY TAPE THOSE PHONE CALLS."
Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly
"I SEE THE SHOWS, THEY TAPE 'EM,"
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"AND THEN THEY PLAY 'EM ON TELEVISION."
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"THAT'S FUCKED UP."
Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly
"NOW, I'LL SAY ANYTHING IF I'M SCARED,"
Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly
"THAT SHIT IS PRIVATE, YOU KNOW ?"
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"WHAT IF I GET KILLED ?"
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"THEY START PLAYING THAT 911 TAPE ON THE NEWS,"
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"I'M DEAD, I CAN'T EXPLAIN MYSELF TO MY BUDDIES AND SHIT."
Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly
"THEY'D BE WATCHING THE NEWS,"
Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly
""WE HAVE REG CHAPMAN ON THE SCENE, REG ?"
Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly
"WHAT'S GOING ON OUT THERE ?""
Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly
"IT'S ALWAYS TAKES THE GUY ON THE SCENE A MINUTE."
Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly
""HI, BOB !"
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""HI, YES, WE JUST GOT HOLD OF A COPY"
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""OF DAVE CHAPPELLE'S FRANTIC,"
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"911 EMERGENCY CALL."
Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly
""REMEMBER VIEWERS, SOME OF THIS LANGUAGE IS DISTURBING.""
Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly
""HELLO, EMERGENCY.""
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""HELP !"
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"HELP, MOTHERFUCKER, THEY'RE COMING TO GET ME !""
Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly
""JUST CALM DOWN, SIR, WHERE ARE YOU ?""
Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly
""OH, OH, I SHIT ON MYSELF !"
Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly
"I CAN'T STOP CRYING.""
Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly
"THEY'LL PLAY THAT SHIT 30, 40 TIMES A DAY."
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"ALL MY BUDDIES WILL BE AT MY FUNERAL,"
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"LOOKING AT ME."
Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly
""YOU KNOW DAVE SHIT ON HIMSELF RIGHT AFTER THE BULLET ?"
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""I SAW IT ON THE NEWS."
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"DIED CRYING LIKE A BITCH.""
Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly
"I'LL BE DEAD, I CAN'T DEFEND MYSELF."
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"THAT'S NOT A NICE THING TO DO,"
Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly
"THAT'S NOT A NICE THING TO DO."
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"I MEAN, IT'S A 911 TAPE."
Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly
"HOW DO THEY EXPECT YOU TO SOUND ?"
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"OF COURSE, YOU'RE GONNA BE SCARED."
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"IT'S AN EMERGENCY."
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"NOBODY CALLS 911 COOL AND RELAXED."
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"NOW, THAT SHIT WOULD SOUND RIDICULOUS."
Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly
""HELLO, EMERGENCY.""
Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly
""HI !"
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"HEY, 911, HOW ARE YA ?"
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""YEAH, AH, LOOK,"
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""THERE'S A GROUP OF HOODED WHITE MEN"
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""GATHERING OUTSIDE OF MY HOUSE."
Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly
"AND IT LOOKS LIKE THEY MEAN BUSINESS.""
Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly
""GET OUT HERE, NIGGER !""
Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly
""I GOTTA GO.""
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"( applause )"
Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly
""YOU GUYS TRY AND HURRY.""
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"IT'S TOO MUCH PRESSURE."
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"THAT'S MY PROBLEM, I CAN'T HANDLE PRESSURE."
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"SOMETIMES PRESSURE MAKES ME TALK DIFFERENT."
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"I'M SERIOUS."
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"YOU EVER HAVE THAT SOCIAL PRESSURE,"
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"YOU EVER TALK TO SOMEBODY WHO'S FAKE,"
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"AND THEY MAKE YOU FAKE ?"
Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly
"THEY COMING TO YOU LIKE, "HEY, HOW YOU DOING ?""
Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly
"AND YOU'RE LIKE, "FINE, HOW ARE YOU ?""
Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly
"AND YOU'RE LIKE..."
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"I DON'T EVEN TALK LIKE THAT."
Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly
"I GET SICK OF THAT SHIT."
Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly
"I DO, IT MAKES ME SICK."
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"SOMETIMES, I'LL TALK CRAZY"
Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly
"JUST TO MAKE MYSELF FEEL BETTER,"
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"Y'ALL DO THAT ?"
Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly
"YOU START TALKING LIKE CRAZY."
Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly
"YOU EVER HEAR THIS VOICE ?"
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"( Cagney voice ) "YEAH..."
Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly
"THAT'S HOW BAD GUYS USED TO TALK IN THE 40s."
Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly
"IN THE OLD DAYS."
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