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Clips from Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly

NOW I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S A COINCIDENCE

"NOW I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S A COINCIDENCE"

Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly

THAT WE WERE LOST AND HIGH, AND SHIT,

"THAT WE WERE LOST AND HIGH, AND SHIT,"

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BUT, MY WHITE BUDDY, HE WAS SMOKING A JOINT.

"BUT, MY WHITE BUDDY, HE WAS SMOKING A JOINT."

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"DAVE, DAVE !

""DAVE, DAVE !"

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IT'S THE GODAMN COPS."

"IT'S THE GODAMN COPS.""

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( laughter )

"( laughter )"

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"I'M GONNA ASK 'EM FOR DIRECTIONS."

""I'M GONNA ASK 'EM FOR DIRECTIONS.""

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I SAID, "CHIP, NO ! CHIP, DON'T DO IT !

"I SAID, "CHIP, NO ! CHIP, DON'T DO IT !"

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IT WAS TOO LATE.

"IT WAS TOO LATE."

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HE WAS WALKING OVER THERE, THIS MAN WAS HIGH AS SHIT.

"HE WAS WALKING OVER THERE, THIS MAN WAS HIGH AS SHIT."

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"EXCUSE ME.

""EXCUSE ME."

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EXCUSE ME, SIR."

"EXCUSE ME, SIR.""

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TOUCHING HIM AND SHIT, "EXCUSE ME.

"TOUCHING HIM AND SHIT, "EXCUSE ME."

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I NEED SOME INFORMATION."

"I NEED SOME INFORMATION.""

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HE STARTS CONFESSING THINGS HE SHOULDN'T CONFESS.

"HE STARTS CONFESSING THINGS HE SHOULDN'T CONFESS."

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"I'M A LITTLE HIGH...

""I'M A LITTLE HIGH..."

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ALL I WANNA KNOW, WHICH WAY IS THIRD STREET ?"

"ALL I WANNA KNOW, WHICH WAY IS THIRD STREET ?""

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THE COP WAS LIKE, "HEY, TAKE IT EASY.

"THE COP WAS LIKE, "HEY, TAKE IT EASY."

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"YOU'RE ON THIRD STREET.

""YOU'RE ON THIRD STREET."

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"YOU BETTER BE CAREFUL, GO AHEAD, MOVE IT.

""YOU BETTER BE CAREFUL, GO AHEAD, MOVE IT."

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MOVE IT."

"MOVE IT.""

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THAT'S ALL THAT HAPPENED.

"THAT'S ALL THAT HAPPENED."

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THAT'S THE END OF THE STORY.

"THAT'S THE END OF THE STORY."

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NOW, I KNOW THAT'S NOT AMAZING TO SOME OF YOU,

"NOW, I KNOW THAT'S NOT AMAZING TO SOME OF YOU,"

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BUT, YOU ASK ONE OF THESE BLACK FELLAS,

"BUT, YOU ASK ONE OF THESE BLACK FELLAS,"

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THAT SHIT IS FUCKING INCREDIBLE, ISN'T IT ?

"THAT SHIT IS FUCKING INCREDIBLE, ISN'T IT ?"

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A BLACK MAN WOULD NEVER DREAM

"A BLACK MAN WOULD NEVER DREAM"

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OF TALKING TO THE POLICE HIGH.

"OF TALKING TO THE POLICE HIGH."

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THAT'S A WASTE OF WEED.

"THAT'S A WASTE OF WEED."

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( laughter and applause )

"( laughter and applause )"

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I'M SERIOUS.

"I'M SERIOUS."

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I'D BE SCARED OF TALKING TO THE POLICE

"I'D BE SCARED OF TALKING TO THE POLICE"

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WHEN I'M SLEEPY !

"WHEN I'M SLEEPY !"

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FUCK AROUND, GET THE WRONG IDEAS.

"FUCK AROUND, GET THE WRONG IDEAS."

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"OH !"

""OH !""

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"OH, MY GOD !

""OH, MY GOD !"

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"THAT NIGGER WAS ON PCP, JOHNSON !

""THAT NIGGER WAS ON PCP, JOHNSON !"

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"I HAD TO USE NECESSARY FORCE.

""I HAD TO USE NECESSARY FORCE."

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"YOU SAW HIM !

""YOU SAW HIM !"

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"NO, NO, NO, NO PAPERWORK.

""NO, NO, NO, NO PAPERWORK."

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"JUST SPRINKLE SOME CRACK ON HIM,

""JUST SPRINKLE SOME CRACK ON HIM,"

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LET'S GET OUT OF HERE."

"LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.""

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THAT'S HOW IT IS, BUT, AT THE TIME,

"THAT'S HOW IT IS, BUT, AT THE TIME,"

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I DIDN'T THINK THERE WAS ANYTHING RACIAL ABOUT IT.

"I DIDN'T THINK THERE WAS ANYTHING RACIAL ABOUT IT."

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I WAS LIKE, "MAN, CHIP, YOU GOT FUCKIN' LUCKY,

"I WAS LIKE, "MAN, CHIP, YOU GOT FUCKIN' LUCKY,"

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YOU BETTER BE CAREFUL."

"YOU BETTER BE CAREFUL.""

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BUT, THEN ANOTHER TIME, ME AND CHIP WERE DRIVING.

"BUT, THEN ANOTHER TIME, ME AND CHIP WERE DRIVING."

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NOW, I'M NOT DRIVING, CHIP IS DRIVING,

"NOW, I'M NOT DRIVING, CHIP IS DRIVING,"

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AND HE'S DRIVING A LITTLE CRAZY.

"AND HE'S DRIVING A LITTLE CRAZY."

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HE'S BEEN DRINKING.

"HE'S BEEN DRINKING."

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NOW, I DON'T LIKE TO LET MY FRIENDS DRIVE DRUNK,

"NOW, I DON'T LIKE TO LET MY FRIENDS DRIVE DRUNK,"

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BUT, YOU KNOW, I WAS SMOKING A JOINT,

"BUT, YOU KNOW, I WAS SMOKING A JOINT,"

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I COULDN'T REALLY SAY SHIT TO THE GUY !

"I COULDN'T REALLY SAY SHIT TO THE GUY !"

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BUT, WE GET TO A RED LIGHT,

"BUT, WE GET TO A RED LIGHT,"

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WE STOP AT A RED LIGHT,

"WE STOP AT A RED LIGHT,"

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AND A CAR PULLS UP NEXT TO US,

"AND A CAR PULLS UP NEXT TO US,"

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AND, I'LL NEVER FORGET IT.

"AND, I'LL NEVER FORGET IT."

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CHIP, HE LOOKS AT ME AND HE'S ALL DRUNK,

"CHIP, HE LOOKS AT ME AND HE'S ALL DRUNK,"

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AND HE'S LIKE, "DAVE,

"AND HE'S LIKE, "DAVE,"

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I'M GONNA RACE 'EM."

"I'M GONNA RACE 'EM.""

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I KNEW IT WAS A BAD IDEA.

"I KNEW IT WAS A BAD IDEA."

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BUT, I WAS HIGH.

"BUT, I WAS HIGH."

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I TRIED TO EXPLAIN TO HIM IT WAS A BAD IDEA,

"I TRIED TO EXPLAIN TO HIM IT WAS A BAD IDEA,"

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BUT, ALL THAT CAME OUT WAS,

"BUT, ALL THAT CAME OUT WAS,"

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"WELL, NIGGER, SOMETIMES YOU GOTTA RACE, I DON'T KNOW."

""WELL, NIGGER, SOMETIMES YOU GOTTA RACE, I DON'T KNOW.""

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( wild applause )

"( wild applause )"

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MAN, THAT LIGHT TURNED GREEN AND CHIP TOOK OFF !

"MAN, THAT LIGHT TURNED GREEN AND CHIP TOOK OFF !"

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ZIG ZAGGIN' AND SHIT, SO, NO ONE COULD PASS,

"ZIG ZAGGIN' AND SHIT, SO, NO ONE COULD PASS,"

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THE OTHER CAR DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WE WAS RACIN' !

"THE OTHER CAR DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WE WAS RACIN' !"

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THEN THE POLICE SEEN US AND PULLED US OVER.

"THEN THE POLICE SEEN US AND PULLED US OVER."

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NOW, YOU UNDERSTAND, I'M SCARED AS SHIT.

"NOW, YOU UNDERSTAND, I'M SCARED AS SHIT."

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I MEAN, COME ON, THE CAR SMELLS LIKE WEED,

"I MEAN, COME ON, THE CAR SMELLS LIKE WEED,"

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WE'VE BEEN SPEEDING, THIS MAN IS FUCKING DRUNK !

"WE'VE BEEN SPEEDING, THIS MAN IS FUCKING DRUNK !"

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I'M SCARED.

"I'M SCARED."

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CHIP WAS NOT SCARED AT ALL.

"CHIP WAS NOT SCARED AT ALL."

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IT WAS WEIRD, HE DIDN'T EVEN TURN HIS RADIO DOWN,

"IT WAS WEIRD, HE DIDN'T EVEN TURN HIS RADIO DOWN,"

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ISN'T THAT WEIRD ?

"ISN'T THAT WEIRD ?"

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I MEAN, IF YOU GET PULLED OVER,

"I MEAN, IF YOU GET PULLED OVER,"

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WOULDN'T YOU TURN YOUR RADIO DOWN ?

"WOULDN'T YOU TURN YOUR RADIO DOWN ?"

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NOBODY WANNA GET THEIR ASS BEAT

"NOBODY WANNA GET THEIR ASS BEAT"

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TO A SOUNDTRACK AND SHIT.

"TO A SOUNDTRACK AND SHIT."

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( laughter )

"( laughter )"

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KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING ?

"KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING ?"

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CHIP HAD THE MUSIC BLASTING...

"CHIP HAD THE MUSIC BLASTING..."

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♪ WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT ♪

"♪ WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT ♪"

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HE LOOKED AT ME AND SAID, "DAVE, JUST RELAX.

"HE LOOKED AT ME AND SAID, "DAVE, JUST RELAX."

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"CLOSE YOUR BUTT CHEEKS, RELAX !

""CLOSE YOUR BUTT CHEEKS, RELAX !"

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LET ME DO THE TALKING."

"LET ME DO THE TALKING.""

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WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SAID ?

"WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SAID ?"

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THIS IS ALMOST EXACTLY WHAT HE SAID.

"THIS IS ALMOST EXACTLY WHAT HE SAID."

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I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT, HE SAYS, "OH, OH...

"I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT, HE SAYS, "OH, OH..."

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"SORRY, OFFICER, I...

""SORRY, OFFICER, I..."

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I DIDN'T KNOW I COULDN'T DO THAT."

"I DIDN'T KNOW I COULDN'T DO THAT.""

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I WAS FUCKING SHOCKED !

"I WAS FUCKING SHOCKED !"

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THE COP SAID, "WELL, NOW YOU KNOW.

"THE COP SAID, "WELL, NOW YOU KNOW."

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GET OUTTA HERE, JUST GET THE FUCK YOU OUTTA HERE."

"GET OUTTA HERE, JUST GET THE FUCK YOU OUTTA HERE.""

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CHIP SAID, "OKAY, I WILL, SIR, THANK YOU.

"CHIP SAID, "OKAY, I WILL, SIR, THANK YOU."

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"WHAT ?

""WHAT ?"

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WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU, DAVE ?"

"WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU, DAVE ?""

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"I DIDN'T KNOW I COULDN'T DO THAT."

""I DIDN'T KNOW I COULDN'T DO THAT.""

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HE SAID, "THAT WAS GOOD, WASN'T IT ?!

"HE SAID, "THAT WAS GOOD, WASN'T IT ?!"

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BECAUSE I DID KNOW I COULDN'T DO THAT !"

"BECAUSE I DID KNOW I COULDN'T DO THAT !""

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( laughing )

"( laughing )"

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( audience howling )

"( audience howling )"

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I WAS SHOCKED.

"I WAS SHOCKED."

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I WASN'T SHOCKED AT THE AUDACITY,

"I WASN'T SHOCKED AT THE AUDACITY,"

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I WAS JUST SHOCKED BECAUSE I WOULD'VE

"I WAS JUST SHOCKED BECAUSE I WOULD'VE"

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NEVER THOUGHT TO SAY THAT.

"NEVER THOUGHT TO SAY THAT."

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I DON'T THINK ANY BLACK DUDE WOULD THINK TO SAY THAT.

"I DON'T THINK ANY BLACK DUDE WOULD THINK TO SAY THAT."

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BECAUSE THEY KNOW WE KNOW THE LAW.

"BECAUSE THEY KNOW WE KNOW THE LAW."

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EVERY BLACK DUDE IN THIS ROOM

"EVERY BLACK DUDE IN THIS ROOM"

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IS A QUALIFIED PARALEGAL AND SHIT,

"IS A QUALIFIED PARALEGAL AND SHIT,"

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HE KNOWS THE LAW.

"HE KNOWS THE LAW."

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IF ONE OF US EVEN START TO DO SOMETHING WRONG,

"IF ONE OF US EVEN START TO DO SOMETHING WRONG,"

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THE OLD BLACK MAN WOULD POP OUTTA NOWHERE,

"THE OLD BLACK MAN WOULD POP OUTTA NOWHERE,"

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"NIGGER, DON'T DO THAT, THAT'S 5-TO-10 !

""NIGGER, DON'T DO THAT, THAT'S 5-TO-10 !"

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WATCH OUT !"

"WATCH OUT !""

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BUT, WE KNOW THE LAWS AND THE PENALTIES.

"BUT, WE KNOW THE LAWS AND THE PENALTIES."

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NOW, CHIP DIDN'T EVEN KNOW HE COULDN'T RACE.

"NOW, CHIP DIDN'T EVEN KNOW HE COULDN'T RACE."

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I'M NOT SAYING I DON'T LIKE POLICE,

"I'M NOT SAYING I DON'T LIKE POLICE,"

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