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Clips from Tuca & Bertie (2019) - The Deli Guy (S01E01)

"[theme music plays]"
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"♪ Tuca & Bertie, Tuca & Bertie Tuca & Bertie, Tuca & Bertie ♪"
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"♪ Tuca & Bertie, Tuca & Bertie Tuca & Bertie, Tuca & Bertie ♪"
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"♪ Tuca & Bertie, Tuca & Bertie Bertie & Tuca and Tuca & Bertie ♪"
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"♪ Tuca & Bertie ♪"
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"-♪ Tuca ♪ -♪ And Bertie ♪"
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"[both vocalize]"
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"[theme song ends]"
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"[bongo drums play]"
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"-[bicycle bell rings] -[Tuca hums]"
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"♪ Baby Bertie, Bertie baby Bay-Ber bee-tee ♪"
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"-[giggles] -You are going to love this place."
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"The deli guy is so hot."
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"Girl, when he splashes that vinegar... Mm, God damn!"
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"-[screams] -I love when you get a new crush!"
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"-I'm crushin' hard, girl! -[scream continues]"
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"-My lunch! -Uh, here you go."
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"He's so cool, he's like a crunchy leaf of lettuce on a sweet-ass tomato."
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"So exciting! Ah!"
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"Just imagine."
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"Maybe someday he'll throw you on the back of his motorcycle,"
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"which he always drives within five miles of the speed limit,"
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"and whisk you away to the desert"
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"where you'll meet a whole community of sandwich artists."
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"You'll build a life out there, isolated from society,"
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"but not too far from a hospital."
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"One night, when everyone's laughing and talking,"
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"you all unleash your desires and kiss as one!"
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"Finally, the intersection of passion and safety overflows"
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"until your bodies transcend the limits of pleasure!"
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"[pants] Whoo!"
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"Girl, you horny as shit!"
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"-Speckle not puttin' out? -No, Speckle's puttin' in."
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"Every Tuesday and Thursday at 7:45 p.m."
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"Ever since we moved in together and work's gotten really busy,"
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"my life has fallen into kind of a routine."
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"It's like I know exactly what's gonna happen later."
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"Speckle will come home,"
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"toss his jacket on the couch, his keys will fall out, and he'll go, "Oops.""
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"Then he'll give me a peck on the beak,"
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"and we'll make out for exactly two minutes before he grabs my left boob."
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"[Tuca] Excellent choice of boob."
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"[Bertie] He'll brush his teeth while I grab the condoms,"
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"and I'll briefly think, "I should go back on birth control,"
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"but, nah, it makes me crazy!""
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"Then it's missionary, quickie doggie, even quicker missionary."
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"You guys should try "the Woodpecker." It's not what it sounds like. It's worse."
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"-[chuckles] -[laughs] Oh! There he is."
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"[gibbers]"
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"[woman screams]"
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"Huh, he's reckless and has no spatial awareness."
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"He's perfect for you!"
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"You can feel the electricity between us, right? [giggles]"
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"-[R&B music plays] -[electricity crackles]"
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"[grunts] Okey-dokey, all done."
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"Now the electricity is safely inside the electricity tubes."
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"-[dings] -Number 72!"
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"Hey, that's us!"
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"Get on up there and work your Tuca magic."
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"Uh...."
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"Siete y dos."
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"-Uh... -Why are you being so weird?"
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"Just hit him with that confident Tuca swagger."
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"Do what you did with that bartender in Mooseville."
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"Or what you did with that lead singer from Molted Feathers."
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"[rock music plays]"
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"[mic feedback rings]"
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"[crowd cheers]"
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"Or that cab driver on spring break."
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"-[tires screech] -[screams]"
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"Just be that wild, impulsive, very-scary-at-times Tuca."
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"Okay, yeah. That's still me."
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"-[stutters] I'm number 72. -Oh, hey."
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"Double salami with extra salami, hold the bread?"
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"[gasps] He remembers me."
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"[electricity crackles]"
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"-[screams] -[gasps]"
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"Whoa. Her bones came out."
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"-[barks] -Um, wow."
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"Uh, so sorry about this."
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"[grunts] Scram!"
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"-[barks] -[chuckles]"
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"Bone-jour. [chuckles]"
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"-Bones. So many. -[gibbers]"
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"Anyhoo, my friend was hoping to get your number."
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"Oh, I don't deliver."
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"No, she likes you."
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"Whoa! Sure!"
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"Thanks."
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"And here's a pickle for the road. Stay cool and be yourself."
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"Ooh, pickle?"
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"Hmm."
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""Hot Mating Dances You Can Do At Home.""
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"-[ragtime music plays] -Oh, yeah! Come get it, zaddy!"
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"[pants] I wanna taste you!"
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"-I don't know about this one, Internet. -[door opens]"
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"-[screams] -Oh, yeah, big boy."
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"Hey, baby."
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"-Uh, hi! -Oops."
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"[narrator] Here we see the male robin and female song thrush"
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"in their long-term cohabitation"
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"attempting to transition into an established mating ritual."
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"Unique to the male robin of this region is his uncanny ability"
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"to wait precisely two minutes after first contact"
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"before grasping the left breast of his mate."
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"But wait. What's this?"
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"I can't believe this."
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"Why, no one has ever seen the male robin do this in the wild before."
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"Look close: the female song thrush ripe with anticipation."
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"Oh, so close!"
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"In the infinite battle between nature and nurture,"
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"sometimes there are no winners."
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"Oh, boy, I loves me some bird watching!"
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"[woman] Nicola, stop peeping and come eat your sheep pudding and smashy peas!"
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"Mum!"
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"Hey, maybe we could try something different tonight?"
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"Huh?"
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"What if you, I don't know, ordered me around?"
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"Ooh, you mean, like, role play?"
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"[growls]"
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