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Clips from Veep - Nev-AD-a (S05E05)

"I can't believe you remembered my nickname."
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"Good to see you. Nice to see you."
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"Oh, good old Sue. You're still here."
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"- My, oh, my. - KENT: Still here?"
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"He hasn't worked in the White House since the late '80s."
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"- How old is Sue? - Huh?"
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"AMY: Well, that's clearly a vote for Meyer."
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"It says her name right there. It's a write-in."
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"It says Fuck Selina Meyer."
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"If anything, that one should count for us."
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"Move to call this a no vote."
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"No, no, no. See, right there."
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"See that? Yeah, that's a comma."
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"- Where? - After fuck, that is a comma."
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"So it doesn't say Fuck Selina Meyer."
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"It says, you know, Fuck, Selina Meyer!"
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"That's a testament to this voter's earthy"
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"but unambiguous enthusiasm for President Meyer."
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"DAN: Absolutely."
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"(CAMERAS CLICKING)"
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"- Vote for Meyer. - Yes! Yeah."
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"- Madam President. - Yes, Mr. Economy Czar."
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"Welcome to your banking task force."
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"- Great idea of yours. - Yeah, it is, isn't it?"
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"I'm looking forward to hearing what my next great idea is gonna be."
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"Oh, I'm glad that you're able to turn"
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"my actual policy meeting into a meaningless photo op."
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"I'm sure the Dow is rocketing skywards as we speak."
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"Don't you have a volunteers brunch or something to get to?"
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"- I think you do. - Hmm, yeah."
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"And I have to tell you, it is a pleasure to watch those people eat."
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"- Madam President. - Yeah, take it easy."
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"- Wow. I know. - Wow."
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"Boss boots, boss."
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"Oh, thanks. Yeah, check those out. Genuine crocodile skin."
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"Yeah, I'm gonna be pulling down Clint Eastwood"
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"cowboy movie style pussy in these things."
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"Except I'm not the man with no name."
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"I'm the man with mo' game."
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"(KNOCKS)"
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"Afternoon, sir. We're here because your ballot"
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"was disqualified because your signature didn't match..."
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"okay, well, fooled me with that one. (LAUGHS)"
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"- Good job, team. - Yeah, nice job, Richard."
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"That's not how I would've done it if I was in charge."
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"How would you have done it?"
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"I can't teach how I do it."
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"Can Paul McCartney teach Kid Rock how to be a good songwriter?"
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"I mean, that's a bad example. Kid Rock rules, but..."
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"GARY: Hey, ma'am, this is Charlie Baird, CEO of EM Wheelright."
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"- Hello, Madam President. - You're Charlie Baird."
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"- I am. Good to see you. - Yes, good to see you, too."
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"- Thanks for coming today. - My pleasure."
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"I thought this was going to be two hours"
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"of Tom James lecturing us about being paid too much."
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"(LAUGHS) Well, Tom can be, dare I say..."
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"A bit of an asshat?"
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"Actually, I was gonna say a champion for the middle class,"
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"but I kind of like your thing better to tell you the truth."
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"Ma'am, this is Phillip Ryan. He's the..."
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"- Can you hang on just two seconds? - Of course."
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"So let me ask you this. What in the heck is going on with the markets?"
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"- I don't know. - Oh, great."
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"I do know that yesterday morning"
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"this room felt about $25 billion smarter."
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"Yeah, I think that's what all of you donated to my opponent, right?"
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"Full disclosure, I did donate to your campaign as well."
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"Mm-hmm. Two grand?"
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"Where'd you find that? In your sofa seat cushion?"
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"I think it was in my other pants, Madam President."
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"- (LAUGHS) Good. Nice to have you here. - Hey, ma'am."
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"This is Eli Park. He's the CEO of CM Capital."
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"Oh, yes."
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"- Oh, hello, Eli. - Madam President."
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"- Yes, how is Susan? - He's divorced."
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"Not in jail for what she did to you."
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"Honestly, it is an outrage. But I'm happy you're here."
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"And I think we've got to get this meeting going, don't we?"
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"It's got to get... yeah, yeah, yeah."
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"- Thank you. - Thank you, Madam President."
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"Oh, thank you very much. Oh, Jesus Christ."
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"Don't worry about Eli."
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"Brooks Brothers sews prenups into all our suits."
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"- Oh, are you divorced? - Oh, yeah, proudly."
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"Yeah, best thing me and my husband ever did."
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"- Including our daughter. - (LAUGHS)"
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"Listen, I heard you on Bloomberg"
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"talking about my financial acumen,"
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"and I have to say you were wildly out of line."
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"- Well, most of that is just for show. - Uh-huh."
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"But, with all due respect, Madam President,"
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"some of your economic policies"
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"are what my friend Katie Gross likes to call fakakta."
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"Katie Gross? You know Katie Gross?"
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"I went to Smith with Katie Gross."
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"- I dated Katie Gross. - Yeah, so did I."
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"'Cause I was at Smith. No, it's a Smith joke."
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"- That's incredible. - This is Elizabeth Moorehouse."
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"- Oh, hi, how are you? - I'm well, thank you."
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"- Thank you for coming today. - My pleasure, Madam President."
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"I hope you can talk some sense into the fed."
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"Excuse me, sorry to interrupt."
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"Madam President, Katie says to tell you Hubbard forever."
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"- She didn't. - She did."
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"She didn't! That's hilar..."
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"that was our dorm and it was repulsive."
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"- You know Katie Gross? - It sounds familiar."
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"I bet your paths have crossed."
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"The second signature was when Carl had his stroke."
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"Oh, that's fantastic. I mean, fantastic for us"
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"because it means that his vote for President Meyer is legitimate."
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"- Could he testify to that? - I'm sorry, he's passed."
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"Sorry. You should read C.S. Lewis's book on grief."
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"It's not as fun as The Lion, Witch, and the Wardrobe series,"
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"- but it's still pretty good. - Ma'am, hi."
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"Jonah Ryan, Senior Deputy Recount Strategist for the Meyer campaign."
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"Would it be all right if we waited for your husband inside?"
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"- I think I have a small blister. - I'm sorry."
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"Alav hashalom. Hebrew."
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"Maybe you should put on your regular shoes for a little bit?"
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