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Clips from Dexter - Thriller (S01E01)

Movies 2006 Season 1, Episode 1 100 min ★ 6.6/10 (431 ratings) 773 clips
Thriller

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This is unique.
"This is unique."
Dexter
No shit.
"No shit."
Dexter
And no prints, either.
"And no prints, either."
Dexter
I've never seen such clean, Dry, neat-looking dead flesh.
"I've never seen such clean, Dry, neat-looking dead flesh."
Dexter
Wonderful.
"Wonderful."
Dexter
Very clean.
"Very clean."
Dexter
Yeah, But he didn't finish.
"Yeah, But he didn't finish."
Dexter
It looks pretty completo to me, Angel.
"It looks pretty completo to me, Angel."
Dexter
No, no. Look.
"No, no. Look."
Dexter
He cut the leg in four pieces, Almost like using a ruler.
"He cut the leg in four pieces, Almost like using a ruler."
Dexter
But this leg Is in three pieces.
"But this leg Is in three pieces."
Dexter
Now, look, he started to make A fourth cut but stopped.
"Now, look, he started to make A fourth cut but stopped."
Dexter
It's possible That he got interrupted.
"It's possible That he got interrupted."
Dexter
Laguerta's looking For a witness,
"Laguerta's looking For a witness,"
Dexter
Working on the motel porter Back there.
"Working on the motel porter Back there."
Dexter
God help him.
"God help him."
Dexter
No blood.
"No blood."
Dexter
I can't think. I have to get out of here.
"I can't think. I have to get out of here."
Dexter
Where are you going?
"Where are you going?"
Dexter
Hey, no blood... No trabajo.
"Hey, no blood... No trabajo."
Dexter
I wish she'd stop that.
"I wish she'd stop that."
Dexter
It's one of those Mating rituals
"It's one of those Mating rituals"
Dexter
Which i really don't Understand.
"Which i really don't Understand."
Dexter
But that bloodless body -
"But that bloodless body -"
Dexter
This guy may have exceeded My own abilities.
"This guy may have exceeded My own abilities."
Dexter
Morning, dex.
"Morning, dex."
Dexter
Morning.
"Morning."
Dexter
Hey, dex.
"Hey, dex."
Dexter
Hey, sue. Dan.
"Hey, sue. Dan."
Dexter
How are the families?
"How are the families?"
Dexter
Good. You?
"Good. You?"
Dexter
See you At the next bloodbath?
"See you At the next bloodbath?"
Dexter
Never miss a party.
"Never miss a party."
Dexter
Thanks.
"Thanks."
Dexter
Salt of the earth, These people,
"Salt of the earth, These people,"
Dexter
And they work hard.
"And they work hard."
Dexter
But with the solve rate For murders at about 20%,
"But with the solve rate For murders at about 20%,"
Dexter
Miami is a great place for me,
"Miami is a great place for me,"
Dexter
A great place for me To hone my craft.
"A great place for me To hone my craft."
Dexter
Viva miami.
"Viva miami."
Dexter
Dex.
"Dex."
Dexter
Oh, i like your other outfit Better.
"Oh, i like your other outfit Better."
Dexter
You're a sick bastard. Guess what.
"You're a sick bastard. Guess what."
Dexter
Sex suit worked. Captain put me on the case.
"Sex suit worked. Captain put me on the case."
Dexter
Laguerta wasn't happy, But she needs to get laid.
"Laguerta wasn't happy, But she needs to get laid."
Dexter
I guess. So congrats.
"I guess. So congrats."
Dexter
So you got any ideas yet?
"So you got any ideas yet?"
Dexter
Nope.
"Nope."
Dexter
Well, uh, start working On your mental autopsy
"Well, uh, start working On your mental autopsy"
Dexter
'Cause i could use Your theories.
"'Cause i could use Your theories."
Dexter
And thanks For the fucking doughnut.
"And thanks For the fucking doughnut."
Dexter
I got to go.
"I got to go."
Dexter
Doughnut?
"Doughnut?"
Dexter
You keeping Your fingernails clean?
"You keeping Your fingernails clean?"
Dexter
Never leave home Without my rubber gloves.
"Never leave home Without my rubber gloves."
Dexter
Good boy.
"Good boy."
Dexter
So, anything new?
"So, anything new?"
Dexter
One of these days You're gonna tell me.
"One of these days You're gonna tell me."
Dexter
I already told you.
"I already told you."
Dexter
Blood spatter doesn't take up All my time.
"Blood spatter doesn't take up All my time."
Dexter
I like doing it. Maybe i can help out.
"I like doing it. Maybe i can help out."
Dexter
It fills my nights.
"It fills my nights."
Dexter
You have A morbid sense of fun.
"You have A morbid sense of fun."
Dexter
That's probably true.
"That's probably true."
Dexter
You should find A pretty girl.
"You should find A pretty girl."
Dexter
I found you.
"I found you."
Dexter
Charming Like your father.
"Charming Like your father."
Dexter
Just don't get me fired.
"Just don't get me fired."
Dexter
Then who would i Bring doughnuts to?
"Then who would i Bring doughnuts to?"
Dexter
Gracias.
"Gracias."
Dexter
De nada.
"De nada."
Dexter
Just like me -
"Just like me -"
Dexter
Empty inside.
"Empty inside."
Dexter
* cha, cha, cha *
"* cha, cha, cha *"
Dexter
* cha, cha, cha *
"* cha, cha, cha *"
Dexter
Where the hell you been?
"Where the hell you been?"
Dexter
Crime scene.
"Crime scene."
Dexter
What about these,
"What about these,"
Dexter
The hotel cokehead murders, This dealer and the girl?
"The hotel cokehead murders, This dealer and the girl?"
Dexter
Oh.
"Oh."
Dexter
Well, This hallmark-looking couple
"Well, This hallmark-looking couple"
Dexter
Didn't die by the hands Of a professional.
"Didn't die by the hands Of a professional."
Dexter
No, this is child's play.
"No, this is child's play."
Dexter
Messy work -
"Messy work -"
Dexter
All that blood on the walls Looks like a finger painting.
"All that blood on the walls Looks like a finger painting."
Dexter
You give me the fucking creeps, You know that, dexter?
"You give me the fucking creeps, You know that, dexter?"
Dexter
Yeah, i know.
"Yeah, i know."
Dexter
Sorry about that.
"Sorry about that."
Dexter
Fuck you.
"Fuck you."
Dexter
Okay.
"Okay."
Dexter
Is there something i can do?
"Is there something i can do?"
Dexter
You can give me a fucking Analysis on the blood spatter.
"You can give me a fucking Analysis on the blood spatter."
Dexter
You think i'm here to invite you To my nephew's bris?
"You think i'm here to invite you To my nephew's bris?"
Dexter
I didn't know You were jewish.
"I didn't know You were jewish."
Dexter
Shut the fuck up And write your report already.
"Shut the fuck up And write your report already."
Dexter
Don't even know Why i need you.
"Don't even know Why i need you."
Dexter
Grab a crayon, psycho, And scribble this down.
"Grab a crayon, psycho, And scribble this down."
Dexter
Rival dealer came in,
"Rival dealer came in,"
Dexter
Two scumbags slashed to hell, Dealer stole the drugs.
"Two scumbags slashed to hell, Dealer stole the drugs."
Dexter
Wham, bam, done.
"Wham, bam, done."
Dexter
And i don't give a shit What you say
"And i don't give a shit What you say"
Dexter
Because that's what happened And that's who i'm looking for.
"Because that's what happened And that's who i'm looking for."
Dexter
Hey, we are looking for A motherfucking thief dealer.
"Hey, we are looking for A motherfucking thief dealer."
Dexter
You got it?
"You got it?"
Dexter
Okay. Sure.
"Okay. Sure."
Dexter
I guess.
"I guess."
Dexter
But i should get Over there.
"But i should get Over there."
Dexter
Then get over there already, You fucking weirdo.
"Then get over there already, You fucking weirdo."
Dexter
I need it quick.
"I need it quick."
Dexter
I'm on it, sergeant.
"I'm on it, sergeant."
Dexter
The only real question i have
"The only real question i have"
Dexter
Is why, in a building Full of cops,
"Is why, in a building Full of cops,"
Dexter
All supposedly with a keen Insight into the human soul,
"All supposedly with a keen Insight into the human soul,"
Dexter
Is doakes the only one Who gets the creeps from me?
"Is doakes the only one Who gets the creeps from me?"
Dexter
So this killer used A sword?
"So this killer used A sword?"
Dexter
Uh, no.
"Uh, no."
Dexter
Probably a very sharp knife.
"Probably a very sharp knife."
Dexter
Look at the blood spatter. Look at the patterns.
"Look at the blood spatter. Look at the patterns."
Dexter
It tells a story.
"It tells a story."
Dexter
You see this big pond of blood Right there?
"You see this big pond of blood Right there?"
Dexter