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Clips from 10-Year-Old-Tom - The Spelling Bee is Rigged/Dakota's Dad (S01E01)

"- I thought it was okay."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"[car door closes]"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Hey Tom. We all miss you in band."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- You miss me? - Yeah."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- That's literally the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me."
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"- That's the nicest? - It's top three."
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"- That's so sad--you know what? - Well..."
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"- You should come to my birthday party this weekend."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Great, yeah, count me in. Thank you for the invite."
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"- Technically, I'm not allowed to invite you,"
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"but you should come. - What does that mean?"
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"- 'Cause, you know, you're more of a secret friend."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Whoa, that's confusing. - Secret friend? Why secret?"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- My mom said I'm not allowed to interact with "your kind.""
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"It's not a big deal."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Sounds like a big deal. - Here's my solution."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"Tell my mom that you're the caterer's son."
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"- Caterer's son? - Yeah."
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"- I'm confused. I am invited, or I'm not?"
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"- No, you're definitely not invited, but I want you there."
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"- What's the dress code? Just casual?"
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"- I'd say whatever you think a caterer's son would wear."
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"- All right, here goes nothing. Whoa, nice party."
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"- Wait, wait. - Woah, what's happening?"
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"- Tom? Did we invite you?"
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"- Oh, no, I'm not part of the party."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"My dad is the caterer."
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"- Kevork is your father?"
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"- Kevork is my primary father."
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"- I thought I heard a rumor"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"that your dad was in Myrtle Beach."
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"- He was. He's back."
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"And he started a Lebanese catering company."
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"- Are you all Lebanese? - We're not."
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"He just thought it was a fun theme, a fun motif."
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"Anyway, I'm gonna let myself in."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"All right. Hey, what up, Dad?"
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"- Oh, my God."
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"[kids cheering] - Wow."
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"I had no idea that this guy was so much fun!"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Yeah, his name's Tom."
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"We're in band together. We were, I mean."
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"- Hey, you guys wanna see a backflip?"
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"- Yeah, Tom! Do it!"
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"- You wanna see a backflip, Dakota?"
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"- I mean, not as much as she does."
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"- Do it, do it right now. Do it."
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"- Do it, Tom! Show us a backflip!"
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"- All right, here-- - Oh, my God."
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"- [groaning] What's happening?"
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"- Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no."
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"- Who is this guy?"
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"- What's up? - We have a problem, Tom."
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"- Problem? - Some jewelry"
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"has gone missing, and your father"
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"is the one who took it."
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"- My father? Kevork? - He stole."
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"And now we'd like you to confront him."
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"So we don't have to make a scene here."
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"- Oh, no, he doesn't like to be bothered in the kitchen."
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"- Thomas, when adults talk to you,"
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"you need to be respectful. - Bradley, shut up."
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"We're gonna listen from the hall,"
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"and if he gets defensive, we'll come in."
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"- Oh, no. - The safe word"
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"is bouillabaisse. - Bouillabaisse?"
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"How about something easier like cookie or ham?"
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"- No, we spent a lot on this party, for Christ's sake."
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"I wanna have a very classy safe word."
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"Now, don't screw it up. - Oh."
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"- [muttering] - Okay, Pops, we need to talk."
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"- Who are you, and why are you calling me Pops?"
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"- I'm the son. - Whose son?"
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"- It's your son, Tom. - No, no, no, no."
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"I don't have Tom."
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"- That's no way to talk to your main boy."
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"- Main boy? I don't even know you."
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"- He won't even acknowledge him as his own son."
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"- It is not right."
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"- That's what I just said if you had been listening."
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"- Listen, if you stole something, just put it back."
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"- Wait, wait. You accusing me of stealing?"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Listen, as a family member, I'm trying to help."
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"- You know how you can help? You can go over there"
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"to that corner over there and pull your little pants down"
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"and smack your little tush with a spatula."
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"- [yelping] Bouillabaisse!"
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"Ham! Bouillabaisse, ham!"
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"- This job is beneath me! You kids are obnoxious."
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"You know, why don't you cook your own food, all right?"
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"Your BLT or whatever you Americans do, your--"
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"- Pops..."
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"- Organic soybeans and oat milk."
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"- Dad, so you're not returning the watch?"
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"- I have not taken a watch! - Wow."
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"This is not good at all."
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"- Thanks for nothing, folks. Keep your filthy money."
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"- Tom, aren't you leaving with your father?"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Oh that's right. Oh, wait, wait up, Pops!"
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"- Suck a donkey's ding dong, kid."
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"- Donkey's ding dong what?"
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"- What a monster!"
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"- All right, I'll see you at home."
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"- Did your father just leave without you?"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- I think he did. That's upsetting."
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"- Tom, come here. I just feel terrible"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"for misjudging you all of these years."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Thank you."
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"- I thought you were a little strange,"
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"but it's not your fault at all. Because you know what?"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"You have an abusive situation at your home."
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"- It explains a lot."
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"- You just need a male role model in your life"
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"because you don't really have one."
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"- No one supports me. I'm a good guy."
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"- Oh! Tom should go on Dad's fishing trip with him!"
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"- Oh, no, no, no, no."
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"- Oh, my God, that's a great idea, Brad."
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"- No, it's a terrible idea. - It's a great idea."
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"- He wouldn't even like that. What kids like fishing?"
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