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Clips from Severance - Defiant Jazz (S01E01)

"If only someone had told you"
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"that going there was a shitty fucking idea from the jump."
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"- Oh. - [Mr. Milchick] Good day, Refiners!"
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"What's this?"
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"It's an MDE."
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"She got to 75%?"
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"Helly R., please step forward."
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"MDE?"
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"By reaching 75% refinement on Siena, you have earned"
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"for you and your fellow refiners a five-minute Music Dance Experience."
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"Mr. Milchick, she's at 73%."
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"Yes, well, it's been a tough morning on all of us."
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"- Why for you? - And I thought a little frivolity"
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"would be just what the doctor ordered."
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"Helly, please approach the MDE cart."
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"You may choose one genre and one accessory."
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"[Helly] Hmm."
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"The maraca. Excellent choice."
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"Should've gone for the castanets."
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"I choose "Defiant Jazz.""
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"[Mr. Milchick] Though this experience is in Helly's honor,"
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"I urge all the refiners to take advantage of the opportunity presented."
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"[jazz music playing]"
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"[laughs]"
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"- Whoa. - [Helly] Wow."
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"Okay."
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"[chuckles]"
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"[laughs] Cheers."
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"[Helly] I'm nervous!"
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"[sighs]"
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"- [Mr. Milchick] Come on, Mark. - [Mark] Uh-oh."
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"[Mark chuckles]"
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"[laughs]"
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"[Mr. Milchick] Irving, what you got? Let's see it."
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"[Irving laughs]"
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"[Irving laughs]"
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"[music distorts]"
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"[Dylan's child] Daddy. Daddy. Daddy."
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"[shouts]"
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"[record scratches]"
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"- What is his name? Tell me his name! - [Mr. Milchick] Dylan! Get him off me!"
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"- Get him off me! [shrieks] - [groaning]"
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"- He's biting me! - [Mark] Dylan, what the hell!"
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"- Jesus Christ! Dylan! Come on, Dylan! - He's biting me!"
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"- [groaning] - [grunts]"
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"[groans, panting]"
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"He broke the skin."
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"He needs a full tetanus toxoid panel."
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"You've done it now, Dylan. I'm reporting this to Ms. Cobel."
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"Yeah, you wanna go see her together?"
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"The Music Dance Experience is officially canceled."
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"[scanner beeps]"
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"[door closes]"
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"What is wrong with you?"
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"They can wake us up."
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"What?"
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"On the outside. It's called the overtime contingency."
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"[Mark] What are you talking about?"
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"Last night, after I went up the elevator,"
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"I woke up outside, in my house, with Milchick."
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"[Irving] What?"
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"I saw my son."
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"And then he hugged me."
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"He was so happy to see me."
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"Then Milchick pulled him off, and it was over."
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"It happened so fast, I just keep trying to remember more."
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"- Jesus, Dylan. That's crazy. - [Dylan] Yeah, it's not fair."
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"And now I'm just supposed to have that in my head every day here."
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"And I never get to see him again."
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"He's not your son, Dylan. He's your outie's son."
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"That's bullshit. He's my son too."
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"This is good. We could use this."
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"[Irving] What?"
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"If they can wake us up on the outside,"
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"what's to stop us from doing it to ourselves?"
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"What's to stop us?"
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"We can find whatever they use to control it and, you know, commandeer it."
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"We can all see the outside, find out who we are."
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"But, Helly, forgive me, but that's perverse. We're innies."
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"Plus, the controls are surely somewhere we can't access."
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"Like the security office?"
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"[Irving] Is that…"
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"Graner's key card?"
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"- [Helly] Where did you find it? - [whispers] In my pocket"
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"during the Music Dance Experience."
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"I think I-I must've had it with me when I came in today."
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"Why does your outie have the key card of our head of security?"
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"I don't know."
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"I think it's time for a field trip."
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"To the security office where all the security guards work?"
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"Amazing. Yeah."
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"Who's to say there are security guards? I've only ever seen Graner."
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"- [Dylan] What about Milchick? - [Helly] He can't be everywhere at once."
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"- This whole line of con-- - Do you know where the office is?"
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"Petey saw it during a fire alarm last year. He showed me."
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"We can do this."
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"Look, if Milchick does show up, stall him."
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"- I got it. - Okay."
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"Hopefully this works."
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"[beeps]"
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"No cavalry yet."
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"Okay, it's a ways past perpetuity, so--"
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"Irving."
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"I'm sorry, Mark."
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"- Where you going? - I have to make sure Burt's okay."
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"What about the plan?"
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"I-- I'm sorry, Mark. I can't hear you! I'll be back!"
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"- I mean-- [sighs] - What?"
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"[Mark sighs]"
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"[Helly] Okay."
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"It's this one."
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"[door buzzes, clicks]"
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"[machinery beeping, whirring]"
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"This is fucking weird."
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"It's over here."
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"[beeping continues]"
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"[Mark] Oh, my God."
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"Look, that's us."
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"What's the name of that thing? The oversight something?"
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"The overtime contingency."
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