You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from Severance - Defiant Jazz (S01E01)

"- Yep. - Wow."
Severance
"You've been a great leader to this department, Burt G."
Severance
"Thank you."
Severance
"You deserve something special."
Severance
"Not-- Not a trip to the break room, I hope."
Severance
"Yesterday was quite enough."
Severance
"No. No, not that. Something else. Stay tuned."
Severance
"[Mr. Milchick] Dylan G. Good morning."
Severance
"What the hell was that?"
Severance
"Walk with me."
Severance
"What happened last night is called the overtime contingency."
Severance
"It's a safeguard we occasionally employ to remotely awaken workers off-site."
Severance
"You never told us you could do that."
Severance
"It's for emergency use only."
Severance
"And I didn't consult Ms. Cobel because she's been so stressed."
Severance
"The boy. W-Was he-- Was that my son?"
Severance
"[sighs] He'd agreed to count to a thousand, which he then violated."
Severance
"I really wouldn't mention this to your colleagues, Dylan."
Severance
"This OTC's pretty need-to-know. Understand?"
Severance
"Can you tell me his name?"
Severance
"Not knowing is probably for the best."
Severance
"Hey, I know this has been a tough quarter."
Severance
"I'm gonna see about rustling you up some special perks."
Severance
"That sound good?"
Severance
"Uh…"
Severance
"Good man, Dylan. Good man."
Severance
"[pencil scratching on paper]"
Severance
"Mark S. Good morning."
Severance
"Good morning."
Severance
"So, am I going to the--"
Severance
"I'm here to escort you to your desk."
Severance
"New protocol."
Severance
"Sounds good."
Severance
"Lead the way."
Severance
"Wait, we're locked in now?"
Severance
"[Mr. Milchick] I prefer the phrase, "safely situated.""
Severance
"These doors help us to ensure you all are tucked nicely in your work spaces."
Severance
"- Did Mr. Graner order this? - [scanner beeps]"
Severance
"Mark S. is here."
Severance
"Have a seat."
Severance
"- I, uh-- - Coffee. Black. I'll bring it to you."
Severance
"Good morning, Mark."
Severance
"- [Irving] Morning. - Morning."
Severance
"Mark, what is this?"
Severance
"How're you doing, Irv?"
Severance
"I'm well, thank you. I--"
Severance
"The renovations are… very nice."
Severance
"- Yeah. - Hmm."
Severance
"Dylan, you all right?"
Severance
"I'm fine."
Severance
"That's the best you can do? Where's the sly, profanity-laced comeback?"
Severance
"Here you go. Straight from the hills of Rwanda."
Severance
"Thanks."
Severance
"[scanner beeps]"
Severance
"Hey, it's me. Don't know if you heard, but Graner didn't come in."
Severance
"Everything's fine, just wondering where you are."
Severance
"So I lean my upper body slightly forward,"
Severance
"while cradling the top of the neck, just so."
Severance
"Exhale softly. Just a whisper of a breeze."
Severance
"Then I do this, and this."
Severance
"Show the baby the areola, and we latch."
Severance
"[chuckles] Now you try."
Severance
"All right."
Severance
"You ready? You ready, buddy?"
Severance
"Okay."
Severance
"- Yeah, expose the areola. Let her see it. - Okay."
Severance
"- She's-- Oh! [groans, chuckles] - [Mrs. Selvig gasps] There she is."
Severance
"- Yes, Eleanor, yes! Yes. Ah! - [gasps] Oh, my God."
Severance
"Oh. Baby sips, baby sips. [chuckles]"
Severance
"[chuckles]"
Severance
"So she goes into the airport restroom to try to hand express."
Severance
"She gets into the stall, and she's trying to do it in the toilet paper,"
Severance
"- but it's just flying everywhere. - [laughing]"
Severance
"- Yes, like an angry fire hose. - Oh, no! [laughing]"
Severance
"- [imitates spray] - Stop."
Severance
"Oh, God. Thank you for helping me."
Severance
"Hmm."
Severance
"Did you say you need to get to the store?"
Severance
"Ah, they can do without me. I'm having fun. [chuckles]"
Severance
"Besides, it's not as if you have a fleet of nannies and manservants"
Severance
"coming to take care of you, do you?"
Severance
"- Nope. - [chuckles]"
Severance
"I met this rich woman at the birthing retreat."
Severance
"I guess her husband's a state senator."
Severance
"Oh, wow."
Severance
"I know, but it was weird 'cause I saw her again at the park a few days later,"
Severance
"and she 100% didn't remember me."
Severance
"What a snoot."
Severance
"[chuckles] Yeah."
Severance
"Like-- [sighs] I don't know. This is stupid."
Severance
"Mark's company, Lumon, they say that they only sever people for work."
Severance
"But I was thinking, what if someone--"
Severance
"Like, what if you wanted a baby, but you didn't wanna--"
Severance
"I don't know."
Severance
"[scoffs] Well, I don't think I'd remember even Clark Gable"
Severance
"if I'd just given birth, so…"
Severance
"[chuckles] Yeah."
Severance
"Severed."
Severance
"Why do you think Mark did it?"
Severance
"Well, it was right after he lost his wife."
Severance
"At first, he tried to keep teaching at the college, but he couldn't."
Severance
"Hmm. Does he ever talk about her?"
Severance
"Not as much as I'd wish."
Severance
"When my husband passed, I thought I saw him everywhere."
Severance
"It was just so hard."
Severance
"[Devon] Hmm."
Severance
"[sighs] Does Mark ever think he sees her?"
Severance
"Hey."
Severance
"Hey."
Severance
"- I was just in the bathroom. - Yeah?"
Severance
"Yeah. Hey, what ever happened to the soap labels?"
Severance
"- The soap labels? - Yeah."
Severance
"Shouldn't there be labels on the soap dispensers saying, "soap"?"
Severance
"There's never been that."
Severance
"We all know it's soap."
Severance
"Seems like an O&D question."
Severance
"Irv, you know we can't go anywhere."
Severance
"I mean, I get that you're worried about Burt."
Severance
"Suppose he's being disciplined for our visit?"
Severance
"Suppose he is, thanks to you."
Severance
Show more clips