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Clips from The Odd Couple (1970) - I Do, I Don't (S01E01)

"Would you like to stick around and try for the children?"
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"Phyllis, what can I say?"
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"You can say that Harvey is ready to get married."
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"I can't say that."
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"Oh... where is he?!"
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"I went by his apartment this morning"
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"to pick him up, and he wasn't there."
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"Where was he?"
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"I didn't know."
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"Even his mother didn't know."
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"And then it came to me..."
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"It dawned like a flash of lightning from the sky."
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"Where has he gone all his life whenever he had a problem?"
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"To the movies."
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"Yes, he proposed to me"
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"during the intermission of Dr. Zhivago."
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"And sure enough, there he was,"
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"in the loges of the One More Time."
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""One more time?""
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"It's the name of the theater."
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"They show old classic films."
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"Will you put these away?"
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"Did you ask him why he didn't show up at the wedding?"
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"They made us move to the balcony."
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"Will you wait'll I get a tape recorder?"
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"Because nobody's going to believe this entire conversation."
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"Shh!"
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"What did he say in the balcony?"
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"Well, not much at first."
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"The movie was A Man And A Woman."
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"That's a classic film, Oscar."
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"It's a beautiful love story about..."
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"A man and a woman."
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"I picked it up from the title."
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"He just kept staring at the screen and saying,"
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""Why can't it be like that for me?""
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"I she still doing that?"
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"Oh, that picture has ruined my life."
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"Will you tell us what Harvey said about the wedding!"
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"He said he didn't want to get married."
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"I tried, Phyllis, I tried."
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"Oh! Felix Unger, I'll never forgive you!"
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"Only two other people in the whole world"
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"have said that to me:"
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"You and my ex-wife."
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"Yeah, but I didn't really mean it, Felix."
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"Well, that's it, I may as well"
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"check out of the human race."
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"Having Felix Unger for a friend is a jinx."
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"Well, Felix, having you for a friend is not exactly"
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"like having a rabbit's foot in your pocket,"
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"but it's not a jinx."
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"Well, that's it."
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"It's all over for me."
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"I have no place to go."
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"I realized that"
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"when I rang for the elevator."
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"My lease on the apartment was up this morning."
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"I already moved my stuff to Harvey's."
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"The only place that I fit in is the front window of a bakery."
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"Oh..."
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"Don't you touch me, you jinx!"
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"Phyllis, you're overexcited."
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"Why don't you go in the bedroom and lay down?"
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"Because I don't want to mess up my hairdo."
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"It cost me $12.50."
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"That crummy hairdresser."
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"He wouldn't even give me a bridal discount."
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"Yeah, but if you rest, you'll feel better."
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"Come on, lie down. Come on."
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"Yeah, well, maybe you're right."
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"Okay. Right down the hall."
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"Okay. I hate you."
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"Maybe if she eats something."
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"She's killed herself."
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"Phyllis!"
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"Phyllis, what is it?"
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"This room, it's so dirty!"
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"How many times...?"
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"Oh, it's not so bad."
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"It's just that she's in white."
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"Look, why don't you go"
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"in Felix's room?"
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"It's a little cleaner there."
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"This is terrible. Terrible!"
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"We've got to do something."
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"What do you mean, we've got to do something?"
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"Oh, Oscar, I have messed up so badly."
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"Will you please go back to the theater and talk to Harvey?"
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"Come on, Felix, I don't even know this guy."
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"Never mind."
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"I'll do it my... All right, all right,"
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"all right, if my best friend is this upset,"
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"it's my problem, too."
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"Besides, I want to get out of here... I'm going to go crazy."
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"I'll change and then I'll go."
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"Oscar... What?"
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"Thank you."
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"That's all right."
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"Listen, how will I know this guy when I see him?"
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"He's the only one in the balcony"
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"in a top hat and striped pants."
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"Harvey?"
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"Harvey?"
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"Harvey Bixley?"
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"Harvey, for heaven's sakes,"
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"answer this loudmouth."
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"I'm Harvey Bixley."
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"Hooray, he found him!"
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"I'm Oscar Madison, Felix Unger's roommate."
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"Oh."
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"I came to talk to you about Phyllis."
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"Oh, I already talked to Felix about Phyllis."
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"Yeah, well, look, since I'm not as involved as Felix,"
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"maybe you and I could talk about it, huh?"
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"Like Ronald Reagan."
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"Ronald Reagan?"
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"Oh, in all those old movies,"
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"he was always the one you went to"
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"when you had troubles."
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