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Clips from The Odd Couple (1970) - I Do, I Don't (S01E01)

"Boy, am I nervous."
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"How do I look?"
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"Wow! Sensational."
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"Really? Mm-hmm."
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"I can't believe how nervous I am."
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"Why? Haven't you ever been a best man before?"
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"No."
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"Just a groom and an usher."
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"Well, I know you failed as a groom."
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"How'd you do as an usher?"
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"That's very funny."
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"Weren't you nervous at your wedding?"
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"No, I was too mad to be nervous."
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"Mad?!"
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"Yeah. Blanche purposely scheduled our wedding"
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"on the same day as an all-star baseball game."
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"I'm probably the only man in America"
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"who prayed for his wedding to be rained out."
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"What are you going to do this afternoon?"
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"Oh, I got a great day planned without you."
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"I'm gonna hang around for a couple of hours,"
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"then I'm gonna have a few beers..."
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"and then I'm going to watch the ball game."
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"That sounds nice."
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"Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah."
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"You know the rules: No golfing on the carpet."
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"That's what I mean... Without you."
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"Come on, Felix, please, please!"
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"No, put it away. Put it away... in the closet."
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"Will you go to the wedding already?!"
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"I'm going to be late. Now, don't forget:"
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"You'll water the plants and you'll put out the trash."
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"Yeah, and don't forget to congratulate the groom"
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"and kiss the bride for me, all right?"
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"And Felix... try not to cry."
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"You know what the problem is?"
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"This living room has a downhill lie,"
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"then breaks to the left."
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"You'd think, for the kind of rent I pay,"
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"they'd keep the greens in better condition."
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"Oh, I'm so sorry."
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"I thought that you were Felix Unger."
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"I can't see through this veil."
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"I'm not Felix Unger."
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"I can see that."
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"Where is he?"
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"Where is he?! That rat!"
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"That rat, he ruined my marriage!"
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"You come out of there, Felix!"
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"Oh..."
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"He ruined my marriage before it even was a marriage."
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"Come on, where is he?!"
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"He's supposed to be at a wedding."
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"Oh, your wedding is the wedding, huh?"
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"I'm Phyllis Parker."
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"How do you do? Oscar Madison."
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"I would've been Mrs. Harvey Bixley by now"
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"but Felix ruined all that."
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"What do you mean... He didn't show up?"
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"That's what I mean."
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"That's terrible."
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"Felix knows you can't have a wedding"
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"without a best man."
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"It's even harder without a groom."
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"You mean Harvey didn't show up, either?"
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"You sure you put the right church"
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"on the invitation?"
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"I put the right church!"
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"I printed it myself!"
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"Okay, calm down."
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"Would you like a cup of coffee?"
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"A drink?"
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"Would you like to putt a little?"
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"Oh... they knew when it was supposed to be."
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"It was supposed to be today"
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"and they didn't show up"
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"and it's all Felix's fault."
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"No, it breaks to the left."
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"You have to compensate."
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"Thanks."
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"Now, if you could tell me what Felix had to do"
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"with Harvey not showing up for the wedding."
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"He had everything to do with it."
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"This is not the first time that I've been stood up at the altar."
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"Really?"
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"I'm not as young as I look."
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"Seven years ago, exactly, the same thing happened to me."
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"Only then I had a beehive hairdo."
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"Oh, I can't concentrate"
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"when my whole world is falling apart!"
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"I'm 30 years old."
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"And if I've lost Harvey Bixley"
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"then it's all over for me."
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"Oh, come on, Phyllis."
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"You're a very attractive girl."
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"Would you like to marry me?"
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"This is so sudden... I hardly know you."
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"Phyllis, that's a silly question."
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"Oh, see? That's what I mean."
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"Harvey was my last shot."
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"Besides... I love him."
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"Oh, if Felix blew this..."
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"I'm going to get him!"
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"I'm going to get him..."
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"Look, maybe if you told me"
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"what Felix has to do with Harvey not showing up at the wedding,"
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"I could understand it better."
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"It was last evening."
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"We were having a wedding rehearsal."
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"The minister was there, Harvey was there."
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"And my third cousin, who I'm not too crazy about."
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"She's the maid of honor."
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"I didn't want her to be the maid of honor."
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"No, I wanted Ruth Kulick, but Miss Big Shot"
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"was all tied up with a Tupperware party"
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"and she couldn't make it..."
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"Whoa, do-do-do."
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"Get to Felix."
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"Was he there last night?"
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"He was there."
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