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Clips from Human Resources (2022) - Bad Mummies (S01E01)

"♪ Maybe a splash of wine ♪"
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"♪ The time has come to face the truth ♪"
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"♪ You are the worst ♪"
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"-♪ You lack the strength, the will ♪ -♪ You're a fool ♪"
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"♪ Should have stayed on the pill ♪"
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"♪ You're a loveless, rotten mother Cold and cruel ♪"
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"♪ With a useless tit ♪"
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"♪ You should give up ♪"
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"♪ You know you'll only fail ♪"
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"♪ Why try? ♪"
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"♪ Maybe not too late to bail ♪"
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"♪ This whole charade Of parenthood's a lie ♪"
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"♪ You're not worth a shit ♪"
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"♪ You are the worst ♪"
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"♪ Mama June or Mommie Dearest ♪"
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"-♪ Courtney Love, even Kris Jenner ♪ -♪ A fake ♪"
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"-♪ Of history's countless shitty moms ♪ -♪ A loser ♪"
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"♪ My dear, you are the winner ♪"
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"♪ You're a fraud ♪"
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"♪ I need a hug ♪"
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"♪ You're a fake ♪"
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"♪ I need a break ♪"
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"♪ For the next 18 years You're stuck with this mistake ♪"
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"♪ You're a loser, you're a failure ♪"
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"♪ You're a joke, you are the worst! ♪"
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"[Lionel laughs]"
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"[applause]"
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"Oh, that's it! You really nailed it, everyone. Well done."
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"[Becca and baby cry]"
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"This is all your fucking fault!"
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"I am doing my best, okay, lady?"
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"[Emmy grunts, farts]"
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"Oh, shit. I suck."
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"-Why can't I just bond with this baby? -[crying] And why aren't you nicer to me?"
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"And why won't these dicks eat their chips?"
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"-Oh, dear, have I made everyone cry? -[sobbing, wailing, chittering]"
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"What, oh, what will my mummy say?"
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""Good job, Lionel! You're better than Kitty.""
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""And I'm finally giving you my home address!""
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"-Yes, yes, that's what she'll say. -[scale plays]"
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"[moaning, panting]"
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"Man, I really needed this after the morning I've had."
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"Yeah. Just glad I could help."
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"Like, not to throw the word around, but Becca is toxic."
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"[laughs] Becca is a bitch. But she's not here right now. I am."
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"-So let's just, you know, let's focus. -You're right!"
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"[grunting, moaning]"
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"-It's just, I wish I could ask Sonya… -Shh-shh."
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"…for advice, but, I mean, look at her!"
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"Baby. It-- It-- Listen, it just sounds like you need a little time to reflect,"
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"which is totally fine because I just put some bath salts up my ass"
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"and they are really starting to kick in and--"
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"Oh, okay."
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"So I'm gonna go outside"
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"and I'm just going to get in a fistfight with a telephone pole and… [grunts]"
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"[gasps] Celery, yes!"
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"-Hey, you're Becca's Need Demon, right? -[munching noisily]"
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"You okay, bud? Do you maybe want like a appetizer or--"
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"Food! Yes! Give! Give."
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"Ha-ha. I'm cool though, I'm cool."
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"But food now please?"
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"Some mozz sticks before I kill myself right here in front of you. Haha!"
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"Oh, wow. Excuse me, uh, waiter?"
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"[intriguing sting]"
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"[munching noisily]"
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"I mean, who does this baby think it is with all its demands?"
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"[gulping] Fuck, these are good!"
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"Becca's really only slept four hours since Friday?"
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"-Yeah. -Brutal."
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"Need napkin, give napkin!"
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"-Oh, uh, here, sure. -[gulps]"
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"I don't want to exist! [sobs]"
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"Yikes on bikes."
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"[blubbers] Sorry. I'm just not myself."
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"I'm a very cool demon normally!"
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"Sure, yeah! I've eaten a napkin! [giggles]"
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"Oh, man. You should've seen me do my thing before the baby."
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"-Me and Becca were a fuckin' team. -[rock music plays]"
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"Anything we wanted, we got."
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"-We just took it. -[tires squeal]"
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"Whenever, wherever… We just… We ruled, man!"
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"You know what it's like to fly?"
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"-Wait, wait, wait. Becca? -[music stops]"
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"That cranky, dry bitch used to party?"
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"Oh, hell yeah! Those were the days!"
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"But now look at me."
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"-[rasps] A worthless little wisp. -[sad music plays]"
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"[sneezes] Shit!"
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"-Shit, sorry. -I deserve this."
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"No, you don't! Hey, hey, you are still cool."
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"-Yeah? -Dude, totally."
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"You're just going through some really hard shit right now."
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"Yeah! And same with Becca."
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"-Well, no. I mean, Becca's just kind of a… -Lawyer?"
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"-No. -Woman?"
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"-No. -Female lawyer?"
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"No, she's kind of a, you know, a c-word?"
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"-A-- A cunt-face? -Yes, that's right."
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"Nah. She's just overwhelmed. She's a new mom. It's hard, man."
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"Yeah, I-- I guess it is hard to be a new mom."
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"Oh, shit. Am I the cunt-face?"
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"Uh… Hey, you gonna eat that receipt?"
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"Oh, honey, I'm sorry, I am, yeah."
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"[whimsical music plays]"
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"[Gavin speaks inaudibly]"
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"Sorry, Gav, say again?"
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"I said, "Oh, she can't hear me.""
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"And before that I said, "Don't ignore me, I'll dox your fucking family!""
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"And before that, I said, "Smells yummy.""
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"Well, thanks, it's for Maury's children that happen to be genitals."
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"Oh, right, you're the nanny today. Where are the little cuties?"
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"In my office, being terrorists!"
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"Oh, Gavin, I don't know what to do."
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"I'm gettin' arthritos from all these Doritos."
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"-Relax. They won't starve in a day! -[Connie] Phew!"
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"As long as you're jerking 'em off every two hours, you'll be fine."
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"Oh, I've been definitely jerkin' them off every two hours, for sure."
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"For sure, for sure."
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"Good. 'Cause you know what happens if you don't."
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"Absolutely. Absolutely I know that."
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