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Clips from Human Resources (2022) - Bad Mummies (S01E01)

"[tense instrumental music plays]"
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"[baby grunts, panting]"
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"[panting]"
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"-[snarling] -[baby coos]"
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"-Psst. Hi. Hey. Everything's fucked! -[whimpering]"
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"Yeah, you better wake up."
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"We're alone, we're hungry, and we have to shit!"
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"Okay, ready? Three, two…"
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"-Food! Poop! Now! -[baby cries]"
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"We need the titties!"
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"-Give us the grande hot titty juice! -[baby cries, screams]"
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"You're okay, bud."
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"Hey, Becca, it's me! I'm showing up, I'm ready to do love!"
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"-Food me! Poop me! Do titties better! -The baby got its Need Demon?"
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"-Assigned yesterday, welcome to the team. -Oh, no, I'm actually Becca's bug."
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"Oh, you're with Titties!"
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"[roars] Well, then why won't she put them in our mouth the way we want?"
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"Wow. You-- You are intense."
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"Yeah, I'm a fuckin' Need Demon!"
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"-Well, hey. Hey, Mama. How's things, girl? -[baby sucking]"
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"Really good."
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"Two days ago, I took an eight-pound shit, and now it screams at me every hour!"
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"Okay, unflinching look at motherhood. Ladies and gentlemen, Ali Wong--"
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"No, I'm in no mood to go meta right now, okay?"
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"I'm exhausted. And you ditched me at the hospital!"
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"Oh, let's forget about the old Emmy and the mistakes that dumb hussy made."
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"[chuckling] I'm the new Emmy! I show up!"
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"With a gift. Look. And it did use to have a head."
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"-Now our tummy hurts! -[baby cries]"
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"-Okay, maybe it needs to, um, Becca? -[snoring]"
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"Can we sleep now?"
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"Oh. Are you Becca's Need Demon? I-- I'm Emmy, I-- I-- I'm her new Lovebug."
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"-[baby cries] -Wow, big pipes on that one."
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"Give sleep. Give food. Give death."
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"-She can sleep when the kid is in college. -[both grunt]"
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"-Shh. Please shut up. Please shut up. -[crying]"
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"Uh, you-- you're doing so good. Motherly love!"
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"-[chuckles] Woot-woot! -You definitely shut up."
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"Hey! I'm doing my best, okay?"
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"Oh, don't be a fucking crybaby, I already have one of those."
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"I'm not a crybaby."
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"-[loud splat] -Ugh!"
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"-Ah, nice! Our shit came out. -What the fuck?"
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"I'mma take ten. Text me if you need me."
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"Whoa. Why're you lookin' at it like that?"
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"-How am I supposed to look at it? -With love?"
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"I mean, wook at that wittle nose."
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"Wook at it. Ooh!"
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"[grunts] Those chubby wittle thighs…"
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"-[groaning] -What the fuck are you doing?"
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"Trying to glow!"
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"-Oh, my God, you can't even glow? -Well…"
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"No wonder I don't love this thing. [gasps]"
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"You don't love the baby?"
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"Well, maybe I would if I didn't have a JV-ass Lovebug who can't do her job!"
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"Well, how am I supposed to do my job if you don't love the baby?"
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"-Come on, come on, come on… Yes! -[dramatic music swells]"
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"Ka-ching!"
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"What the hell are you doing here?"
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"A mother who doesn't love her own baby and a Lovebug who can't glow?"
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"I've won the Shame Lottery! [chuckles]"
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"Fuck me dot org."
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"Alright, smile. Ooh! You look exhausted, love. [laughs]"
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"["Make Me Feel" by Janelle Monáe plays]"
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"♪ That's just the way you make me feel ♪"
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"♪ That's just the way you make me feel That's just the way you make me feel ♪"
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"♪ So real, so good, so fuckin' real So real, so good, so fuckin' real ♪"
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"♪ That's just the way you make me feel That's just the way you make me feel ♪"
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"♪ It's like I'm powerful With a little bit of tender ♪"
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"♪ An emotional, sexual bender ♪"
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"♪ Mess me up, yeah But no one does it better ♪"
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"♪ There's nothin' better ♪"
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"♪ That's just the way you make me feel ♪"
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"[applause]"
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"These can feel like troubling times for we Shame Wizards who serve women."
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""Body positivity." "Self-love.""
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""Pay equity.""
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"We wonder, is female shame a thing of the past?"
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"I leave you with a story."
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"Flying in today, I shared an exit row with a mother and daughter."
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"I watched Mum assure the flight attendant that her little girl's arms"
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"were "husky enough" to open the cabin door."
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"She then proceeded to order herself a hot water with Splenda."
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"Mm."
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"In that moment, I felt certain of one thing,"
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"as long as there are women, there will be shame!"
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"-[cheers, applause] -Thank you so much. Thank you."
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"The "Your Body, Your Fault" chapter was so devastating."
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"Thank you. Thank you so much!"
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"-I'm geeking out, sorry! -Oh, no, thank you, darling!"
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"I hope you didn't have to wait on line too long."
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"Wow, I can't believe I'm meeting the Shame Wizard who did Joe Paterno!"
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"-[chuckles] Just a rumor. -Hello, Mummy!"
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"Hello, Lionel. I'd forgotten you worked here."
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"Yes, and I think all my emails might be going to your spam?"
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"[phones ring]"
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"-Hi! -There she is!"
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"How was Becca's last night? A new mom with a brand-new squishy baby?"
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"You must be glowing like cray all day!"
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"Yeah, I-- I'm actually not glowing that, that much."
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"Or, like, at all."
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"-And when I try to, I kind of fart? -Oh, no!"
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"Not all new parents bond with the baby right away."
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"-Really? -Sometimes you get a slow-glow."
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"And that's totally normal!"
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"-Have you had that happen? -Me? Oh, hell no."
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"-I glow fast and I glow hard. -But again, no shame in it!"
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"That's right. As long as your slow-glow doesn't turn into a no-glow."
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"Oh, yeah, a no-glow, there is definitely shame in that."
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"Look. My glow is not the problem here."
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"It's Becca's own fault she can't love right."
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"That woman is a pill."
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"Whoa! Emmy. You can't be talking about your clients that way."
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"You should hear the way she talks to me."
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"Not to be mean, but she's rancid to her core,"
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"and I really do hope she dies of a brand-new cancer."
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"-Emmy! -I wasn't-- I said "not to be mean"!"
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"Okay. Did you learn nothing from our training day?"
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"Our clients are our babies."
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"And if we don't love our babies, they won't love themselves."
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