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Clips from The Monkees - Monkees Get Out More Dirt (S01E01)

"Well, can't you think of any hobbies?"
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"We're doing a case study on American laundering habits."
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"If you answer the question correctly, you get a,"
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"a free gift course for, in any field you choose,"
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"to make your future husband the very way you want him."
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"Well, what did she do last night?"
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"I was doing a little research,"
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"I wondered if you could answer me a few questions."
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"I-I'd like to know what hobbies your daughter April has."
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"Uh-huh, some people came over, uh, carrying violins and a cello,"
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"and they sat around a house, and the four"
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"of them played music for six hours. Uh-huh."
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"What would you like a man to do that you find,"
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"you know, the most interesting? Besides the laundry."
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"Ballet?"
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"Pop art?"
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"Mo-motorcycling?"
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"No hobbies?"
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"Oh no, no, heh, I think ballet's great for a future husband."
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"Oh yes, it is true. Oh, it's terribly true;"
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"England does swing like a pendulum do."
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"Uh, danke schoen there, um, um, bye."
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"Thank you, bye."
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"Thank you. Wait!"
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"Yes..."
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"What are you doing?"
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"This wall! This wall is the"
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"place where I'll paint my next mural!"
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"Davy! Are you an artist?"
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"Do fish swim?... May I?"
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"Oh, yes..."
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"Beautiful."
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"Wait!"
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"Oh!..."
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"You like chamber music?"
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"Do fish swim?"
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"Oh!"
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"Any requests?"
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"Oh, April, April!"
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"Micky! Do you dance ballet?"
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"Do fish swim?"
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"How did he do that?"
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"A man in love has the strength of thousands!"
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"April, April! April! It's me, David, what are you doing with him?"
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"Hey, baby!"
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"Oh, Mike! You ride a bike!"
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"That's right, baby. And fish can swim. Watch this."
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"Hey, hey, we're the Monkees And people say we monkey around"
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"But we're too busy singing To put anybody down"
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"April, April! April, please!... April?"
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"Hey, hey, we're the Monkees And people say we monkey around"
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"But we're too busy..."
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"You're mad!"
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"You're mad!"
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"Oh, I love you all!"
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"- April, come here. - Davy!"
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"Do you want to have a go?"
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"It's lovely."
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"Watch out, watch out!"
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"Mike! Micky! Micky, are you alright?"
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"My arm, my leg, my arm, my h..."
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"You got-"
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"What you do to the bike, man?"
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"My bike?! My arm, my head, my leg, my-ouch-my toe..."
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"Oh!"
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"Micky!"
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"Mike! Are you alright, Mike? How's your head?"
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"I'm fine, I feel wonderful, I've never felt better in my life."
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"Oh, I love them all!"
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"Micky, are these yours?"
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"Oh!"
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"You know, it's stupid, four guys mooning over the same girl."
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"She's lovely."
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"Delightful."
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"With a richer, longer, everlasting charm."
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"You know, I wonder what it would"
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"be like going through life with a girl like that."
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"You tell me that you've never been this way before"
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"You tell me things I know that I've heard somewhere"
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"You're standing in the places and you're staring down through faces"
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"That bring to mind traces of a girl,"
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"a girl that I knew somewhere"
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"I just can't put my finger on what it is"
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"That says to me, watch out, don't believe her"
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"I can't give any reasons girl, my thoughts are bound down in a whirl"
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"I just can't think who in the world was that girl,"
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"I know I met her somewhere"
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"Someway, somehow this same thing was done"
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"Someone, somewhere did me this same wrong"
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"Well goodbye dear, I just can't take this chance again"
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"My fingers are still burning from the last time"
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"And if your love was not a game, I only have myself to blame"
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"That's as maybe, I can't explain,"
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"just ask the girl that I knew somewhere"
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"And if your love was not a game, I only have myself to blame"
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"That's as maybe, I can't explain"
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"just ask the girl that I knew somewhere"
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"Alright, look, let's be grown up about this whole thing."
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"Sure, we, we like the same chick."
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"But there's no reason to let it ruin our friendship, right?"
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"- Right. - Right."
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"Right."
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"Four equal parts-that's a joke."
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"What are you griping about? You got the TV."
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"Yeah, but you have the ice box."
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"Oh yeah? Big deal!"
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"I'd gladly trade Davy for the front door."
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"Huh. No deal. But I'll gladly trade Mike for the bathroom right away."
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"Well, I think I'm gonna watch TV."
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"Our next letter is from Tormented."
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"Hey! That's me! Tormented! Get out of my area!"
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"Oh, shut up."
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"It reads, "Dear Doctor Sisters,"
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"my three friends and I are all in love with the same girl."
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"These friends are very dear to me,"
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"and I wouldn't want to lose them for the world.""
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"Yay!"
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"Right!"
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""So my question is, what can I do to cut them out?""
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"Booooo!"
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