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Clips from Lucifer - Resting Devil Face (S05E05)

"Sorry, but just to be clear, none of that jogged your memory?"
Lucifer
"No."
Lucifer
"Chloe, he was a huge sensation. Look."
Lucifer
"[Chloe sighs] Oh."
Lucifer
"Are you sure this is the same guy?"
Lucifer
"Well, he's fallen upon tough times recently."
Lucifer
"He had a heart attack a few years ago that ended his career."
Lucifer
"I know, always thought he'd make a comeback."
Lucifer
"Instead, he got the final TKO."
Lucifer
"Oh, I don't bloody believe this!"
Lucifer
"I mean, the guy was…"
Lucifer
"-Of course! -[softly] That's my son."
Lucifer
"Of course you're still here, selfishly putting all of humanity in danger."
Lucifer
"That's where you're wrong."
Lucifer
"My divine presence won't be a danger to anyone because…"
Lucifer
"I made myself human."
Lucifer
"What do you mean you've made yourself human?"
Lucifer
"You were worried about my powers glitching."
Lucifer
"So I put them aside, temporarily."
Lucifer
"Check it out."
Lucifer
"Your old man is just a regular dude."
Lucifer
"Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm."
Lucifer
"And why would you think it's a good idea to become a "regular dude"?"
Lucifer
"When we were singing together, I realized you were right."
Lucifer
"[chuckles]"
Lucifer
"Sorry, could you repeat that? I would love to capture the moment for posterity."
Lucifer
"I tried to be supportive."
Lucifer
"But how can I,"
Lucifer
"if I never truly understood you?"
Lucifer
"So I'm going to try."
Lucifer
"Starting right here, right now."
Lucifer
"Here and now, at my job?"
Lucifer
"Well, you've clearly learned and grown a great deal in your time on Earth."
Lucifer
"I'd just like to be a party to that knowledge."
Lucifer
"Living in a human form. Solving cases."
Lucifer
"I'm here for the whole kit and kaboodle."
Lucifer
"-Oh, uh, Lucifer, you still there? -Regretfully, yes."
Lucifer
"Wow!"
Lucifer
"Did you know that when humans close their eyes they can't see anything?"
Lucifer
"-I did. -[God] I mean, total darkness."
Lucifer
"But you open these babies and bam! Let there be light. [laughs]"
Lucifer
"-[Chloe] Hey. -Oh, Detective."
Lucifer
"Please tell me there's some pressing break in the case"
Lucifer
"we must investigate right this minute."
Lucifer
"Well, actually, now that your dad is here, maybe he can help."
Lucifer
"So, you are all-seeing and all-knowing, yes?"
Lucifer
"So, whodunnit? [scoffs]"
Lucifer
"For once, I actually don't know."
Lucifer
"I made myself human."
Lucifer
"Isn't that exciting? [laughs]"
Lucifer
"What is he talking about?"
Lucifer
"Oh, he does inexplicable things from time to time."
Lucifer
"Marsupials, pomegranates, the gall bladder."
Lucifer
"Anyway, we've got a murder to solve, so what say we regroup at the precinct?"
Lucifer
"Just us crime solvers."
Lucifer
"Well, we can't just leave him here."
Lucifer
"[sighs] Fine. I'll call him an Uber."
Lucifer
"No. Would you like to come back with us?"
Lucifer
"Oh, that sounds divine, Detective."
Lucifer
"We can do all the things you kids normally do, but together, with me."
Lucifer
"[Lucifer grunts]"
Lucifer
"-[Ella] Oh, that's gotta hurt! -[grunting and groaning on screen]"
Lucifer
"[slurping]"
Lucifer
"Oh, I'm sorry, but it's so delicious."
Lucifer
"It's like snow, with fruit."
Lucifer
"-[Chloe] Hmm. -Hi. Oh, are you the new lab tech?"
Lucifer
"Oh, that's right, you haven't met."
Lucifer
"Miss Lopez, this is my father."
Lucifer
"Dad, Miss Lopez."
Lucifer
"-Your dad? -[Lucifer] Hmm."
Lucifer
"-Oh, my God! It's so amazing to meet you. -Oh, you too!"
Lucifer
"[laughs]"
Lucifer
"And I just wanna thank you for all the support."
Lucifer
"It hasn't gone unnoticed."
Lucifer
"Anyway, can't believe I'm saying this,"
Lucifer
"but can we all just, you know, focus on the case?"
Lucifer
"-[Chloe] Mm-hmm. -[Lucifer clears throat]"
Lucifer
"[slurps] Oh!"
Lucifer
"My head is on fire!"
Lucifer
"Brain freeze."
Lucifer
"We've all been there, big guy. Just give it a second, it'll go away."
Lucifer
"Hmm. Yes, so, why was Almighty breaking into a--"
Lucifer
"[groans] Oh! There it is again."
Lucifer
"Put that down."
Lucifer
"What was Almighty doing breaking into a hospital?"
Lucifer
"-Well, the Internet's best guess is drugs. -Oh."
Lucifer
"Check out the pharmacy in the background."
Lucifer
"Anything in his tox screen?"
Lucifer
"Yeah. A boatload of the drug that killed him."
Lucifer
"Some sort of synthetic stimulant."
Lucifer
"But it's weird 'cause the chemical formula doesn't fit anything in our database."
Lucifer
"Right. Let's go to the hospital, see if anyone knows more."
Lucifer
"[clears throat] Right. Right."
Lucifer
"-Oh, my. -Stop drinking it so fast."
Lucifer
"It's not that."
Lucifer
"-I think I need to… you know. -[Lucifer] Oh."
Lucifer
"Ugh. Excuse us for just one moment, Detective."
Lucifer
"It appears I need to take my billion-year-old father"
Lucifer
"to the little boys' room. Come on."
Lucifer
"[liquid tinkling]"
Lucifer
"It's cool, man. You're still in one piece."
Lucifer
"God is not gonna kill you."
Lucifer
"He'll just wait till you die and torture you."
Lucifer
"For all eternity."
Lucifer
"[sighing]"
Lucifer
"I am breathing healing energy."
Lucifer
"[inhales, exhales]"
Lucifer
"[screams, gasps] Maze!"
Lucifer
"I see you're handling this celestial stuff like a champ."
Lucifer
"Well, at least your psycho behavior finally makes sense."
Lucifer
"-Hmm. -I mean, you're a--"
Lucifer
"You're a demon."
Lucifer
"Yeah."
Lucifer
"What's Hell like?"
Lucifer
"Oh, Hell is awesome."
Lucifer
"-Really? -Yeah."
Lucifer
"[sighs] That's a relief."
Lucifer
"The pain, torture, the screams of doomed souls,"
Lucifer
"begging for the sweet release of a death that will never come."
Lucifer
"[laughs, exhales]"
Lucifer
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