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Clips from Lucifer - Resting Devil Face (S05E05)

"Oh, you mean for you."
Lucifer
"Yeah, Hell's gonna suck, bro."
Lucifer
"[Dan chuckles]"
Lucifer
"Anyway, at least you have a soul to damn."
Lucifer
"Unlike me."
Lucifer
"[gasps]"
Lucifer
"Thanks for the reminder, Dan."
Lucifer
"[gasps]"
Lucifer
"Yes, Albert Walcott was my patient."
Lucifer
"He suffered a cardiac event in his dressing room after a match."
Lucifer
"[God] No."
Lucifer
"I'm sorry, this is just so exciting."
Lucifer
"I have literally no idea what she's gonna say next."
Lucifer
"You were saying."
Lucifer
"[doctor] Well, the medics had the sense to rush him to the ER,"
Lucifer
"and I was able to save his life with a triple bypass."
Lucifer
"It must have been difficult for Almighty."
Lucifer
"Losing the abilities that once made him invincible."
Lucifer
"You know, I think it was, actually."
Lucifer
"He fell into a depression and stopped showing up for his appointments."
Lucifer
"In fact, the last time any of us here saw him,"
Lucifer
"he was caught trying to steal drugs."
Lucifer
"So the Internet was right."
Lucifer
"Mr. Walcott is lucky that the hospital administration didn't press charges."
Lucifer
"I guess they figured that video going viral was punishment enough."
Lucifer
"So we found this in his tox screen."
Lucifer
"It's a drug our forensics team didn't recognize."
Lucifer
"Have you seen anything like that before?"
Lucifer
"Yes, unfortunately I have."
Lucifer
"This is a drug that was developed for fighter pilots."
Lucifer
"It's colloquially known as YSD."
Lucifer
"It's very exclusive, although we have seen a couple of overdoses in the ER."
Lucifer
"Exclusive, you say?"
Lucifer
"Can you tell me what this drug looks like?"
Lucifer
"I've only seen it in person once."
Lucifer
"I found a pill in the pocket of a DOA, but as memory serves,"
Lucifer
"it was, uh…"
Lucifer
"small and pink."
Lucifer
"Right, what shade of pink, precisely?"
Lucifer
"Bubble gum, Barbie or bougainvillea?"
Lucifer
"Or sunset, cherry blossom."
Lucifer
"Flamingo."
Lucifer
"I did outdo myself with the colors."
Lucifer
"Uh…"
Lucifer
"Well, I guess you could say ballet slipper."
Lucifer
"Oh, say no more."
Lucifer
"That's the pill. Wh--"
Lucifer
"How did you acquire that?"
Lucifer
"Thank you, Dr. Porter, you've been very helpful."
Lucifer
"-Yes, thank you. -Lucifer."
Lucifer
"-[God] Thank you. -Where did you get that?"
Lucifer
"At Lux, of course. And the doctor was right."
Lucifer
"It's very high-end and not at all easy to come by."
Lucifer
"There's only one dealer who carries them in town at present. The Colonel."
Lucifer
"Drinks like a fish, surprisingly charming."
Lucifer
"Reminds me of a young me."
Lucifer
"Let's arrange a buy, we'll set up a sting, and we'll shake down this Colonel."
Lucifer
"A sting."
Lucifer
"How exciting!"
Lucifer
"What should I wear? How should I speak?"
Lucifer
"I always thought this pip-pip-cheerio accent that you chose"
Lucifer
"was a little over the top, but maybe I'll give it a try."
Lucifer
"You won't be trying anything."
Lucifer
"We're dropping you off at the penthouse on the way."
Lucifer
"As the Spanish like to say, vaya con… you."
Lucifer
"♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪"
Lucifer
"♪ I'm a dangerous man ♪"
Lucifer
"-♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪ -♪ Yeah! ♪"
Lucifer
"-♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪ -♪ I'm a dangerous man… ♪"
Lucifer
"Okay, the perimeter's set."
Lucifer
"Our guy's all mic-ed up, and he's heading into the buy."
Lucifer
"-Right. -And by "our guy," I mean Lucifer."
Lucifer
"The Devil."
Lucifer
"Who we work with."
Lucifer
"[sighs] Are you sure we should send him in there alone?"
Lucifer
"Well, Lucifer's invincible now, so what could go wrong?"
Lucifer
"♪ I'm a dangerous man ♪"
Lucifer
"♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪"
Lucifer
"[woman] Lucifer!"
Lucifer
"Colonel!"
Lucifer
"Nice to see you."
Lucifer
"We were just getting to know your charming associate."
Lucifer
"Dad."
Lucifer
"-♪ Whoa-ho-ho-ho-ho! ♪ -♪ 'Cause I'm a dangerous man ♪"
Lucifer
"[Lucifer sighs]"
Lucifer
"Excuse us a moment, just need a word with my associate. [chuckles]"
Lucifer
"What are you doing here?"
Lucifer
"If I truly want to understand you,"
Lucifer
"I have to experience the full breadth of earthly existence."
Lucifer
"-Hmm. -Risk, danger."
Lucifer
"You're about to be experiencing death if you blow our cover."
Lucifer
"To the man behind the man."
Lucifer
"The man behind the man? [laughs]"
Lucifer
"-Is that what you told them? -[chuckles]"
Lucifer
"Well, actually, son, I'm the man behind all men. And women."
Lucifer
"Son?"
Lucifer
"You're Lucifer's father?"
Lucifer
"Did I fail to mention that?"
Lucifer
"-Must have slipped my mind. -The apple fell a ways from the tree."
Lucifer
"-Oh, yeah, I like that. -[chuckles]"
Lucifer
"Lucifer, I see where you get your business acumen and your charm."
Lucifer
"[laughs] Oh, wrong on both counts."
Lucifer
"-He just gave me Hell, but no matter. -[laughs]"
Lucifer
"Right, here's your money. Please hand over the drugs."
Lucifer
"[colonel] Stolz, go get the product."
Lucifer
"Well, that could have gone worse, huh?"
Lucifer
"How do you think this Colonel O'Bryan is doing?"
Lucifer
"From a moral standpoint?"
Lucifer
"Well, she's a drug dealer"
Lucifer
"and most likely a murderer, so probably not so great."
Lucifer
"Yeah, that's what I thought."
Lucifer
"Maybe military school isn't the answer."
Lucifer
"For Trixie."
Lucifer
"To get her back on the straight and narrow before she…"
Lucifer
"ends up… you know?"
Lucifer
"Dan, you think our 11-year-old daughter is going to Hell?"
Lucifer
"I don't know."
Lucifer
"I mean, maybe."
Lucifer
"Aren't you afraid of it? I mean, it's all real, Chloe."
Lucifer
"God. The Devil. It's real, you know? I just, I…"
Lucifer
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