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Clips from Lucifer - Resting Devil Face (S05E05)

"-I look forward to it, son. -[Lucifer sighs]"
Lucifer
"And while I'm waiting,"
Lucifer
"I think I'll tighten up your wobbly dancing pole."
Lucifer
"[whirs]"
Lucifer
"-No, don't. -[hesitates]"
Lucifer
"[sighs]"
Lucifer
"Didn't expect to end up here, did you?"
Lucifer
"But actions have consequences."
Lucifer
"One minute you're breaking the rules,"
Lucifer
"and the next, you're in a police cruiser headed downtown."
Lucifer
"What were you thinking?"
Lucifer
"Stealing my handcuffs?"
Lucifer
"Using official police equipment to lock a defenseless child to a lunch table?"
Lucifer
"Todd Drexhage pushed a first-grader into a trash can. Again!"
Lucifer
"Mom, I was just doing what you do, locking up the bad guys."
Lucifer
"Okay, locking up the bad guys is my job."
Lucifer
"Your job is learning."
Lucifer
"At school."
Lucifer
"Which you won't be doing today because you've been suspended."
Lucifer
"Excuse me,"
Lucifer
"could you pretend for one minute to be upset about this?"
Lucifer
"I'm being brave, Mom. Like you are."
Lucifer
"[sighs]"
Lucifer
"I'm sorry I made you leave work and get stuck with me all day."
Lucifer
"Trixie…"
Lucifer
"I am never stuck with you."
Lucifer
"Okay? But I can't-- I can't leave work today, and-- and neither can your dad."
Lucifer
"-So… -Where am I going?"
Lucifer
"[chuckles]"
Lucifer
"Thank you so much for doing this."
Lucifer
"Oh, well, she's potty trained and has never once tried to rip my earrings out,"
Lucifer
"so how much trouble could she be?"
Lucifer
"[chuckles] Thank you. Yes."
Lucifer
"-[door closes] -This'll be fun."
Lucifer
"♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh! Are you ready? Let's go! ♪"
Lucifer
"♪ Let's go right out! ♪"
Lucifer
"♪ Come on! Whoa oh-whoa-whoa-oh-whoa! ♪"
Lucifer
"[Chloe] Lucifer."
Lucifer
"You're late. You're never late."
Lucifer
"Was it something I said or did"
Lucifer
"or didn't say or do?"
Lucifer
"No."
Lucifer
"-No, no. All good here. -[sighs]"
Lucifer
"-I'm dealing with some family stuff. -Ugh, family. Can't live with them."
Lucifer
"No longer have the tools to banish them to an alternate universe."
Lucifer
"Oh, well, it's Trixie."
Lucifer
"She's one day my sweet, little pigtailed angel, the next she's--"
Lucifer
"She's turning your seltzer into admittedly delicious but totally unnecessary wine."
Lucifer
"Don't I know it."
Lucifer
"-Well, that's not exactly-- -No."
Lucifer
"No, no, no."
Lucifer
"Moses wouldn't want this much face time."
Lucifer
"Ugh, sorry, Detective, I need to extinguish a burning bush."
Lucifer
"Hey. Mister, uh, God. [chuckles]"
Lucifer
"Listen, um…"
Lucifer
"I'm sorry that I slept with your wife."
Lucifer
"I didn't know she was married at the time. I swear to--"
Lucifer
"-well, to you, I guess. -[chuckles]"
Lucifer
"Wait."
Lucifer
"Could you, uh…"
Lucifer
"Could you see Charlotte and me when we were…"
Lucifer
"No need to worry, Daniel."
Lucifer
"Everything is as it should be."
Lucifer
"Hmm."
Lucifer
"-[bones cracking] -Wow, that's, uh, that's some grip."
Lucifer
"Yeah, maybe we should…"
Lucifer
"Ah! You're hurting me."
Lucifer
"[groaning]"
Lucifer
"Let go! [grunts]"
Lucifer
"[clamoring]"
Lucifer
"-[mouths] -[man] You see that?"
Lucifer
"Did you mean to do that?"
Lucifer
"Of course I meant to put him back together."
Lucifer
"Do not "mysterious ways" me right now. You just exploded a man."
Lucifer
"-He looks perfectly fine to me. -[toy squeaking]"
Lucifer
"No harm, no foul."
Lucifer
"Definitely harm and foul."
Lucifer
"Dad, you need to leave."
Lucifer
"Staying here on Earth is endangering the people I care about and… others."
Lucifer
"Hey, Ella's got a body downtown. I told her we were on our way."
Lucifer
"Lovely. Lovely. Let me just get rid of my--"
Lucifer
"[Chloe] What?"
Lucifer
"Where did he go?"
Lucifer
"Did time freeze again while I wasn't looking?"
Lucifer
"Actually, I believe something far more miraculous may have happened."
Lucifer
"[chuckles] I think for the first time ever,"
Lucifer
"my father might have listened to me."
Lucifer
"Huh!"
Lucifer
"[sighs]"
Lucifer
"[man] The end is nigh!"
Lucifer
"Are you prepared to meet your maker?"
Lucifer
"-Just got rid of him, thank you. [laughs] -[sighs]"
Lucifer
"Hey, Ella, what do we have?"
Lucifer
"Hey, so, looks like your standard on-the-skids OD, right?"
Lucifer
"Which would have been tragic enough, but look,"
Lucifer
"no track marks."
Lucifer
"Just a single injection spot at the hairline,"
Lucifer
"with enough bruising to indicate a struggle."
Lucifer
"I mean, whoever dumped this body here"
Lucifer
"wanted it to be mistaken for an "accidental" death,"
Lucifer
"but this right here? Totally a murder."
Lucifer
"Well, looks like our vic put up quite the fight. Did you get an ID?"
Lucifer
"That's the craziest part. The victim was a fighter."
Lucifer
"Albert Walcott."
Lucifer
"-No way. -[Ella] Way!"
Lucifer
"Never would've recognized him, right? I ran the prints three times to be sure."
Lucifer
"This is definitely him."
Lucifer
"Who's Albert Walcott?"
Lucifer
"Albert "Almighty" Walcott."
Lucifer
"Former heavyweight champion of the world, three years running?"
Lucifer
"Okay. Madison Square Garden, 2015,"
Lucifer
"Almighty versus the undefeated Josh Clemson."
Lucifer
"It's round five. The fight's brutal."
Lucifer
"Almighty taking hit after hit after hit."
Lucifer
"Clemson puts in a massive right hook."
Lucifer
"Almighty falls against the ropes. Everyone thinks it's over, but then--"
Lucifer
"Bam! Almighty hits Clemson with an uppercut like a freight train."
Lucifer
"Clemson goes down on the canvas. It's a knockout. The crowd goes wild!"
Lucifer
"Wild!"
Lucifer
"Time out, crime scene. Right."
Lucifer
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