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Clips from Central Park - Rival Busker (S01E01)

"Yes, yes, we can talk business."
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"But first, we're gonna talk ice sculptures."
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"Okay. Okay, bye. Thank you."
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"Cole, I just got a hot tip from a pal at the paper."
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"What do you think about this? Can you set the table?"
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"Wait, wait. Don't touch my notes."
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"Are we eating around Mom's notes again?"
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"I call the only chair that doesn't have papers on it."
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"You know how I've been trying to figure out"
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"why Bitsy Brandenham was funneling money to the mayor?"
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"Let's say yes."
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"Two sort of open spots, one fork, four of us."
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"I'm figuring it out."
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"A sandwich could go here. A beverage could go here."
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"-This could be a chip zone, maybe. -I can eat on my lap."
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"Listen to this."
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"Doug from work just saw something weird happen at the Brandenham Hotel."
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"Upsies."
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"I'm excited to see the secret ballroom."
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"Well, now it's not a secret, is it?"
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"Follow me."
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"Paige, I just saw something weird."
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"I've gotta sneak into the hotel"
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"and find out what's going on in that secret ballroom."
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"How? That hotel's a fortress unless you're staying there."
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"Then I guess I'll have to stay there."
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"Hey, Marvin."
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"I need the newspaper to pay for me to stay at the Brandenham Hotel for one night."
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"Okay, great."
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"He said absolutely hell no."
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"Hey, babe, maybe we could possibly..."
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"Oh, boy. Sorry, just bracing for it."
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"-Pay for a room? -It's, like, 400 bucks a night there."
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"-It's closer to five. -I just got light-headed."
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"I know it's a lot of money, but my gut has a hunch that my inklings are right."
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"-I really think I can crack this thing. -I believe in you, Paige,"
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"but I'm allowed to cry a little bit about the 500-- I don't wanna say it."
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"You know what makes people feel better"
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"when they spend a ton of money they don't really have?"
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"Watching some owl cam."
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"Thank God for those damn owls. Molly, you in, baby?"
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"Hotel. I wanna go hotel."
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"It's kind of a work trip."
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"Please, Mother. Don't leave me with the owls."
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"A girl shouldn't even have to say that."
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"All right, fine. But nothing from the minibar."
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"If I see one of those triangular chocolate bars on the bill tomorrow, so help me..."
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"I'm gonna wear a fluffy robe tonight."
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"This one is disappointing too."
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"Three hours till the wedding. No pressure."
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"-What do think, Anya? -It's terrible. Give me another one."
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"She's a nervous eater. Gets it from her mother."
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"-The bride looks sort of terrified. -That's just her face."
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"So, after you're done eating half the appetizers we prepared for tonight,"
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"can we talk business?"
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"I'm too nervous."
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"If all goes well tonight, there will be nothing to discuss."
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"That sounds like a bad thing."
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"No, "nothing to discuss" in a good way. Like, if this goes well, I'm in."
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"This salad is beautiful. Approved."
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"-That's a centerpiece. -Now it's a salad."
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"Okay, drumroll."
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"-Dad, that's trumpets. -Right, sorry."
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"-Okay, we're headed to the hotel. -That's great, babe."
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"Are you sure you're not just watching a still image?"
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"Yeah. I mean, I don't think we are."
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"Well, have a fun night looking at a picture of an owl."
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"It might be a picture."
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"It blinked. It just blinked. It definitely blinked."
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"Yeah, it did."
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"Hey, did you know owls are actually not intelligent at all?"
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"-They're lucky they're hot. -So hot."
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"An elevator for short people? This place has everything."
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"That's a dumbwaiter. If you were to order room service--"
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"Which we will definitely not be doing, because someone brought yogurt."
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"You're welcome."
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"For guests who did not bring yogurt,"
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"the kitchen sends a food cart to your floor on that little elevator."
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"And a dumb waiter pushes it in, or where does he come in?"
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"And here's your room."
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"All right, I'm gonna use this desk as my command center."
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"And... yeah. There it is."
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"All right, I'm gonna go snoop around, see if I can find any Russians."
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"I'm sorry, but I think this has to be mama by herself."
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"Pretty focused on this bed right now. I've had a week."
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"Just know you're gonna be poor again when this is done."
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"And don't even look at this."
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"Look away. Good."
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"Oh, no. Did we both fall asleep?"
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"Hopefully the owl didn't see. Should we take a break?"
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"I've had to pee so long that I no longer have to pee,"
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"which I think is dangerous."
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"Or I peed."
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"Oh, my God, owl babies!"
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"There's a couple of white Russians."
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"You're not so secret anymore, ballroom."
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"Come on. Come on. Come on."
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"Oh, God."
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"Oh, God."
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"Hi. Just doing exercise on the stairs."
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"Love stairs. These are good ones. They go up and down."
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"Give me a name, please."
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"You look like a Derek."
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"-Okay, bye. -No, your name."
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"-What do you think my name is? -Lookie-loo who's leaving."
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"They're expecting me. You're gonna be so sorry."
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"Will you just tell me if this is the secret ballroom?"
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"It's definitely not."
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"That's what you sound like."
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"-This one looks like a Tito. -I can see it."
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"Their mom has been gone a really long time."
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"Yeah, they look so hungry."
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"I wanna go chew up some food and spit it in their mouths."
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"-Oh, no! -Tito!"
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"-Tito can't get back in the nest. -Why did he do that?"
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"-Why did he just fall over? -'Cause they're dumb."
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"You're so dumb, Tito!"
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"I'm sorry. I didn't mean that. I love you."
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"We should do something."
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"But we would be messing with nature. That's a big no-no."
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