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Clips from Central Park - Rival Busker (S01E01)

"Tito is not nature. He's our baby."
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"We've watched him grow and make bad choices."
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"Hold on, Tito. Your human family's comin'."
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"Oh, boy."
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"-Hello? -This is your wake-up call, Ms. Thang."
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"Thank you so much. Can I set another for one minute from now?"
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"No. Once you're up, you're up."
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"Amazing wedding so far. Incredible! On such short notice."
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"Everyone's talking about how great everything is."
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"-What? -So, my park plan."
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"Should we make small talk about big numbers? You start."
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"Where is Anya?"
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"I'm sure she's just having a pre-wedding BM."
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"It's pretty standard."
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"-Isn't that right, Helen? -It's her day."
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"Ms. Brandenham, Ms. Anya just grabbed some meats from the fridge"
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"and ran off screaming, "Don't let them find me.""
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"-What? -Okay, now that seems bad."
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"So, do we need her to proceed?"
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"This is terrible. What is she thinking? Zack is Syracuse royalty."
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"-We need to find her. -Helen, seal the exits."
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"Dmitry, we'll find her. Or someone that looks like her."
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"-What? No. -Never mind."
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"That's plan B."
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"Come on. Let's move."
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"As Bitsy and Helen leave to hunt down the runaway bride--"
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"What? I'm just busking. Is this bothering you?"
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"No. Ignoring you."
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"-As Bitsy and Helen search the hotel, -Busking louder."
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"hoping to find Anya and change her mind about this wedding--"
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"-Okay, that's it. -Not bothering. Hey!"
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"You need to go. Go. Bad boy."
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"No. I'm a good boy."
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"I'm not gonna leave. This family needs me."
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"When there's a man outside your window"
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"And he's out there looking in, oh"
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"And you know it's just his job To clean the windows"
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"That's how his day goes"
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"But the look upon his face shows"
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"That this might be way too close Way too close"
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"You're fully naked And he's basically a foot away"
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"That's way too close, way too close"
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"That is what I mean When I say you're too close"
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"I don't get what you're saying"
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"It sounds like he was just concerned And I feel like that is earned"
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"You're not getting it."
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"When there's a boy who loves his piggy"
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"Sounds like a great piggy"
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"But the pig gets really biggy"
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"Piggy's gotta grow, gotta fly"
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"And his daddy says"
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"-"It's time to give me Piggy -What?"
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"-He's coming with me" -Oh, no"
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"-The boy forgot that they were farmers -Pig farmers"
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"And he knows that he is Way too close, way too close"
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"Now he can barely eat his bacon And he knows that he was"
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"Way too close, way too close"
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"Wouldn't you agree he got too close?"
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"Is it like when a stranger In the next stall over"
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"Asks you for some toilet paper Which is fine and dandy"
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"Until they start to tell you All about their day without you asking"
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"And they talk to you While you can hear everything"
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"-Everything -Everything"
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"-Everything -Everything"
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"You don't know What the heck is happening"
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"Or how to stop whatever it is Yeah, whatever it is"
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"It's way too close, way too close"
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"None of this applies to me This family's my family"
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"-You're way too close, way too close -Never too close, never too close"
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"This is why it's bad to be too close"
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"This is not that boy and his piggy"
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"That boy is probably a vegan now Because he got way too close"
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"And it's hard to be a vegan"
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"'Cause there are not as many options"
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"I guess that's something we agree on"
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"Can I stay here if I play quietly? I wanna at least find out what happens."
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"No! You're torturing yourself."
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"And, more importantly, you are driving me crazy. Go."
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"Birdie takes this in as he walks away, defeated,"
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"with his funny little waddle and his mayonnaise-stained jacket."
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"Stop narrating about me! Stop it!"
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"He's a sad, sad, broken spirit. Who just stepped in gum."
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"I said stop it!"
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"He's not down here, so he must still be in the tree."
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"Or he's already been eaten."
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"Tito! Are you okay?"
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"Hoot once for yes, twice for no."
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"No hoots. What does no hoots mean?"
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"I think I gotta climb up there."
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"I mean, if we're really committing to this whole interfering-with-nature thing."
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"We are. We're very on board."
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"We're gonna make T-shirts. "The Nosy Nature Boys.""
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"-Okay. Here I go. -Here I go too."
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"-Stay there, Cole. -What? Why?"
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"-'Cause it's dangerous. -Well, will you just tell Tito"
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"that the whole rescue thing was my idea and you're just doing the easy part?"
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"Yes, Cole, I'll relay the message."
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"Good ice."
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"Fancy ice. So cold."
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"Hello?"
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"-Hello, I'm stuck! -Hello?"
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"I have put myself in tiny elevator. I can't get out."
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"-I need to hide. -I mean, you were hidden."
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"Yes, but it was very uncomfortable. And there was no place for my fart to go."
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"Come with me."
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"-There you go, Tito. -Yay, Dad, you did it."
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"I told you not to follow me up here."
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"I had FOMO-- "fear of missing owl.""
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"Oh, my God, we're so high up."
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"You're standing too far out. Come closer to the trunk."
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"Come up here with me. Quick."
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"All right, we're going up."
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"That was the branch we needed to get down. No big deal."
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"We're gonna die saving Tito. Never meet your idols."
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"Nope, nope, nope. We're not gonna die. We're gonna be fine."
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"We'll use the owl cam to signal for help."
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"Hello! We're stuck. We need help."
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"-I'm sure help is on the way. -It isn't."
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"Help!"
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"Owen can shout all he wants, but it's pretty late."
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