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Clips from Flight of the Conchords - Mugged (S01E01)

"I'm going to get your camera phone back."
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"If I die, I want you to tell my mom."
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"Okay. Well, write... write down her address."
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"Write it down on that piece of paper."
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"B-10."
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"Well, just phone... you can just phone her and tell her."
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"Oh, okay, I'll just phone her."
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"- It's easier. - 'Cause I might not come back."
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"Okay."
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"So this is it, man. I'm going to get your camera phone now."
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"- You don't need to go and do that. - Yes, I do."
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"- No, you don't. - Well, you loved that thing."
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"Yeah, I didn't really love that camera phone"
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"as much as you thought I loved it."
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"In fact, I kind of think you ruined my phone"
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"when you made me that camera phone. And my camera."
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"I see what you're doing. No way, man."
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"I'll get it for you. I'll get it for you."
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"# There's children on the street using guns and knives #"
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"# Taking drugs and each other's lives #"
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"# Killing each other with knives and forks #"
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"# Calling each other names like dork #"
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"# There's people on the street #"
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"# Getting diseases from monkeys #"
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"# Yeah, that's what I said, they're getting diseases from monkeys #"
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"# Now there's junkies with monkey disease #"
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"# Who's touching these monkeys? #"
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"# P-lease leave these poor sick monkeys alone #"
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"# They've got problems enough as it is #"
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"# Man is lying on the street, some punk's chopped off his head #"
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"# I'm the only one who stops to see if he's dead #"
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"# Mmm, turns out he's dead #"
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"# And that's why I'm singing #"
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"# What... what is wrong with the world today? #"
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"# What's wrong with the world today? #"
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"# What... what is wrong with the world today? #"
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"- # Hey hey # - # You've got to think about it #"
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"# I said think about it #"
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"# Good cops being framed #"
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"# And put into a can #"
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"# All the money that we're making #"
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"# It's going to the Man #"
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"# What man? Which man? Who's the man? #"
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"# When's a man a man? What makes a man a man? #"
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"# Am I a man? Yes #"
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"# Technically, I am #"
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"# They're turning kids into slaves #"
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"# Just to make cheaper sneakers #"
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"# But what's the real cost? #"
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"# 'Cause the sneakers don't seem that much cheaper #"
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"# Why are we still paying so much for sneakers #"
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"# When they're made by little slave kids? #"
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"# What are your overheads? #"
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"# At the end of your life #"
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"# You're lucky if you die #"
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"# Sometimes I wonder why we even try #"
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"# Saw a man lying on the street half-dead #"
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"# With knives and forks sticking out of his leg #"
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"# He said, "Ah ah ah, ow ow ow ow ow ow #"
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"# Can somebody get the knife and fork out of my leg please?" #"
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"# "Can somebody please remove these cutleries from my knees?" #"
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"# And then we break it down #"
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"# This is where we break it down... ooh #"
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"# This is where we break it down... ahh #"
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"# This is where we do the... whoa whoa, break it down #"
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"# This is where we build it up now #"
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"- # We build it up now # - # We're building it up now #"
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"- # We build it up now # - # We build it up #"
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"- # Build it up! # - # And then we stop. #"
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"Hey, you guys."
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"It's me, one of the guys who mugged you last week?"
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"The camera phone? We talked on the phone?"
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"Oh yeah yeah yeah. Yeah hey, how's it going?"
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"You know, not good."
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"Um, do you have the camera phone?"
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"Yeah. Here it is."
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"Here are the photos... I got 'em developed."
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"From the camera phone."
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"You guys had some really good times, huh?"
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"Ah."
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"I hope you don't mind, there's some of me in there."
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"I had to finish out the roll."
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"That's me on a roller coaster."
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"What's that one? It's me with a shopkeeper,"
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"pointing... - pointing a gun. Actually, I should take that."
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"- Well, thanks. - Yeah, thanks, man."
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"Hey, how's John?"
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"We don't really talk much anymore."
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"Oh, yeah. You don't see him?"
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"Yeah, I've seen him... he's over there."
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"We're not really friends though, anymore."
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"- Oh, I'm sorry. - Yeah, he..."
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"he couldn't really forgive me for running out on him like that."
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"You know?"
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"I should have stuck with him and saw it through."
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"Yeah."
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"We had these really big plans, you know?"
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"We were gonna go uptown,"
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"kidnap a rich kid,"
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"and ransom him and... yeah."
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"None of that's really gonna happen now."
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"- That's a real shame. - Yeah, it is."
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"- We'll probably see you around, so... - Yeah."
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"- Is this where you usually mug? - Usually, um..."
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"I've been too depressed to work recently."
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"I just wish John was big enough to accept my apology, you know?"
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"Well man, we're gonna get some pizza."
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"Do you want to come and get a slice of pizza or something?"
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"- Yeah? Really? Oh, I'd love to, man. - Yeah, okay."
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"Um, I'm going to a White Supremacist gig."
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"- It's gonna be awesome. - Oh yeah?"
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"Well, we'll probably just get the pizza."
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"- Mickey? - Hey, man."
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"Bret."
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"Hey, John."
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"- Jemaine. - John."
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"Mickey, uh..."
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"you wanna hang out?"
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"Sure, man."
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"Man, this whole week's been terrible."
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