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Clips from The Wedding Planner

"You may now kiss the bride."
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"From now on, he'll take care of you..."
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"and you'll take care of him."
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"He'll make you big baloney sandwiches..."
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"and you'll buy him new socks and a white briefcase."
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"And you'll live happily ever after."
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"You're the luckiest girl in the world, Barbie."
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"The luckiest girl in the world."
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"You are the luckiest girl in the world."
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"When I did Whitney Houston's wedding, she was even more nervous than you."
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"And you look ten times better than she did."
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"No, I don't."
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"This isn't gonna work."
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"I'm fat!"
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"And I'm gonna marry the wrong guy."
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"Look at me."
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"You are exquisite."
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"You're timeless."
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"You're the envy of your future sister-in-law Janice..."
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"whom I overheard say at the last gown fitting, " Look at those thighs."
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"I'd kill for Tracy's thighs.""
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"But you have more than great thighs."
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"You have the love of a man named Tom."
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"A man who, when he walked into rehearsal dinner the other day..."
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"said, "I can't believe she picked me."
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"I can't believe I'm marrying the most beautiful woman I've ever seen.""
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"That tells me that this marriage of yours is not only gonna work..."
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"it's gonna last forever."
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"Thank you."
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"Oh, Mom, come here."
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"Excuse me."
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"Hey, what are you doing?"
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"Thank you!"
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"Keep to areas A, B and E. I don't want any interference with the video team."
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"I know who you're looking for. They're right downstairs."
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"- Father, where are you going? - Nature calls."
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"You must call back later. We're about to start."
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"Let's go. Inside."
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"Good morning."
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"Penny, stop flirting. We're going in one."
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"Penny, go to M-12. We have a dark Tower choking the AV."
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"Hi, ma'am. You're in the preferred seating list."
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"- If you'll just follow me. - Bye."
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"There we go."
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"Enjoy the wedding from way back here."
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"Dark Tower demolished."
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"All right. Places, everyone."
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"Todd, cut the fill lights."
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"Maestro, on three."
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"Excuse me, Mary. We can't find the father of the bride."
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"That's okay. I got it. Penny, send over the FOB."
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"I did, 15 minutes ago."
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"Cover me up north. The FOB is MIA."
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"Oh, no, no, no. Count to 100 and start again, okay?"
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"Father, you're gonna have to hold it."
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"Good."
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"Hey, guys, we're on. Come on, put your jackets on."
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"Hickory, dickory, dock. The mouse ran up the clock."
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"I have a 20 on the FOB."
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"My little girl's getting married today."
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"I remember her graduation from nursery school..."
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"when she was a little girl."
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"I remember..."
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"like it was yesterday."
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"- Who are you? - I'm the wedding planner."
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"Look, there's the wedding planner."
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"She must lead such a romantic life."
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"" Earwax.""
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""X" on a double letter. "A" on a triple word."
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"Seventy-two points."
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"No, I challenge you. " Earwax" is two words."
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"- It's one. - You're bluffing."
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"" Munch." Sixteen points."
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"Sixteen."
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"Maria, I know I'm a pain in the neck. I just want you to be happy."
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"I'm gonna say something that you may be a little resistant to..."
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"but sometimes a father has to take action."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"I found you a man who has agreed to marry you."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"If her mother was alive..."
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"and she heard that, she'd wish she was dead."
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""Shaft." Twenty-two points."
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"Anyway, you know him. Remember Massimo?"
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"No. Who?"
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"Massimo Lenzetta, the little boy you played with the summer we were in Italy?"
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"- The kid who ate mud? - That's the one!"
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"I bumped into him on New Arrivals Night at the Sicilian Association."
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"Why, this is the most wonderful day of my life!"
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"A man of my very own!"
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"- You must bring me to him at once. - No need."
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"- He's here? - Yeah."
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"- He's here? He's here? - Massimo."
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"- No, he didn't. - Oh, my God."
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"Oh, my God."
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"You remember Massimo?"
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"That mud did him good."
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"The last time I see you, you were scrawny and ugly..."
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"and your head was too big for your body."
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"How nice. Thank you."
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"You're welcome."
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"I look forward to our life together."
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"I want three sons and a garden of tomatoes."
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"Okay then."
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"Tomatoes? Tomatoes?"
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"Maria, wait."
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"- Good morning. - Good morning."
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"The paper, and I'm gonna take that Yahoo too."
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"4.50."
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"- Keep it. - Thanks."
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"- See ya. - Bye."
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"- You look all excited. - I am."
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"- Mary, I need-- - Can you take it, please?"
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"Francine Donolly."
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"Her family sold gourmet sausages out of the working-class kitchen."
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"- Yeah? - Now today, five years later..."
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"they're one of the biggest Internet food specialty companies in America."
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"Pierre, I love you, but if you use another carnation in my bouquet..."
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"I will deport you."
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"- Thank you so much. - Geri."
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