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Clips from Monty Python's Flying Circus - The BBC Entry for the Zinc Stoat of Budapest (S01E01)

It says crunchy frog quite clearly.

"It says crunchy frog quite clearly."

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Well, the superintendent thought it was an almond whirl.

"Well, the superintendent thought it was an almond whirl."

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People won't expect there to be a frog in there.

"People won't expect there to be a frog in there."

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They're bound to think it's some form of mock frog. People won't expect there to be a frog in there.

"They're bound to think it's some form of mock frog. People won't expect there to be a frog in there."

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They're bound to think it's some form of mock frog.

"They're bound to think it's some form of mock frog."

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Mock frog?

"Mock frog?"

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We use no artificial preservatives

"We use no artificial preservatives"

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Or additives of any kind.

"Or additives of any kind."

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Nevertheless, I must warn you that in future

"Nevertheless, I must warn you that in future"

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You should delete the words crunchy frog

"You should delete the words crunchy frog"

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And replace them with the legend

"And replace them with the legend"

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crunchy, raw, unboned, real dead frog

"crunchy, raw, unboned, real dead frog"

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If you want to avoid prosecution.

"If you want to avoid prosecution."

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What about our sales?

"What about our sales?"

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I'm not interested in your sales.

"I'm not interested in your sales."

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I have to protect the general public.

"I have to protect the general public."

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Now, how about this one?

"Now, how about this one?"

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It was number five, wasn't it?

"It was number five, wasn't it?"

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Number five-- ram's bladder cup.

"Number five-- ram's bladder cup."

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What kind of confection is this?

"What kind of confection is this?"

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We use choicest, juicy chunks of fresh cornish ram's bladder

"We use choicest, juicy chunks of fresh cornish ram's bladder"

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Emptied, steamed, flavored with sesame seeds

"Emptied, steamed, flavored with sesame seeds"

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Whipped into a fondue and garnished with lark's vomit.

"Whipped into a fondue and garnished with lark's vomit."

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Lark's vomit?

"Lark's vomit?"

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Correct.

"Correct."

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Well, it don't say nothing about that here.

"Well, it don't say nothing about that here."

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Oh, yes, it does, on the bottom of the box

"Oh, yes, it does, on the bottom of the box"

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After monosodium glutamate.

"After monosodium glutamate."

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Well, I hardly think this is good enough.

"Well, I hardly think this is good enough."

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I think it would be more appropriate

"I think it would be more appropriate"

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If the box bore a large red label warning, lark's vomit.

"If the box bore a large red label warning, lark's vomit."

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Our sales would plummet.

"Our sales would plummet."

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Well, why don't you move

"Well, why don't you move"

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Into more conventional areas of confectionery

"Into more conventional areas of confectionery"

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Like praline or lime cream?--

"Like praline or lime cream?--"

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A very popular flavor I'm led to understand.

"A very popular flavor I'm led to understand."

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I mean, look at this one-- cockroach cluster.

"I mean, look at this one-- cockroach cluster."

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anthrax ripple.

"anthrax ripple."

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What's this one-- spring surprise?

"What's this one-- spring surprise?"

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Ah, now, that's our specialty--

"Ah, now, that's our specialty--"

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Covered in darkest creamy chocolate

"Covered in darkest creamy chocolate"

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When you pop it in your mouth, steel bolts spring out

"When you pop it in your mouth, steel bolts spring out"

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And plunge straight through both cheeks.

"And plunge straight through both cheeks."

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Well, where's the pleasure in that?

"Well, where's the pleasure in that?"

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If people place a nice chocky in their mouths

"If people place a nice chocky in their mouths"

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They don't want their cheeks pierced.

"They don't want their cheeks pierced."

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In any case

"In any case"

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This is an inadequate description of the sweetmeat.

"This is an inadequate description of the sweetmeat."

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I should have to ask you

"I should have to ask you"

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To accompany me to the station.

"To accompany me to the station."

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It's a fair cop.

"It's a fair cop."

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Stop talking to the camera.

"Stop talking to the camera."

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I'm sorry.

"I'm sorry."

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If only the general public would take more care

"If only the general public would take more care"

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When buying its sweeties

"When buying its sweeties"

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It would reduce the number of man-hours lost to the nation

"It would reduce the number of man-hours lost to the nation"

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And they would spend less time having their stomachs pumped

"And they would spend less time having their stomachs pumped"

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And sitting around in public lavatories.

"And sitting around in public lavatories."

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The bbc would like to apologize

"The bbc would like to apologize"

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For the extremely poor quality of the next announcement

"For the extremely poor quality of the next announcement"

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Only he is not at all well.

"Only he is not at all well."

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We present the dull life of a city stockbroker.

"We present the dull life of a city stockbroker."

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Yes, sir, coming right up, the theater sketch, so don't move.

"Yes, sir, coming right up, the theater sketch, so don't move."

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Me heap want see play.

"Me heap want see play."

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Me want play start heap soon.

"Me want play start heap soon."

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Yes, well, I think it begins in a minute.

"Yes, well, I think it begins in a minute."

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Me heap big fan cicely courtneidge.

"Me heap big fan cicely courtneidge."

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Yes, she's very good.

"Yes, she's very good."

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She fine actress.

"She fine actress."

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She make interpretation heap subtle.

"She make interpretation heap subtle."

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She heap good diction and timing.

"She heap good diction and timing."

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She make part really live for indian brave.

"She make part really live for indian brave."

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Yes, yes, she's marvelous.

"Yes, yes, she's marvelous."

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My father-- chief running stag, leader of mighty redfoot tribe--

"My father-- chief running stag, leader of mighty redfoot tribe--"

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Him heap keen on michael denison and dulcie gray.

"Him heap keen on michael denison and dulcie gray."

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Um, do you go to the theater a lot?

"Um, do you go to the theater a lot?"

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When moon high over prairie, when wolf howl over mountain

"When moon high over prairie, when wolf howl over mountain"

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When mighty wind roar through yellow valley

"When mighty wind roar through yellow valley"

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We go leatherhead rep.

"We go leatherhead rep."

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Block booking, upper circle

"Block booking, upper circle"

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Whole tribe get in on 3/6d each.

"Whole tribe get in on 3/6d each."

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That's very good.

"That's very good."

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Stage manager, stan wilson, heap good friend redfoot tribe.

"Stage manager, stan wilson, heap good friend redfoot tribe."

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After show, we go powwow, speakum with director sandy camp

"After show, we go powwow, speakum with director sandy camp"

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In snug bar of bell and compasses.

"In snug bar of bell and compasses."

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Him mighty fine director.

"Him mighty fine director."

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Him heap famous.

"Him heap famous."

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Yes, I don't know him myself.

"Yes, I don't know him myself."

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Him say leatherhead rep

"Him say leatherhead rep"

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Like to play with redfoot tribe.

"Like to play with redfoot tribe."

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Oh, that's good.

"Oh, that's good."

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We do dial m for murder.

"We do dial m for murder."

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Chief running elk, him kill buffalo with bare hands

"Chief running elk, him kill buffalo with bare hands"

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Run thousand paces while the sun is high

"Run thousand paces while the sun is high"

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Him play chief inspector hardy.

"Him play chief inspector hardy."

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Heap good fine actor.

"Heap good fine actor."

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You do a lot of acting, do you?

"You do a lot of acting, do you?"

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Yes, redfoot tribe live by acting and hunting.

"Yes, redfoot tribe live by acting and hunting."

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You don't fight anymore?

"You don't fight anymore?"

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Yes! redfoot make war.

"Yes! redfoot make war."

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When chief yellow snake was leader

"When chief yellow snake was leader"

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And mighty eagle was in land of forefather

"And mighty eagle was in land of forefather"

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We fight pawnee at oxbow crossing.

"We fight pawnee at oxbow crossing."

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When pawnee steal our rehearsal copies of reluctant debutante...

"When pawnee steal our rehearsal copies of reluctant debutante..."

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We kill 50 pawnee.

"We kill 50 pawnee."

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Houses heap full every night.

"Houses heap full every night."

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Heap good publicity.

"Heap good publicity."

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I think it's about to start now.

"I think it's about to start now."

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Thank god for that.

"Thank god for that."

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Paleface like eat chocolate?

"Paleface like eat chocolate?"

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No, thank you very much.

"No, thank you very much."

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Mmm, crunchy frog, heap good.

"Mmm, crunchy frog, heap good."

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Ladies and gentlemen, before the play starts

"Ladies and gentlemen, before the play starts"

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I would like to apologize to you all

"I would like to apologize to you all"

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But unfortunately, miss cicely courtneidge is unable to appear

"But unfortunately, miss cicely courtneidge is unable to appear"

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Owing to...

"Owing to..."

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Oh, did you read that, edgar?

"Oh, did you read that, edgar?"

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What was that, dear?

"What was that, dear?"

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There's been another indian massacre

"There's been another indian massacre"

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At dorking civic theater.

"At dorking civic theater."

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