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Clips from Monty Python's Flying Circus - The BBC Entry for the Zinc Stoat of Budapest (S01E01)

"About time, too, dear."
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"those who were left alive at the end"
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"Got their money back."
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"That's what live theater needs--"
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"A few more massacres."
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"the police are anxious to speak"
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"to anyone who saw the crime"
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"ladies with large breasts"
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"Or just anyone who likes policemen."
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"Yes, policemen make wonderful friends."
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"So if you are over six feet tall and would like a friend--"
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"A pen friend-- in the police force"
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"Here is the address to write to: mrs. ena frog"
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"8 masonic apron street, cowdenbeath."
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"Remember, policemen make wonderful friends"
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"So write today and take advantage of our free officer."
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"Thank you."
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"Now for the next sketch."
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"Ooh..."
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"Oh, thank you."
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"Ooh, a scotsman on a horse!"
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"For mrs. emma hamilton of nelson"
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"A scotsman on a horse."
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"Oh, I liked that."
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"I want to get one of those for myself, too, peachy-face."
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"Ooh!"
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"Whoa!"
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"Whoa!!"
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"The police, percy!"
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"We know you're in there"
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"So come out with your hands up"
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"And there'll be no trouble."
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"You'll never take me alive, copper."
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"Ooh, all right."
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"Good morning, boys."
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"Good morning, mr. saltzberg."
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"Sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down."
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"Well, boys, I want you to know"
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"That I think you're the best six writers in movies today."
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"And I want you to know that I've had an idea"
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"For the next movie I'm going to produce"
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"And I want you boys to write it."
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"Oh, sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down."
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"There'll be plenty of time for that later on."
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"Now, here's my idea."
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"It's great."
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"You like it?"
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"Do you like it?"
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"Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah."
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"What do you like best about it?"
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"Oh, well, you haven't told us what it is yet."
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"What?"
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"Um... I like what he likes."
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"What do you like?"
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"Oh, I like what he likes."
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"I like what he likes."
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"I like what he likes."
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"I'm just crazy about what he likes."
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"What do you like about it?"
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"I agree with them."
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"Good, now we're getting somewhere."
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"Now, here's the start of the movie."
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"I see snow..."
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"White snow."
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"Think of the colors!"
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"And in the snow, I see a tree."
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"Wait, wait, I haven't finished yet."
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"There's more?"
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"And by this tree, gentlemen"
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"I see a dog."
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"ole!"
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"And, gentlemen, this dog goes up to the tree"
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"And he piddles on it."
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"Hallelu jah!"
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"Have we got a movie!"
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"He tells it the way it is."
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"It's where it's at."
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"This is something else."
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"It's out of sight!"
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"I like it, I like it!"
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"Oh, yeah?"
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"Yeah, yeah, I promise I like it."
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"Sir, I don't know how to say this"
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"But I've got to be perfectly frank."
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"I really and truly believe this story of yours"
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"Is the greatest story in motion picture history."
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"Get out!"
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"If there's one thing I can't stand, it's a yes-man."
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"Get out!"
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"I'll see you never work again!"
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"What do you think?"
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"Well, I uh..."
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"Just because I have an idea"
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"It doesn't mean it's great."
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"It could be lousy."
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"It could?"
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"Yeah, what do you think?"
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"It's lousy."
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"There you are, you see, he spoke his mind."
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"He said my idea was lousy."
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"Just so happens my idea isn't lousy."
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"So get out, you goddamn pinko subversive, get out!"
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"You!"
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"Well, i... I think it's an excellent idea."
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"Are you a yes-man?"
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"No... I mean, there may be things against it."
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"You think it's lousy?"
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"No, no... I mean, it takes time."
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"Are you being indecisive?"
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"Yo..."
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"Nes... perhaps."
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"Now, I hope you three gentlemen aren't going to be indecis..."
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"What the hell are you doing under that table?"
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"We dropped our pencils."
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"Pencil-droppers, eh?"
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"No, no, no."
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"Right."
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"Now, I want your opinion of my idea."
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"You!"
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"Has he had a heart attack?"
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