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Clips from Monty Python's Flying Circus - The BBC Entry for the Zinc Stoat of Budapest (S01E01)

"At 11:15."
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"All right, any questions?"
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"We don't seem to be doing anything illegal."
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"What do you mean?"
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"Well, we're paying for the watch."
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"Yeah?"
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"Well, why are we paying for the watch?"
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"They wouldn't give it to us"
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"If we didn't pay for it, would they?"
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"I don't like this outfit."
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"Why not?"
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"Well, we never break"
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"The bloody law!"
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"What do you mean?!"
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"Well, look at that bank job last week."
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"What was wrong with that?"
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"Well, having to go in there"
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"With a mask on and ask for £15"
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"Out of my deposit account--"
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"That's what was wrong."
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"What are you trying to say, larry?"
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"Couldn't we just steal the watch, boss?"
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"Oh, you dumb cluck!"
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"We spent weeks organizing this job!"
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"Reg rented a room across the road"
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"And filmed people going in and out every day."
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"Vic spent three weeks looking at watch catalogs"
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"Till he knew the price of each one backwards."
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"And I'm not going to risk the whole raid"
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"Just for the sake of breaking the law!"
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"Couldn't we park in the double yellow line?"
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"No!"
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"Couldn't we get A dog to foul the foot?"
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"What's the matter with you?"
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"I just thought I've..."
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"I left the car on a meter and it's..."
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"Overdue?"
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"Yes, boss."
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"How much?"
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"I don't know, boss"
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"Maybe two... maybe five minutes."
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"Five minutes overdue?!"
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"You fool!"
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"You fool!!"
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"All right, we have no time to lose."
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"Ken, shave all your hair off, get your passport"
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"And meet me at this address"
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"In rio de janeiro tuesday night."
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"Vic, go to east africa"
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"Have plastic surgery and meet me there."
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"Reg, go to canada, work your way south to nicaragua by july."
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"Larry, you stay here as front man."
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"Give us 15 minutes, then blow the building up."
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"All right, make it fast."
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"Hey, boss, I can't blow the building up."
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"Why not?"
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"It's illegal."
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"Oh, bloody hell."
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"Well, we'd better give ourselves up, then."
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"We can't boss."
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"Why not?"
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"We haven't done anything illegal."
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"Excuse me."
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"No, well, I think being illegal makes it more exciting."
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"Yeah, I agree."
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"I mean, if you're going to go straight"
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"You might as well be a vicar or something."
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"What?"
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"I agree."
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"If there were fewer robbers"
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"There wouldn't be so many of them, numerically speaking."
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"I think sexual ecstasy is overrated."
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"Well, how very interesting"
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"Because I'm now made entirely of tin."
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"After a few more of these remarks"
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"I shall be appearing in a sketch, so stay tuned."
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"It's the uniform that puts them off-- that and my bad breath."
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"We like dressing up, yes."
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"Hello again."
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"I am at present still on film, but in a few seconds"
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"I shall be appearing in the studio."
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"Thank you."
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"Hello."
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"Mr. milton, you are sole proprietor and owner"
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"Of the whizzo chocolate company?"
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"I am."
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"Superintendent parrot and i"
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"Are from the hygiene squad."
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"We want to have a word with you about your box of chocolates"
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"Entitled the whizzo quality assortment."
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"Ah, yes."
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"If I may begin at the beginning."
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"First there is the cherry fondue."
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"This is extremely nasty, but we can't prosecute you for that."
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"Agreed."
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"Next, we have"
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"Number four-- crunchy frog."
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"Ah, yes."
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"Am I right"
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"In thinking there's a real frog in here?"
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"Yes, a little one."
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"What sort of frog?"
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"A dead frog."
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"Is it cooked?"
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"No."
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"What, a raw frog?"
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"We use only the finest baby frogs"
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"Dew picked and flown from iraq"
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"Cleansed in the finest quality spring water, lightly killed"
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"And then sealed in a succulent swiss quintuple smooth"
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"Treble cream milk chocolate envelope"
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"And lovingly frosted with glucose."
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"That's as maybe, it's still a frog."
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"Oh, what else?"
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"Well, don't you even take"
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"The bones out?"
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"If we took the bones out"
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"It wouldn't be crunchy, would it?"
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"Superintendent parrot ate one of those."
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"Excuse me a moment."
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