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Clips from Klaus

"- Transport of fragile merchandise... - [Jesper whistling]"
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"...worst on record."
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"Well, there you have it."
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"But, hey, we gave it the old college try, didn't we?"
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"Guess I'll just go pack up and head home then. Too bad."
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"Darn, oh, darn."
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"- Stay right where you are. - No, Dad!"
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"You're right. When will I grow up?"
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"When will I stop squandering all these opportunities,"
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"which you so kindly forced me into,"
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"and become my own man?"
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"I guess I must really hanker down and rethink my priorities."
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"All wrapped up in my silk sheets with some caviar and a sherry..."
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"You still buy the same brand, right?"
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"You think I'm just going to watch you purposely fail"
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"and then let you waltz right back"
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"to a privileged life void of any purpose or meaning?"
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"Well, yeah. Where else would I..."
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"Congratulations. You are now a postman."
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"- [gasps] - Come again?"
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"You are to establish a working postal office in..."
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"Smeerensburg."
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"You've got one year."
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"What? A year? Where? Smeerensburg?"
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"What is... What's happening right now? Dad?"
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"Six thousand letters will suffice."
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"Stamped by your own hand."
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"And listen carefully, Jesper."
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"If you fail to get those letters, you're cut off."
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"No more fancy apartments,"
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"- stagecoach, clothes, galas... - [grunts]"
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"All gone."
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"You can look forward to a cozy spot in the gutter."
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"- But... - Six thousand letters, one year."
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"You can't cheat, bribe or squirm your way out of this one."
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"Dad! Come on! It's me. Let's talk about this, man."
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"It's your son, Jesper! Little Jespie!"
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"Remember, I... "Daddy, can I help you mail the letters?"
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"Can I help you put the medals in the letters"
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"and put them in a stamp with the...""
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"W-w-wait!"
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"Do you know how long it took to press this uniform?"
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"I don't either, but it took somebody hours."
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"Hello?"
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"Burghard! Finally, a friendly face. Can you believe what they..."
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"Burghard, I'm not in the coach with you. Burghard?"
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"[Drill Sergeant] Sir, I'm all for discipline, but Smeerensburg?"
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"Isn't that a bit excessive?"
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"[sighs]"
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"That boy needs a wake-up call, Sergeant. And who knows?"
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"Someday he might even thank me for it."
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"[sarcastically] Thank you, Dad!"
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"This is really wonderful, Father. Thank you so much."
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"This is great, Dad."
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"Really, really great."
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"Thanks, Dad!"
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"[strains and grunts]"
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"Thank you!"
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"I love this terrible coach ride."
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"Thank you so much!"
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"Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank..."
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"[huffs]"
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"[clears throat]"
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"You go back to the intersection. You make a left at the dead tree."
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"You're welcome."
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"What? No. I'm not lost."
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"Trust me, you are."
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"[laughs] Funny! Say, nice boat!"
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"Any chance you might actually get on it today?"
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"What was that?"
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"New postman. Smeerensburg."
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"Which is on an island, which is surrounded by water,"
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"which I need a boat to get to, which you have."
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"Are we starting to connect the dots?"
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"[chuckles]"
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"[Mogens whistling]"
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"Is the weather always like this?"
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"Eh. We're having a bit of a heat wave."
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"Huh?"
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"There she is. Smeerensburg."
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"Charming, huh? Why, you should see it in the spring."
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"That's when those grays really pop."
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"[Mogens whistling]"
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"What happened here?"
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"Oh! Uh, colorful local traditions. Quirky folklore. That kind of thing."
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"All part of this quaint town's vibrant culture."
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"[children giggling]"
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"No, no! Why you..."
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"Oh, you rotten vermin! [yelling]"
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"[shushes]"
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"Where is everyone?"
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"Everyone?"
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"I thought there would be some sort of a reception."
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"Oh! Right. Right, the reception. Of course, the reception."
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"It's good you reminded me."
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"You just ring the bell over there and, uh... and then the reception will start."
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"- The bell? - Yep. Give it a go."
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"And they'll come out."
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"Why, they'll have a band, hors d'oeuvres and, uh... and the key to the city."
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"All that reception stuff."
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"Really?"
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"- Out here? - Why, of course!"
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"Well, it's not every day they get a brand-new postman from the big city."
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"[bell ringing]"
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"[all yelling and clamoring]"
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"Huh?"
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"[clamoring continues]"
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"What's happening?"
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"[gasping]"
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"[screams]"
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"[panting]"
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"- Whoa! Whoa! [gasps] - [man groans]"
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"- [roars] - [Jesper] Aah!"
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"Ow, they're biting! Ow, get off! Get off! Get off!"
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"[shudders]"
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"[yelps]"
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"[Mogens] Isn't this nice?"
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"And you thought they forgot."
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"Quick! Get me out of here! [screams]"
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"[continues screaming]"
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