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Clips from Klaus

"- Uh... - What's going on out here?"
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"- Why is everybody just standing around? - [Mrs. Krum] Well!"
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"Look who's finally throwing in the towel!"
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"Throwing in the... Us?"
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"Ha! That's rich!"
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"Admit it! You weaseled out and rang the bell!"
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"[Mr. Ellingboe] An Ellingboe? Never! It was one of you critters!"
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"Don't you dare raise your voice at me!"
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"- Oh, there you go! - You rang that bell!"
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"- You know you rang... Oh! - [Magdalone growls]"
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"[Mr. Ellingboe] You chicken out, and now you want to pin it on us!"
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"- [Mrs. Krum] Unbelievable! - We were plowing the snow..."
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"[Jesper] Oh, whoa! Hey!"
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"Huh. What've you got there, children?"
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"- Mine! - [Jesper straining]"
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"Pumpkin, show Daddy what you found."
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"[continues straining]"
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"[huffs]"
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"Mine."
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"[gasping]"
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"This is no way to treat a person!"
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"Certainly not this person!"
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"Just one second. Let me just..."
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"A postman?"
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"- Pfft. Give me a break. - When will they learn?"
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"Hey! They've sent us another postman!"
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"[all laughing]"
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"All right. All right."
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"You don't know who I am, so I'm gonna let this one slide."
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"Okay? But let's just say I'm not really a postman."
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"Well, I am, because it's our family business. My father's a..."
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"- Don't get me started, because it's... - Where were we? Oh, yeah. Bell, please!"
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"- [chuckles] - [Jesper] Life is too short"
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"- to go into details, but... [gasps] - [villagers clamoring]"
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"[exclaiming]"
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"[grunts and pants]"
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"[panting]"
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"[Alva] Come to the counter. I'll be right out."
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"All right, listen."
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"Whoever's there, I warn you, you do not want to mess with me. Okay?"
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"Holy mackerel! Oh, the smell!"
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"Fresh out of mackerel. Only herring and burbot today."
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"[grunts]"
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"Oh. [retches]"
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"Oh."
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"Uniform, cold sweat, scared stiff, shaking in your boots."
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"All right, I'm gonna just take a wild guess here."
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"You are the latest mailman,"
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"and the ferryman tricked you into ringing the Battle Bell."
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"The Battle Bell? What kind of a town has a Battle Bell?"
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"Can we open a window in here or something? I can't pretend any..."
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"- [villagers clamoring] - Welcome to Smeerensburg,"
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"home of the world's finest feuds."
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"Feuds?"
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"- [object falling] - Grudges, bickering,"
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"the Krums versus the Ellingboes."
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"- So... - [object lands heavily]"
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"...are you gonna buy something, or are you just here to chitchat?"
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"Wait."
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"Isn't this a school? Shouldn't there be children and a teacher?"
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"Oh! Yes! Oh, thank you! Thank you!"
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"I knew I was forgetting something! Children!"
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"Thank you!"
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"You're the teacher?"
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"Okay, here's how it works."
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"I sell fish, and then the person on the other side of the counter..."
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"- That would be you. You buy... - Holy moly! That's you?"
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"What happened?"
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"- What happened was... - That's... That came out wrong."
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"I took a teaching job"
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"at a place where people don't send their kids to school!"
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"- [splutters] - Mingling with their sworn enemy's spawn?"
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"- [exclaims] - Oh, no! We can't have that!"
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"So, now I'm reduced to doing this so I can get some money"
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"and start fresh somewhere far, far away from here."
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"Are you going to buy something?"
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"Herring's on sale today."
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"[door opens]"
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"Ah! There you are. I wondered where you'd scurried off to!"
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"Morning, Miss. Alva."
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"- [Alva] Mogens. - Come on, sport!"
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"I saved the best for last!"
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"Home sweet home."
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"- Ow! What the... - [boy laughs]"
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"- Mail that, postman! - Now wait a minute, that's completely..."
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"Go home, you loser!"
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"Oh, yeah? Well, if I'm a loser, then you're a, uh..."
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"You're too far. You're gone."
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"[Mogens grunts]"
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"[clucking]"
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"Well, lots of nice, natural light,"
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"rustic touches, central air and panoramic views."
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"- Perfect for animal lovers. - [clucks]"
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"- Enjoy. - Wait! Wait!"
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"This can't be right! I..."
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"[chuckles] Oh, I get it. Did my father put you up to this? Good one."
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"Ha ha. You got me."
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"Okay, well, enough of that. Show me where I'm really staying."
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"I'd like a hot bath and a look at the dinner menu."
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"Here, let me help you out. [clears throat]"
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"You're a postman in Smeerensburg,"
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"which is on an island cut off from the world,"
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"frigid cold, angry, violent neighbors,"
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"and this is home now."
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"Are we starting to connect the dots?"
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"Aah!"
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"Ugh."
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"Almost. Hang in there."
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"[shivering]"
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"[muttering]"
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"What?"
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"- [crows] - [grunts]"
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"[screams]"
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"[shuddering]"
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"[screams]"
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"Hmm?"
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"Oh."
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"[grunts]"
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"- [screeches] - Aah!"
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"[sobbing] That's it! This place is the worst!"
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