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Clips from Klaus

"I'm going home!"
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"No! You can't leave, remember?"
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"You'll be broke! Out in the streets!"
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"But I hate it here!"
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"It's so cold and icky!"
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"And the people are mean to me. And I miss my silk sheets."
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"Shut up! Stop being weak!"
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"Focus! How do you get out of here?"
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"You need... You need..."
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"letters!"
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"Ugh."
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"All right. This is a good one. I can feel it."
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"Come to Papa, you sweet, sweet little..."
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"Oh, come on!"
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"Ugh! Pssh!"
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"[retches]"
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"[groans]"
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"Fine. Go to the source, I guess."
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"Good morning, madame."
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"I'm the postman, obviously."
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"If you have letters you'd like me to send,"
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"you could go scurry ahead and get them and..."
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"Hello! Hi! Hi!"
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"If you have your letters on you, I'd be glad to take them off your..."
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"[grunts]"
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"Hmph!"
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"Birthday cards? Distant cousin?"
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"Deceased notice?"
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"Holy mother!"
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"- [screaming] Any letters... or packages? - [playing instruments noisily]"
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"Any packages?"
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"Come on, people!"
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"Letters! Letters! I don't have all day!"
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"- [screams] - [thugs yell]"
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"Okay, keep low. Don't panic. Don't panic."
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"Oh, I guess that's why they call it "snail mail.""
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"[grunts]"
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"All right. What's going on here? Where are all the letters?"
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"Oh. Folks around here only have one thing to say to one another."
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"Ah."
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"And they're getting their point across pretty well without mail."
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"- Wouldn't you say? - Wait, wait, wait."
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"No letters? But how am I supposed to get out of..."
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"- What the... - [boy] Hello?"
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"Sir, can I get my drawing back?"
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"The wind blew it away."
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"- Please? - Not now, kid."
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"Can't you see I'm busy trying to figure out how to get..."
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"Well, here's a thought."
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"I'm a postman, see?"
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"So I can't give it to you, but I could mail it to you."
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"- [boy] How? - Couldn't be simpler!"
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"I just fold your pretty drawing, very beautiful by the way,"
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"put it in an envelope like this"
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"and then all that's left is postage so I can put it in the mailbox for you."
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"- Postage? - Yep."
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"You just toss a penny over to me so I can stamp it,"
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"and we're all ready to go."
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"Couldn't you just put it in?"
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"Aw. Tsk."
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"I really, really would, but I can't."
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"It's not a letter if it doesn't have postage."
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"See how it works?"
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"So what do you say?"
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"I get my letter, and you get your drawing."
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"Win-win. You want your drawing, don't you?"
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"- Um... - If you don't, I'm gonna keep it."
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"- Hmm. - I love it."
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"I would keep it if I was you,"
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"so I would send this letter back to myself if I was you."
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"[hounds growling]"
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"[boy] Oh, hi, Papa!"
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"This nice man says he can mail my drawing back to me!"
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"- He's lying. Children are liars. - [boy] Can you give him a penny?"
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"Oh, look at that. Wrong address. Silly me."
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"These aren't... You're not the Spendlebergs."
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"I'll see you later."
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"Thank you so much, and no need... [mumbling]"
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"- [hounds barking] - [Jesper] Aah! The puppies! The puppies!"
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"Ah. And that must be the express mail."
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"[Jesper] All right, Smeerensburg."
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"You may have won this round,"
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"but if you think I'm giving up, think again."
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"I'll have my letters in no time,"
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"and then it's bye-bye to you and your cold and your loons"
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"and your chickens! That's right! You too!"
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"[clucking]"
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"You'll see. I give it a week."
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"Two, tops."
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"[wood creaking]"
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"[hens clucking]"
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"Is this a bad time? I can see you're pretty swamped."
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"[sighs] Don't you have..."
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"a job or something?"
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"Why, sure I do."
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"I'm here to pick up all the outgoing mail."
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"So, where is it?"
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"Now, you're gonna have to help me with the heavier bags."
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"Bad back, don't you know."
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"- [Jesper] Man, I hate you. - I know."
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"So, uh, where is the mail, anyway?"
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"Where do you keep it? In a different room now or something?"
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"What about if I walk around the room,"
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"if I get close to the mail, you say "warmer"?"
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"And if I'm getting farther from the mail, you say "colder"?"
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"- And then... - What's that?"
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"What? Oh, the woodsman's cabin?"
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"[Jesper] Yeah, does someone live there?"
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"Well, sure. Yeah, you should definitely drop by."
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"Nice fella. Loves visitors."
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"[bridge creaking]"
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"[grunts]"
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"[door creaking]"
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"Hello? I'm in your house or... whatever this place is."
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"Anybody here?"
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"[grunts softly]"
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"Ah, come on. Really?"
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"[grunting]"
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"Of course. Of course this would happen."
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"Great. I'm gonna kill that boatman."
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