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Clips from Girls5eva - Can't Wait 2 Wait (S02E02)

"Well, now I have to give away Summer to me."
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"* Do, do, do, do *"
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"[laughter] - Oh, Lord."
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"- You clown."
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"- Oh, you know, when I first heard"
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"that Summer was gonna be single again, I prayed."
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"And the big man said, "You made a promise, Chris."
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"Now get down to Jared and pick out ring numero two.""
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"Now for a little housekeeping."
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"I'm getting older now. - No."
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"- If the Lord should decide to calleth me to kick it"
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"before Summer finds the two,"
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"well, then the guardian of her chastity"
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"would fall to the next male heir in the Dutkowsky family."
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"That is her second cousin, Connor."
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"- Who? [light applause]"
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"- Have you ever even heard of Connor?"
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"- I don't like it. He's too excited."
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"- Now, I trust Connor 'cause he killed a garter snake."
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"[laughs] - You know, time flies."
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"It seems like just yesterday we were celebrating"
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"Summer's first ceremony."
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"Do you remember that, honey? - Yeah."
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"- Of course. - Do you remember that"
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"we gave you this Little Baby Lady?"
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"- [laughs] - Jennifer Lynn."
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"- Yeah. - Yeah, now you two"
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"were inseparable-- they were best buds."
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"- Okay. - Look at her."
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"All safe and happy,"
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"her stock continuing to rise."
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"[soft music]"
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"* *"
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"- Summer, don't get your face oils on the box."
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"Just look at it."
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"- The same as your stock will rise in the Lord's eyes"
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"after you take this vow."
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"- Oh. - Summer,"
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"do you promise God,"
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"your future mate, your daddy, and potentially Connor too?"
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"- Not be put in a box! - What's this now?"
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"- Not be put in a box."
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"I can't be like Jennifer Lynn."
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"Oh, I mean--"
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"I hated her! - Oh!"
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"- She couldn't ever do anything."
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"- * Under daddy's wing * - Mom!"
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"- * There's a-- * - Mom! Dad!"
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"[sighs]"
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"I know that you all"
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"are just trying to protect me"
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"from making mistakes,"
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"and I kinda do want that 'cause it is hard out there."
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"But I was one of your mistakes."
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"I turned out pretty good."
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"Daddy,"
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"second-cousin Connor..."
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"You're fired. [crowd gasping]"
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"Because I already have someone who wants to look out for me,"
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"and her name..."
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"is me. - Me?"
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"[cheering] - Oh, hallelujah!"
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"- [coughs] Whore."
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"- Your pipe down, Connor. - What in the heck?"
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"How'd we shank that one, babe?"
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"- I don't know, babe."
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"* *"
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"- I think I know why I did it."
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"I feel boxed in."
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"So I skeezed and cheat-watched "Business Throne.""
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"We're just in this grind, you know?"
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"It's wake up, work, Max, TV, sleep, repeat."
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"- Yeah. I also did something weird."
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"- Did you fuck Cara? - No!"
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"I bought a gravel bike"
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"with Max's 529."
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"It cost four grand, and I can't return it"
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"because it's built to your heel-to-crotch ratio."
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"- What?"
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"Wait, when did you get a mustache?"
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"- I've been growing it for a month."
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"- Oh, my God."
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"Well, I don't think couples our age look at each other"
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"'cause you're always looking at your kid"
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"or "Business Throne" or..."
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"End of list. - Mm."
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"Well, let's look at each other."
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"- Okay. - [chuckles]"
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"[light music]"
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"* *"
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"[door opens]"
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"- It is 10:30 in the morning!"
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"Wow. Between you two and the Chrisses,"
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"maybe there is something to dating a normie."
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"- That's actually progress."
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"- But I won't get Salged again."
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"I will only date the following types of normies:"
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"hotelier, chef, FamCo CEO,"
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"bald guy if he is a European soccer coach."
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"- Would you get out of here?"
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"- Fair."
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"- God."
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"- And for your files... it was Shaq!"
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"- Leave! - Out!"
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"[laughter] - Oh!"
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"- Well, you are walking the devil's path, honey."
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"- I'm sorry, Daddy. - All I can say is,"
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"if you're ever at a thing"
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"and some folks are passing around an oversized,"
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"lubricated pepper grinder,"
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"put a condom on it."
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"'Cause sometimes there's pepper on the tip."
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"- I think I have way more self-control"
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"than you guys, but thanks."
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"- Okay. - All right, then."
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"- Love you guys."
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"- Love you too. Here we go, darling."
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"Step up. Careful, switch."
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"- Maybe two hands on the wheel, Daddy."
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"- During turns, yes. - Okay."
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