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Clips from Girls5eva - Can't Wait 2 Wait (S02E02)

"- On straight highways, we hold hands!"
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"- Okay, let's get to Annie Sez before the--"
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"- Bye, Mama."
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"I love you. I love you."
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"[novelty car horn playing]"
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"both: * I can't wait *"
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"* To wait *"
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"- * Premarital urges aren't itches to be scratched *"
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"* *"
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"- * So look up medical oddities *"
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"* Till those feelings pass *"
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"* *"
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"both: * Jesus waited *"
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"* Santa waited *"
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"* George Washington waited *"
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"* Kermit waited *"
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"* Snoopy waited *"
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"* Dingus Duck didn't wait *"
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"- * Which is why you've never heard of him *"
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"both: * He died of STDs *"
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"* From doing sex on a whim *"
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"- * Your parts are little sneaks *"
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"* Who don't want you to wait *"
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"* *"
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"- * Because they know *"
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"* In Heaven they get checked at the gate *"
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"* *"
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"- * Saint Peter, don't let no sleaze get by *"
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"- * That's how angels are light enough to fly *"
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"- * Now, doing it may seem natural and legit *"
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"* *"
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"- * But there's a reason *"
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"* Stephen King named his killer clown "It" *"
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"* *"
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"- * It steals your youth and drags you into the sewer *"
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"- * But waiting guarantees you the perfect future *"
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"both: * I can't wait *"
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"- Good night, everybody! - Good night!"
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"- Summer, of Girls5eva... - Yeah."
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"- Let's talk about your music career."
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"Are you a virgin? - Yes."
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"I made a promise to myself"
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"and my parents and my God."
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"It's why I wear this purity ring."
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"I want my wedding night to be special"
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"because we're probably gonna be in a Hyatt."
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"- Next up, we ask the guys of Matchbox Twenty"
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"about singing and playing instruments."
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"[pop music]"
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"all: * Gonna be famous 5eva *"
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"* 'Cause 4eva's too short *"
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"* It's too short *"
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"* Gonna be famous 3gether *"
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"* 'Cause that's 1 more than 2gether *"
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"* Gonna be famous 5eva *"
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"* 'Cause 4eva's too short *"
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"* So what are you waiting 5? *"
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"* Girls5eva *"
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"- Ugh!"
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"Your shower makes me smell like tap water."
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"- What? You got a big date?"
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"- I cannot disclose the size of the man I'm meeting."
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"I signed an NDA with "The NBA on TNT.""
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"- Oh. Well, that's how most great love stories start."
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"- Dawn, remember when I made a promise"
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"that I would always tell you when your clothes"
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"disappointed me? - No."
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"- You weren't there, but I made a promise."
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"What are those?"
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"- Oh, my sheers."
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"What, you don't have TV pants"
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"where you put in so many ass hours they're kinda clear?"
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"Scott, start it."
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"- Enjoy your crushing mundanity."
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"Just sitting there, reeking of tap water."
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"- Previously on "Business Throne"..."
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"- You look like a fucking dildo"
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"that melted in a dishwasher."
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"Happy birthday, son."
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"- They're so terrible"
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"in beautiful places."
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"- The only thing left is Brown Mountain Bold Squeeze?"
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"Come on, guys. - Morning, ladies."
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"- Hello. - Hey."
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"- How do you all feel about a box"
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"to kick your trainers against? - Okay."
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"- I like an assignment, personally,"
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"'cause if there's no box, I'm just kicking air,"
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"and what's that all about, right?"
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"- What are you saying? - Tate's email."
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"The label is hoping the album can have a love song."
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"- I'm not gonna write them a love song"
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"'cause they ask for it. - No."
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"- You know, something raw and achingly true"
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"that can one day be in a Super Bowl ad"
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"where a lady likes a travel website."
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"- Well, they came to the right place,"
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"because I can't do anything"
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"without bringing sex to the table."
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"[chuckles]"
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"- I'm bringing the heat too."
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"Caroline and I are back in biz."
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"- I did stuff last night too. - Really?"
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"- What? Wait, with who?"
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"What base? Why am I being so aggressive?"
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"- Okay. His name is Liam,"
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"and we met on Christian Kringle."
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"It's a dating site for Christians who love Santa."
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"I can't say that it was the best date."
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"I had fun. [chuckles]"
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"- Me too."
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"- Oh."
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"[moaning]"
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"Oh, my gosh. I'm so sorry."
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"It's just--it's been a really long time."
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"But then we went inside and had..."
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"[whispering] Sex."
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"Yeah, it wasn't magical."
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"I didn't see fireworks."
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"- Still, I'm proud of you for trying."
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