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Clips from Weeds - Head Cheese (S04E04)

"...compared to the saunas at Fresh Start."
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"You're a pilot. Do you fly like this?"
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"Coked to the gills."
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"You don't wanna fly with me when I'm sober."
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"When I crash, we all crash."
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"Remember the Trump Shuttle?"
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"That was my first gig, right? I couldn't afford blow."
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"Fucking No Doze and Dexatrim. That is no way to live."
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"I love the moment right before, you know, when you're still looking at it --"
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"I love the moment when it goes up your nose. Fucking awesome."
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"Here."
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"No."
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"No."
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"I'm gonna help you."
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"Barry, I am your partner."
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"We can do this."
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"Clean and sober."
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"Come on."
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"Fuck off. Hey, I was gonna share this with you."
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"- Now you're bumming me out. - Give me the drug."
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"- Give it to me. - Hey, that's mine."
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"- I snuck this in up my ass. - Give it to me!"
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"- Give it to me! - You can't!"
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"She is fucking forcing me to snort coke. Oh, you gotta help me."
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"It's bullshit."
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"I spent 25 years with a woman who didn't put out."
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"I deserve some."
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"- It's been one day. - And a half."
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"I don't know what to do."
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"It's been forever since I had to court a chick..."
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"...and let's face it, getting laid in the '70s was easy."
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"I drove a Camaro."
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"Man, I wish I grew up then. I got totally shafted."
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"Fucking AIDS."
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"Ruined everyone's fun."
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"I thought you got laid all the time."
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"But I had to use condoms."
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"Andy, I smuggled her here."
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"I think that merits some "cock-amole" on her "face-adilla.""
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"Possibly, but what do you really know about her?"
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"Not much."
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"Maybe I should buy her scented body wash."
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"Look, she's probably scared."
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"I mean, she's totally out of her element. Make her feel comfortable."
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"- How do I do that? - Talk to her."
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"Okay, talk to her. About what?"
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"About anything."
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"On the way over here, we had great talks."
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"She grew up in an orphanage. Start there."
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"- She's an orphan? - Yeah."
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"Sweet. Daddy issues."
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"Age difference should work in my favor."
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"Finding God?"
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"God finds me."
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"You don't look well."
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"No."
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"I'm not well."
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"That ayahuasca really fucked me up."
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"You, however, look fantastic."
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"I have a charity function, but my love says we need to talk."
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"So..."
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"...charity waits."
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"What's coming through the tunnel?"
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"What comes through the tunnel."
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"I am told by the people I work with..."
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"...the people you work with..."
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"...that boxes come through that tunnel."
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"Like..."
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"...weed."
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"Heroin."
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"Cocaine. Guns."
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"- Stop me if I make a mistake. - Boxes."
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"- Girls. - No."
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"- No girls. - There was a girl."
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"Guillermo brought her in. Said she was his cousin."
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"I don't get into details. I really don't."
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"There are guns coming through the tunnel into your city."
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"Where are they going?"
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"They go to the people who want them."
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"And you're okay with that?"
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"It's how I build schools."
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"Hospitals."
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"It's how you provide for your family."
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"Yeah."
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"She wasn't Guillermo's cousin."
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"Charity calls."
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"It's not enough."
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"Your charity."
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"Go home, Nancy."
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"Get some sleep."
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"Eat with your children."
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"Take a walk by the water."
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"Nothing is ever enough..."
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"...but we live, and we try."
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"Got a proposition for you."
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"Can it wait till after my bath?"
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"Guess not."
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"The cheese shop is really taking off."
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"People love cheese."
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"People love my weed."
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"- The proposition? - I'm getting to it."
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"Okay, get to it faster."
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"Okay."
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"The problem is space. I need more space."
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"You and me both."
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"Secure space, where people can't wander in."
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"Larger, safer, away from where I sell, right?"
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"- Right. - Okay. So here it is."
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"We're partners."
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"You stake me. I find a place to grow."
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"Been there. Done that."
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"Fucked it up. Twice."
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"We don't have to make the same mistakes this time. We've learned."
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"We've learned to not do it anymore."
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"Lisa told me you would say no."
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"- Let me think about it. - That's all I'm asking."
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"Good. That's all I'm doing."
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"What was it like?"
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"Confusing. Brisk."
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"Messy."
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