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Clips from Silicon Valley - Signaling Risk (S01E01)

"Cock-sucker."
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"Boo-yah."
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"Guys? Have you been out front yet?"
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"'Cause you might wanna come see this."
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"- I'm good. - Fuck off, we're working."
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"Wow. This took a lot of work."
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"I mean, I'm already smiling."
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"Did he really have to paint me giving the thumbs-up?"
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"It's gratuitous."
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"Really? That's the gratuitous part?"
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"Well, and Dinesh's shaft..."
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"- Oh, no. - Uh..."
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"Oh shit."
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"Are one of you the homeowner?"
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"Yeah. I am."
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"We've had a number of complaints about your artwork here."
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"Look, what you do inside the house is your own business..."
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"- Oh, no. We don't... We don't do that. - Oh, no!"
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"But that is you, is it not? The individual on the right?"
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"Yeah."
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"You're gonna need to paint over this."
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"Oh, I don't think the artist would like that, he's Latino."
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"- Was that racist? - Why are you asking me?"
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"Oh. I mean, I could've asked anybody, but your... race..."
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"It doesn't matter. I have a solution."
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"We put it up."
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"We don't put it down. Leave it up."
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"No, no, no. No, no, no! Close it!"
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"No..."
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"Look at this... left from the previous tenant."
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"Unbelievable. I can't believe"
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"I didn't enter the garage until this point."
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"I mean, is that marijuanas?"
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"We're gonna need to take those."
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"Or, we leave them and wait to see"
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"if the criminal returns to the scene of the crime."
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"What do you say, please?"
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"OK. So I keep the mural, and I keep the ten G's."
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"What do you get?"
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"I just thought when I got a new garage door,"
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"maybe you could come and paint a new logo."
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"Something just as artistic,"
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"but maybe a little less challenging?"
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"Hey! Don't look under there. Get away from there!"
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"That's not me."
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"Um, just to be honest with you, like,"
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"I really, really, really need this."
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"So... I'm trying to be vulnerable in front of you."
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"I don't know. Is this a safe place?"
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"Look, you can be vulnerable, esé,"
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"but this ain't a safe place."
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"A plumber got stabbed just last week,"
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"right where you're standing."
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"What?! Jesus Christ!"
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"What... Why would you stab a plumber?"
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"All right. It was worth a try."
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"Thanks anyway, Chuy."
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"Wait. Just go ahead and leave the mural."
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"I like looking at it."
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"And plus, I think I know what kind of logo you white boys might like."
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"Uh, that's amazing. Thank you, Chuy!"
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"- Uh, yeah. Appreciate it. - All right, man."
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"- Yes, one of those too. - All right."
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"- Another one down. - Did you really?"
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"You still working on that last one?"
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"Take your time. There's no rush, Dinesh."
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"Feeling pretty happy about yourself?"
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"I'm pretty happy with ourself."
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"Hello?"
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"Hey, is... Is Richard here?"
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"I don't know."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"Come to check up on your investment?"
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"Listen, you were right."
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"I played you a little."
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"Maybe a lot. I got caught up in making the deal."
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"All right? And I would like to say I was just doing my job,"
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"but that's the excuse that the Nazis used,"
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"so I'm not really sure how effective that one is."
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"Your point being?"
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"I'm sorry."
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"But I'm also not sorry."
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"The reason I pushed Peter to seed you is,"
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"I think you have an unbelievably good platform."
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"Way better than the rest of his other compression plays,"
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"which I apologize for not telling you about."
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"Look, I know eight weeks isn't a lot of time"
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"to get this ready,"
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"but I get the feeling you're the kind of guy that does better"
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"when there's a fire lit under his ass."
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"It's a pretty big fire."
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"It is."
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"And by the way,"
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"you're the only one of Peter's companies"
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"that I've invested ten percent of my annual salary in."
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"So I really hope that you can do this."
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"Uh, well, you know,"
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"I guess we'll find out."
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"I saw the logo out front."
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"I didn't know it was..."
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"Cool. Guys, the new logo!"
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"- Can we please both go? - You go first."
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"I love it."
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"Well, it's lowercase,"
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"but at least it isn't racist."
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"Is it?"
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"It's Chuy Ramirez? I'm impressed."
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"He sold a mural today for a half-million bucks."
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"It wasn't on a garage door, was it?"
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"You don't think it's too incendiary for the offices?"
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"Kevin, you got where you are by challenging sensibilities."
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"You know me well."
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"It is pretty raunchy, though."
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