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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Valentine's Day 4: Twisted Sister (S06E06)

"Almost instantly ask for some alone time."
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"Mm. [ cellphone chimes ]"
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"Excuse me."
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"Darn it!"
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"My showing was pushed up tomorrow morning."
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"I-I may have to make it an early one."
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"Are you sure?"
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"'cause you only have one night with me, tiger,"
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"And I'm as flexible"
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"As a government-insured, zero-down,"
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"Variable-rate mortgage."
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"Who are you?"
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"What do you say we get out of here?"
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"What are you doing? Run, run!"
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"But we haven't even paid for this."
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"We're outlaws, baby. Go, go!"
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"That was such a rush! Ah!"
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"You've never stolen anything before? [ elevator bell dings ]"
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"Only the entire show of my high-school production of "the wiz,""
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"But I don't think that's --"
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"Oh, glass elevator. Should make for an exciting view."
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"It will for the people on the street."
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"Oh, my god."
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"I didn't even hear them get on."
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"Well, maybe it's time for an ear cleaning."
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"I don't know, you just sluiced them out pretty good."
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"I'm getting kind of hot, phil."
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"What do you say we cool off a bit?"
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"Aw, that would have been great, juliana."
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"Too bad it's after...Dark. [ beeps ]"
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"Sorceress."
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"You were right, juliana."
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"This cool night air is just the thing."
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"Would the lady like my coat"
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"So she doesn't catch a col--"
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"Does that mean what I think it does?"
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"[ water splashes ]"
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"Water's a little chilly."
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"Think you can come in here and help me warm it up?"
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"Baby, they haven't built a pool I couldn't warm a little."
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"Where's cam? Uh, tinkling again."
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"Nature calls so often, I think she has him on speed dial."
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"[ chuckles ]"
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"[ alarm beeps ] oh, what's that?"
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"The motion-detector alarm in mother's room"
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"In case she falls out of bed."
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"I turn it on during cocktails,"
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"When I tend to forget [laughing] she's even there. [ chuckles ]"
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"What's going on? She all right? Oh."
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"Yeah, yeah, she's just tossing her leg a little bit."
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"Oh, that kicky thing?"
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"She's either having her rockettes dream"
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"Or her catheter's out."
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"Mitchell: [ sighs ] anders: She's fine."
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"[ chuckles ] [ sighs ]"
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"[ growling ] oh, we're out of ice!"
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"The nightmare continues!"
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"God."
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"Oh."
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"Hey, I got it."
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"Mitchell: Okay, put it back."
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"I can't possibly have heard you correctly."
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"There is a box over there with a santangelo glass bowl"
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"That they got us for our wedding."
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"We'll just say that the cheese plate was a little joke"
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"And that the real present is in the other room."
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"Hurry!"
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"You know, your coming around today"
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"Reminded me that cooper and I got you a wedding gift."
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"You did?"
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"[ chuckling ] well, now, this is a surprise."
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"Well, even though it doesn't say so on it,"
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"It's a fish! Congrats."
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"Oh, my god! Plastic olive swords?"
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"Carmelina, are you trying to be deported?! Mitchell: [ sighs ]"
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"All right, I got it back."
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"What is that?"
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"This is anders' wedding present to us."
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"He must have swapped it out"
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"When he opened that monstrosity that he thinks we got him."
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"[ scoffs ] we're getting our painting back."
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"Go. Me?"
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"No, no. You've already done a recon of the room. You need to do this."
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"Okay, take it easy, "mission impossible.""
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"It's a bed and a couch, not a laser maze."
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"Now get."
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"[ groans ] [ sighs ]"
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"A little champagne, and dinner will be ready in 10 minutes."
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"Ay, gracias!"
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"Oh, jay, thank you so much for my new bracelet."
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"You shouldn't have."
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"And speaking of jewelry and "shouldn't haves,""
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"I was feeling sorry for sonia,"
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"And I gave her a little trinket."
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"Oh, that's so sweet."
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"Yeah, but now the poor kid's got the hots for me."
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"I don't know what it is."
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"Maybe I just don't know my own power."
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"I mean, you must get that sometimes."
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"Don't be mad."
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"[ laughing ]"
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"And don't be whatever that is, either."
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"She hugged me and wouldn't let go."
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"Mm. It's not that crazy."
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"This has happened before."
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"Oh, yeah, that time"
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"When dede's lonely sister grabbed your leg?"
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"Not lonely. She's a forest ranger. Mm."
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"She can't be tied down."
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"Look, before I shuffle back to my bell tower,"
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"Let me just say I know the look."
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"Ay, jay, please."
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"I'm so sorry that I didn't pay attention to you at all today."
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"And now you're all crazy. [ laughs ]"
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"Sonia: Gloria, I can't find the candlesticks!"
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"Ay, don't worry. I go help you!"
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"[ thud ] ay!"
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"Gloria, are you all right? [ groans ]"
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"My ankle!"
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"Why is joe's toy here?"
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