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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Valentine's Day 4: Twisted Sister (S06E06)

"Oh, gee, you really twisted it, huh? Ay, ay, ay, ay!"
Modern Family (2009)
"All right, honey. Let me get some ice on that."
Modern Family (2009)
"Sonia: I heard a crash. Is everything okay?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Yeah, gloria turned her ankle."
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"I don't know if she's gonna make it down for dinner."
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"Oh, no!"
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"Should I bring your food upstairs?"
Modern Family (2009)
"No, she just wants to rest."
Modern Family (2009)
"She told me to eat with you downstairs."
Modern Family (2009)
"She doesn't want to make any --"
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"...Trouble."
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"That was the most exciting night of my life."
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"[ breathing deeply ]"
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"Would it break the mood if I clapped a little?"
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"No, I will allow it."
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"[ chuckles, sighs ]"
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"Ooh, look, they have the good q-tips."
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"I'm gonna steal us a bunch."
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"I'm gonna miss juliana."
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"That lady knows where the bodies are buried."
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"Oh, thanks, honey."
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"I know some years I miss the mark on valentine's day."
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"This year, I wanted to make sure --"
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"She's just so adventurous and surprising."
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"It's like I was parched,"
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"And she quenched my thirst with a big goblet of "wow.""
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"Hmm. Well, we'll have to make sure your goblet doesn't get so low"
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"Before we fill her up again."
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"I don't know what that means, but anyway,"
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"I'm kind of thinking maybe we'll just go home."
Modern Family (2009)
"That showing really is early, and I need to be sharp."
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"Are you sure? I thought you wanted to sleep here."
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"Yeah, I got caught up in the whole juliana moment."
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"Hey, would you see if there's any sewing kits? I think we're out."
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"Yeah."
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"Something was off,"
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"But I couldn't quite put my finger on it."
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"Claire, let's get a move on!"
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"I'm coming. I'm coming. Hang on."
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"Well, look who's back."
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"Oh. Yeah, well, I would have changed,"
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"But this is all I brought."
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"Change? When you're perfect?"
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"Oh, that's so nice."
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"Oh, my, god, look at that. It really has gotten late, hasn't it?"
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"Not for a lady of the evening like yourself, juliana."
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"What's say we fog up that glass elevator again"
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"And grab a nightcap in the bar?"
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"Then I put my finger on it --"
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"My husband's in love with another woman."
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"You like that, don't you? Mmm, yeah."
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"Poor gloria, though, huh?"
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"She'll be fine."
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"Oh, you have a little something --"
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"Oh, I'll get it this time."
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"[ chuckles ]"
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"Oh, excuse me."
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"[ bell dings ]"
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"Oh, the soup is ready. I'll bring some for gloria."
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"I'm not crazy, right?"
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"No. She's into you."
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"Thank god you wandered down here when you did."
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"You see how she keeps sliding close to me?"
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"It's like eating on a boat."
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"It's so much worse than that."
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"It's straight out of "lethal ladies.""
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"Look what I found in the trash."
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"Pictures of me and gloria with gloria's head cut out?"
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"She literally wants mom out of the picture."
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"Hold on, amigo."
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"Is she infatuated with me? Yes."
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"Understandable, unavoidable."
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"But would she actually do something to her own --"
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"[ gasps ] what?!"
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"She just took a bottle out of her purse"
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"And sprinkled it into mom's soup."
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"Okay, that's enough of this dumb tv show for you."
Modern Family (2009)
"We're talking about a perfectly believable obsession."
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"You're trying to make this into something that's --"
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"Sonia: Here, manny."
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"That's for me? What about jay?"
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"Oh, it's too spicy for him."
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"I make another one just like yours for your mother."
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"Eat it while it's hot. Okay."
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"Oh, my god."
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"She wants me out of the picture, too."
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"Of course."
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"Young woman meets a wealthy, older man."
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"Who wants a kid in the way?"
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"That's the first airtight thing you've said today."
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"But she's not a murderer"
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"[ spoon clatters ] oh! Oh!"
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"Stella, no!"
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"Oh, that's nice. You'd let me eat the soup."
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"Just clean it up."
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"Open your eyes, jay."
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"She wants you all to herself."
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"The red dress just like mom's,"
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"The toy she knew mom would trip on,"
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"The headless pictures?"
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"She's crazy!"
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"You think I'm crazy?"
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"This is what I did with the pictures."
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"I made this valentine for gloria."
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"The dress I borrowed from gloria"
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"To go with your pretty necklace."
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"And the "poison" is guasca,"
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"A spice I brought from colombia."
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"And there's stella with the toy."
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"Which she leaves all over the house."
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"There's been some misunderstanding here,"
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"But it would be so super"
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"If you just wouldn't mention this to --"
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"Gloria: Me?! Geez!"
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"As loud as these two are, the move like cats."
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"I heard everything on the baby monitor."
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"How can you say these things about my sister?"
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"I was just trying to be nice, jay."
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"I will call a cab and wait at the airport."
Modern Family (2009)
"Now I know what your family really thinks of me."
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