You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from Out Cold

"Take these twice a day..."
Out Cold
"and you will be back at the plate in no time."
Out Cold
"Will these make it bigger?"
Out Cold
"That'd be nice."
Out Cold
"So, are you, like, a crippled guy?"
Out Cold
"No. I'm just a really lazy guy."
Out Cold
"It happened at the X Games a couple of years ago."
Out Cold
"Piled into a fence. Pretty messy."
Out Cold
"They show the clip on ESPN all the time."
Out Cold
"In the intro for "Sports Bloopers"?"
Out Cold
"- You're that dude? - I'm that dude."
Out Cold
"It's a pleasure to meet you. I wipe out all the time."
Out Cold
"Ever since I was a little kid..."
Out Cold
"I wanted to be either a doctor or a blooper..."
Out Cold
"so it's basically win-win for me except now I can't feel my legs."
Out Cold
"Pig Pen, what are you doing?"
Out Cold
"He doesn't feel that."
Out Cold
"So, anyway, what the hell does a guy gotta do..."
Out Cold
"to get a drink in this town?"
Out Cold
"Actually, I'll catch up to you guys later."
Out Cold
"I have to... nice to meet you."
Out Cold
"Used to be my bar, but they kind of took it away."
Out Cold
"They got wine, if you want wine."
Out Cold
"What?"
Out Cold
"Staff room, right now, or so help me, I will get my..."
Out Cold
"You don't even have to say it, Eric. I know."
Out Cold
"Come on. Let's move."
Out Cold
"Got a little surprise for you boys."
Out Cold
"Anthony, Luke, Pierre..."
Out Cold
"Pierre? Your name's Pierre?"
Out Cold
"Majors is really pissed."
Out Cold
"He thinks you're all totally incompetent."
Out Cold
"He's given me no choice. You're fired."
Out Cold
"Effective immediately. I'm sorry."
Out Cold
"I really am. I've nothing against you..."
Out Cold
"but it's either this, or he won't buy the mountain."
Out Cold
"Muntz! How can you do this?"
Out Cold
"I mean, this is all that we have."
Out Cold
"What's Pierre gonna do? He's very stupid."
Out Cold
"And you're gonna side with Majors..."
Out Cold
"who calls you a retard to your face?"
Out Cold
"We say stuff like that, too, but not to your face."
Out Cold
"And you know why? We're your friends."
Out Cold
"You guys brought this on yourselves."
Out Cold
"The hot tub, the drug test..."
Out Cold
"you're disrupting the whole town."
Out Cold
"Now... you didn't help me out, and now I can't help you out."
Out Cold
"I'm sorry."
Out Cold
"Knock, knock."
Out Cold
"Hey there, Rick. Welcome to the winning team."
Out Cold
"Got you a little gift. I'll see you out there."
Out Cold
"Hey, thanks a lot."
Out Cold
""Hey there, Rick. Welcome to the winning team."
Out Cold
""Got you a little gift. I'll see you out there.""
Out Cold
"Those bastards."
Out Cold
"We rule."
Out Cold
"I'm sorry, guys. My dad can be a jerk, I know..."
Out Cold
"but it's not like you get to pick your parents."
Out Cold
"Needed burnin'."
Out Cold
"What are we gonna do now?"
Out Cold
"I'm not good at anything else."
Out Cold
"Not that I was good at this, whatever this whole thing was..."
Out Cold
"but at least it was familiar to me."
Out Cold
"I can fly you guys down to Anchorage if you want."
Out Cold
"You guys can get rides from there to wherever."
Out Cold
"Look, if worse comes to worse..."
Out Cold
"we can always get jobs on an oil rig."
Out Cold
"Our uncle works on one in Nome, and we'd be great at that."
Out Cold
"Pig Pen, you're on fire."
Out Cold
"Guys on oil rigs get laid a lot, right?"
Out Cold
"On their occasional break..."
Out Cold
"from their 19-hour work day in the freezing sleet..."
Out Cold
"yeah, they get laid all the time, Pig Pen."
Out Cold
"All right, I'm down."
Out Cold
"I'm in."
Out Cold
"We should go and say good-bye to Rick."
Out Cold
"He knows that we're leaving..."
Out Cold
"then he's gonna throw it all away."
Out Cold
"So... we have to do the honorable thing..."
Out Cold
"and steal a few street signs..."
Out Cold
"and leave town with our tail between our legs."
Out Cold
"Oh, my God, guys."
Out Cold
"What's wrong with you?"
Out Cold
"I don't know where to start."
Out Cold
"Ever since they took my bar away from me..."
Out Cold
"I've been doing a lot of thinking."
Out Cold
"A lot of drinking and a lot of thinking."
Out Cold
"A lot of thinking about why I act the way I do."
Out Cold
"Why I feel the need to have countless sexual conquests..."
Out Cold
"one after the other..."
Out Cold
"and I think it's due to the fact that I'm..."
Out Cold
"I don't know how to say this. I'm..."
Out Cold
"Gay?"
Out Cold
"What?"
Out Cold
"Gay?"
Out Cold
"Come on, guys!"
Out Cold
"Mr. October batting for the other team?"
Out Cold
"Lance, everybody knows. Nobody cares."
Out Cold
"It's OK. You know? I mean..."
Out Cold
"if you weren't gay, you'd be a pretty weird guy."
Out Cold
"Really."
Out Cold
"Come on."
Out Cold
"I was just gonna say that I was adopted, but..."
Out Cold
"since we're having this conversation..."
Out Cold
"Hey, Rick, lookin' good. Money suits you."
Out Cold
"Thanks, Mr. Majors."
Out Cold
"Mr. Majors? What happened to John?"
Out Cold
"After all, you're practically family now."
Out Cold
"And not that bogus Majors Resort "family"..."
Out Cold
"that I tell the minimum wagers they're in, either."
Out Cold
"Where are all my friends?"
Out Cold
"They're gone, Rick. Business 101."
Out Cold
"Listen, I was doing you a favor."
Out Cold
"See, those guys are just dead weight."
Out Cold
"Now you can run this place to your full potential."
Out Cold
"You'll make a boatload. Maybe you'll marry my daughter."
Out Cold
"I got work to do."
Out Cold
"Get that statue out of here!"
Out Cold
"This thing weighs a ton!"
Out Cold
"Who is this guy?"
Out Cold
Show more clips