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Clips from Out Cold

"I'm gonna have to polish this turd..."
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"if I want to sell my investors on it."
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"I mean, your hotel looks like a Motel 6..."
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"ate a yard sale and barfed it out."
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"Muntz, there's some really pissed off Eskimos..."
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"outside right now, man. They say they want their land back."
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"Very funny, Rambis."
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"Mr. Majors, this is Rick Rambis..."
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"one of our low to mid-level employees."
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"You must be the big hotshot who's gonna buy the mountain."
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"John Majors of Major Resorts."
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"Rick Rambis of Rick Rambis."
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"You any good on that board there, son'?"
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"I'm all right."
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"You wouldn't mind playing tour guide..."
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"to an old fart like me, would you?"
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"Actually, Rick's got a pretty heavy workload tomorrow..."
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"but I would be delighted to show you around the mountain."
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"No offense, Short Stack, but you give me the creeps."
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"I think Rick here'll do just fine."
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"You don't mind, do you Rick?"
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"No problem."
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"Good. First thing in the morning."
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"I'll take a Geritol so I can keep up."
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"Chop chop with them bags there."
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"So, what does this mean, selling the mountain?"
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"I don't know. Maybe this guy will be cool."
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"Maybe he'll help us build a lift up to Hangman's Peak."
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"Can you get an STD from a polar bear?"
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"What is your brother doing?"
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"What do we got, Whitey?"
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"Solid Gold Dancers trapped on Beaver Mountain."
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"Somebody help us!"
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"Looks pretty hairy, sir."
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"Just the way I like it!"
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"Lock 'em and load 'em, boys!"
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"I'm goin' in!"
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"What are we gonna do?"
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"Please, the whole cabin is freezing!"
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"We're saved!"
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"Good morning, ladies. The name's Pen."
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"A suit."
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"I need everybody to be calm and take your tops off."
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"And tie them together."
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"Now! Move! I don't have time to discuss this!"
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"Wicked!"
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"You. Grab me around my waist."
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"Lower. Nice."
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"You, get the door!"
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"The door's stuck!"
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"Just jiggle it!"
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"It's gonna be OK, ladies. Jiggle more!"
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"You have to jiggle the handle."
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"Jiggle it."
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"Open the door, Pig Pen!"
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"Come on, man."
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"Jiggle it."
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"Open the door!"
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"I'm coming!"
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"He's had a crush on that bench for a long time."
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"Did you enjoy your nap?"
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"So, Rick, did you hit it last night or what?"
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"No, man, we just talked."
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"God. You know, maybe..."
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"we should clarify something."
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"When you won the race last night..."
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"that made you King of the Mountain."
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"Not King of the No-ball Pussy Losers."
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"They already have their own king..."
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"my brother."
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"What?"
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"Are you still hung up on Anna?"
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"Here's what I don't get, all right, is..."
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"you met this chick..."
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"and you got freaky-deaky with her..."
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"and then, poof! She disappears."
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"How's there a problem with that?"
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"Pig Pen, when I want advice..."
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"about a good "Planet of the Apes" film..."
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"or maybe how to get the resin..."
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"out of my bong, I'll come to you, OK?"
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"But I am not gonna take romantic advice from somebody..."
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"who cannot spell romantic or advice."
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"Or bong."
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"Listen, man, I just want to hear the story, that's all."
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"I mean, you've never even told me it..."
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"not even once."
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"If I tell you, will you promise to shut up about it?"
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"I met her at the most beautiful romantic place on earth..."
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"Cancun, Mexico."
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"There was this little cantina called Pedro O'Horny's."
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"Me and Luke, see, we had just shown up..."
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"and then I saw her."
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"From the moment we caught eyes..."
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"I knew she wasn't like the other girls there."
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"She was French."
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"She had her top on."
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"Plus, she wasn't puking."
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"Drink!"
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"We spent every day together for three weeks."
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"It was like heaven..."
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"but you couldn't drink the water."
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"And then, one day, she asked me..."
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"to go on one of them tandem bike rides..."
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"but she never showed up."
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"I never saw Anna again."
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"Who'?"
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"God!"
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"Chicken!"
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"Guys, a little sensitivity here!"
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"God! Can't you see this is a dejected man?"
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"Well, Rick, get your dejected head out of your ass."
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"Papa Muntz wanted you to run this mountain."
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"Carpe the Diem!"
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"Seize the... carp!"
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"What?"
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"Make sure you bundle up because it's freezing out there, OK?"
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"Hey, Toby."
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"Let me check your boot."
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"You're good now."
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